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Post by Omiclock on Jan 13, 2009 13:00:50 GMT -5
"18th DESTRUCTION GYRO!" Ryo rushed towards Eerht, punching at him repeatedly.
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Post by Josh Spicer on Jan 13, 2009 16:28:04 GMT -5
Eerht was hit and sent back a ways. When the punching stopped, he stood there with a smile. His skin was heavily bruised but he remained standing.
"Hm, Ryo, is it. Well, if you guys consisting of a cock-aroach, an Engrish bastard, some weird little dude, a pyscho reject, a little girl who's schizphrenic, and an Egyptain whore, want to beat me, then it's gonna take a lot more than-," he said.
He was interuppted from a punch from Carl which sent Eerht towards the edge. He nipped up as blood fell from his mouth.
"Only I can call Kemisi a whore, speaking of which, I think this guy wants his money back," Carl said.
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Post by sanlong on Jan 13, 2009 16:46:45 GMT -5
Kemisi wasn't listening-- she was too busy sneaking up behind Carl. Being easily a giant compared to him, she grabbed him. "Time for teamwork, right." She said to Carl; she raised him over her head.
"CARL-KEMISI TEAMWORK: COCKROACH CANNON!"
With an arm like a major-league pitcher, Kemisi tossed Carl at Eerht. The cockroach impacted with all the force of a cannon-shell, knocking the warrior against the cave wall.
"Um... should you have done that?" Patch asked fearfully. "It was teamwork." Kemisi responded. "Nobody gets hurt when we work together." "What about Carl?! You just tossed him at that guy!"
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Post by Josh Spicer on Jan 13, 2009 17:19:55 GMT -5
Eerht pushed Carl back at Kemisi where he was at her feet on his back.
"Nope, I'm good, and thank you for doing something Kemisi," Carl said.
A few knifes were right towards Kemisi as she was talking to Patch. Carl magic'ed them back as Eerht caught them in his fingers.
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Post by Old Man Cael on Jan 14, 2009 15:06:56 GMT -5
"Hey, can't we all just get along?" Cael stood in between the combatants. "If there's one thing I've learned in all my long short years, it's that you should only fight in defense of yourself or of another. Assassination, murder, assault, and every other form of offensive combat only needs to needless bloodshed and loss of limbs and hair color."
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Post by Omiclock on Jan 14, 2009 17:30:37 GMT -5
"BUT MY FRIEND!" Ryo interjected, leaping towards Cael. "In times of trouble, men cannot use words; they must fight with their spirits, for that is the only solution. The time for peace is not now; as men, we must fight onward in order to create that peace for a brighter tomorrow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Just when did this turn into a philosophical debate?" Patricia grumbled.
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Post by Old Man Cael on Jan 14, 2009 17:46:06 GMT -5
"But if it weren't for senseless fighting in the first place, you wouldn't be in a time of fighting that would require you to fight in order for you to restore peace. Instead, you would still be in a time of peace." Cael smirked.
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Post by sanlong on Jan 14, 2009 17:55:26 GMT -5
"But it's our posessions that make us violent, right." Kemisi pointed out. "How can we ever be at peace when we still have material things?"
"Damn it! They've been suckered in by philosophy!" Patch exclaimed as Kemisi joined the debate. "This is why I don't read! Okay, new plan; those of us that aren't horribly distracted should focus on Jack. Without him throwing knives at us, this might be easier."
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Post by Josh Spicer on Jan 14, 2009 18:34:25 GMT -5
"You guys are a bunch of fucking idiots," Jack said. "How can I be throwing the knives when the guy who's actually doing that is now right behind Kemisi?"
Eerht not grabs Kemisi and starts to choke her from behind, putting a knife to her throat.
"Finally, one guy makes sense. You all are a bunch of fucking morons. The only guys who make a lick of sense are the pyscho bastard and the cock-aroach. Now I know why I was sent to destroy you, XS people are a waste of space," Eerht said.
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Post by sanlong on Jan 15, 2009 16:07:45 GMT -5
"Ha! I'll show you!" Patch exclaimed. "You guys shouldn't even be on this site! Therefore, you are a waste of space!"
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Post by Josh Spicer on Jan 15, 2009 16:13:45 GMT -5
Again, Jack hit his hand to his head.
Eerht gave a smirk, and still had Kemisi in the chokehold and a knife to the throat.
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Post by Omiclock on Jan 16, 2009 16:11:13 GMT -5
"Sorry, why should I care exactly?" Patricia asked with a distinct lack of interest; she lifted up the still bound Kei. "I got what I wanted."
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Post by sanlong on Jan 16, 2009 16:28:10 GMT -5
"Excuse me..." Kemisi said calmly to Eerht. "But I'm all uncomfortable. Your big, sweaty arms are too tight."
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Post by Josh Spicer on Jan 16, 2009 18:08:05 GMT -5
"Not my problem," Eerht said as he started walking backwards to the edge of the cliff.
Carl make it so a rock heads towards them.
"If any of you tries to-"
Carl made the rock hit Kemisi, which caused them both to fall over the edge.
"As Josh would say, oh shit," Jack said.
Jack then looked down and Eerht and Kemisi were on a cloud riding up.
"Why is there a solid cloud," Carl asked.
"Change of plans jack-asses, you can take the slut, but I'll be back," Eerht said.
Eerht tossed Kemisi to Carl, who landed in his arms. He looked at her, then dropped her.
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Post by sanlong on Jan 21, 2009 16:39:39 GMT -5
Kemisi, opon being dropped, suddenly jumped off of the cliff.
"What the hell is that bitch doing?!" Patch yelled. "And what happened to us?!"
"If I must die, I will die with honor." Kemisi explained as she fell. "That is my way; the samurai's way." "You're not a samurai!" "A samurai does not doubt their code! That is the way of stealth!" "Now she thinks she's a ninja..."
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