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Post by sanlong on Feb 22, 2009 15:48:05 GMT -5
"OH MY GOD, THERE'S A GUY WEARING THE LABCOAT!" Patch exclaimed in even more horror than before. "Jack, seriously, get up!"
"Jack's been paramalyzed." Kemisi pointed out. "Like my social life."
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Post by Josh Spicer on Feb 22, 2009 19:32:12 GMT -5
"And your sex life," Carl said.
Ruof suddenly grabbed Kemisi by her hair.
"Hm, kamiphillia. Nice," Carl said.
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Post by sanlong on Feb 23, 2009 16:28:39 GMT -5
"What the hell is it with these people and having sex with Kemisi?!" Patch yelled angrily. "God!... Jack, seriously, if you don't get up then I'm going to rip you a new one."
Joben charged at Ruof with great fury. His hands glowed with venemous energy as he jabbed at the Rebnum.
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Post by Josh Spicer on Feb 23, 2009 16:51:18 GMT -5
Ruof noticed it and put Kemisi down, with no reaction. He then felt a rock hit him in the face. He started bleeding. Ruof pushed Joben out of the way and walked over to Carl, who he proceeded to choke.
"I have no regrets," Carl said struggingly.
"Shut up Patch," Jack said.
Evif looked at his watch and yawned
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Post by sanlong on Feb 24, 2009 16:53:14 GMT -5
Joben sighed angrily. "Joben groans! Why did I nearly always treated like?" He looked at Evif with fire in his eyes. "My weakness, I'm deadly. I give it a try!"
Purple sludge began to drip from his fingers. With a battlecry of "POISON!", Joben fired the toxic residue at the Rebnum.
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Post by Josh Spicer on Feb 24, 2009 17:26:36 GMT -5
Evif got a needle and sprayed a bit. He then proceeded to inject himself with the needle. When the poison it, Evif remained standing. Though, his hair fell out.
"The two poisons that just met cancelled each other out, at the cost of my hair," he said.
"Big words confuse me," Ruof said.
"Just choke the cockroach Ruof and you'll be fine."
Ruof smiled and tightened the grip.
"Fuckin a," Carl said. "Anybody wanna help, anybody?"
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Post by sanlong on Feb 25, 2009 17:08:40 GMT -5
A blast of sand struck Ruof at the same time as Patch's hands became decidedly more feral. "I'm going to help if you promise you won't call me a slut no more." Kemisi offered. Patch circled Ruof, gradually becoming more beast-like.
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Post by Josh Spicer on Feb 25, 2009 20:04:39 GMT -5
"I have no promises," Carl said through the pain.
"Do just fucking agree," Jack shouted.
"Fine, god," Carl shouted. "Just get ape man off me."
Ruof was holding, with his other hand, his ear.
"Ah, loud boom make ear hurt! And weird animal make Ruof scared," he said.
Evif sighed and took out a needle.
"Think of your happy place Ruof," Evif said.
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Post by sanlong on Feb 26, 2009 17:58:27 GMT -5
Sand gathered around Kemisi's hands. In an instant, the grainy substance compacted into a sharp point, creating a useful weapon. The Egyptian Girl fired the spikes like harpoons at Ruof.
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Post by Josh Spicer on Feb 26, 2009 21:35:02 GMT -5
They each poked into Ruof's back and he dropped Carl. He walked over to Kemisi and just stared at her menacingly.
"She's a whore Ruof," Evif said, testing out the needle.
Ruof suddenly roared very loud.
"No, though is hot, she's not a whore," Carl said.
"She's a slut," he added.
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Post by sanlong on Feb 27, 2009 16:35:49 GMT -5
Patch jumped onto Ruof's neck and began clawing on the... I'm guessing big guy's face. Quickly, Kemisi began to barrage him with sand from all sides.
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Post by Josh Spicer on Feb 27, 2009 16:41:56 GMT -5
Eventually, Ruof was covered in sand and people. Evif, while everyone was distracted, walked up, and stuck some type of poison into Kemisi's arm.
"Hey, only I can touch with sharp, pointy objects," Carl said.
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Post by sanlong on Mar 2, 2009 7:09:40 GMT -5
Kemisi slapped Carl so hard his grandchildren felt it (Hard to do, seeing as he's kinda gay) and looked down at her arm.
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Post by Josh Spicer on Mar 2, 2009 7:16:24 GMT -5
(Carl's not gay dude, trust me, if he was gay, he would be on Kemisi's side)
Carl fell to the ground and looked at Kemisi's arm.
"It's a poison that will soon run it's course. First, it causes you to become paralyzed from the waste down, then, you'll lose eyesight, and finally, you'll die," Evif said.
"You're lucky there's no horndogs around," Carl said. "Look it's not fault you're an easy target."
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