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XS Idol
May 21, 2006 10:53:24 GMT -5
Post by Omiclock on May 21, 2006 10:53:24 GMT -5
I think that was Strongbad
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XS Idol
May 21, 2006 11:03:29 GMT -5
Post by sanlong on May 21, 2006 11:03:29 GMT -5
"I think you're right. But his name is two words. Strong and Bad. Strong Bad. Not one word. Two words, that are not one word. Next!" Another Joe walked up onto stage.
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XS Idol
May 21, 2006 11:04:21 GMT -5
Post by Omiclock on May 21, 2006 11:04:21 GMT -5
No clones thank you!
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XS Idol
May 21, 2006 11:13:41 GMT -5
Post by sanlong on May 21, 2006 11:13:41 GMT -5
"Hey! That's clone discrimination!" "Just sing." Zed said angrily.
(singing perfectly) Isn't it strange Feels like I'm lookin' in the mirror What would people say If only they knew that I was
Part of some geneticist's plan (plan-plan-plan) Born to be a carbon copy man (man-man-man) There in a petri dish late one night They took a donor's body cell and fertilized a human egg and so I say
I think I'm a clone now There's always two of me just a-hangin' around I think I'm a clone now 'Cause every chromosome is a hand-me-down
Look at the way We go out walking close together I guess you could say I'm really beside myself
I still remember how it began (gan-gan-gan) They produced a carbon copy man (man-man-man) Born in a science lab late one night Without a mother or a father, just a test tube and a womb with a view
I think I'm a clone now (a clone now) There's always two of me just a-hangin' around I think I'm a clone now (a clone now) 'Cause every chromosome is a hand-me-down
I think I'm a clone now (a clone now) And I can stay at home while I'm out of town I think I'm a clone now (a clone now) 'Cause every pair of genes is a hand-me-down
Signing autographs for my fans Come and meet the carbon copy man Livin' in stereo, it's all right Well I can be my own best friend and I can send myself for pizza so I say
I think I'm a clone now Another one of me's always hangin' around I think I'm a clone now 'Cause every chromosome is a hand-me-down
I think I'm a clone now (a clone now) I've been on Oprah Winfrey - I'm world renowned I think I'm a clone now (a clone now) And every pair of genes is a hand-me-down
I think I'm a clone now (a clone now) That's my genetic twin always hangin' around I think I'm a clone now (a clone now) 'Cause every chromosome is a hand-me-down
I think I'm a clone now (a clone now)
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XS Idol
May 21, 2006 11:16:13 GMT -5
Post by Omiclock on May 21, 2006 11:16:13 GMT -5
You ARE a clone; you're not the original Joe you're a fake you have no purpose in life; I hope I've traumatised you now. NEXT!
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XS Idol
May 21, 2006 11:21:56 GMT -5
Post by sanlong on May 21, 2006 11:21:56 GMT -5
"Hey, you're not a judge!" Zed yelled. "But he's right. You're a clone. What's wrong with you? I'll answer that. You're vaporized!" Zed pushed the vaporize button. "What the-- crap, this thing's busted! Time for plan B. TRAP DOOR'D!" He pushed a button that sent Another Joe down a trap door.
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XS Idol
May 21, 2006 11:24:27 GMT -5
Post by Omiclock on May 21, 2006 11:24:27 GMT -5
Bye! Bye! Next up; Rio!
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XS Idol
May 21, 2006 11:33:00 GMT -5
Post by sanlong on May 21, 2006 11:33:00 GMT -5
Rio walked up modestly. "Uh... hi?" "Just cut to the singing, pretty boy!" Pinky Kung yelled from where he was lying on the floor.
(Terribly off-key) If you want it to be possessive, it's just 'I-T-S' But if it's supposed to be a conjuntion it's 'I-T-apostraphe-S' Scalawag
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XS Idol
May 21, 2006 11:35:46 GMT -5
Post by Omiclock on May 21, 2006 11:35:46 GMT -5
OK that's enough; go. Now. NOW. Next up Clockwise
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XS Idol
May 21, 2006 11:39:01 GMT -5
Post by sanlong on May 21, 2006 11:39:01 GMT -5
"I DON'T SING." A loud booming voice said out of nowhere. "Okay... next up, Xora!" Zed said.
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XS Idol
May 21, 2006 11:45:04 GMT -5
Post by Omiclock on May 21, 2006 11:45:04 GMT -5
Ahem! (Singing very well)
When you walk away You don't hear me say please Oh baby, don't go Simple and clean is the way that you're making me feel tonight It's hard to let it go
You're giving me too many things Lately you're all I need You smiled at me and said,
Don't get me wrong I love you But does that mean I have to meet your father? When we are older you'll understand What I meant when I said "No, I don't think life is quite that simple"
When you walk away You don't hear me say please Oh baby, don't go Simple and clean is the way that you're making me feel tonight It's hard to let it go
The daily things that keep us all busy all confusing me thats when u came to me and said,
Wish i could prove i love you but does that mean i have to walk on water? When we are older you'll understand It's enough when i say so, And maybe something are that simple
When you walk away You don't hear me say please Oh baby, don't go Simple and clean is the way that you're making me feel tonight It's hard to let it go
Hold me Whatever lies beyond this morning Is a little later on Regardless of warnings the future doesn't scare me at all Nothing's like before
When you walk away You don't hear me say please Oh baby, don't go Simple and clean is the way that you're making me feel tonight It's hard to let it go
Hold me Whatever lies beyond this morning Is a little later on Regardless of warnings the future doesn't scare me at all Nothing's like before
Hold me Whatever lies beyond this morning Is a little later on Regardless of warnings the future doesn't scare me at all Nothing's like before
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XS Idol
May 21, 2006 11:50:22 GMT -5
Post by sanlong on May 21, 2006 11:50:22 GMT -5
"Congratualtions! You get Most Improved!" Zed said as a ribbon that read 'Most Improved' on it appeared on Xora. "Now... VAPORIED'D!" He slammed down on the vaporize button which turned Xora into Strong Sad. "Yeah, this thing's busted."
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XS Idol
May 21, 2006 11:53:36 GMT -5
Post by Omiclock on May 21, 2006 11:53:36 GMT -5
Yeah seriously; *Presses it for Pinky, Pinky turns into Strawberry clock* WTF?
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XS Idol
May 21, 2006 11:55:36 GMT -5
Post by sanlong on May 21, 2006 11:55:36 GMT -5
Zed pushed the vaporize button and Josh turned into Lem Spotsinterview. "We need a repair man for this thing. Or at least a plumber."
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XS Idol
May 21, 2006 18:27:07 GMT -5
Post by Josh Spicer on May 21, 2006 18:27:07 GMT -5
*Josh pushes the revaporize button and turns normal*
"Bitch, anyway, next," Josh said.
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