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Post by Leo Leonardo on Jul 22, 2006 16:12:00 GMT -5
This is XS Idol Partner and Group Version I'm your Host and Judge Leo Leonardo and with me Aeris and strangely GIR,First for some Fun Me and Aeris will Sing to start the Show:
GIRLS:Shut up, just shut up, shut up Shut up, just shut up, shut up Shut up, just shut up, shut up Shut it up, just shut up, shut up Shut up, just shut up, shut up Shut up, just shut up, shut up Shut up, just shut up, shut up Shut it up, just shut up, shut up
AERIS:We try to take it slow But we're still losin control And we try to make it work But it still ends up the worst And I'm craaazzzy For tryin to be your laaadddy I think I'm goin crazy
LEO:Girl, me and you were just fine you know We wined and dined Did them things that couples do when in love you know Walks on the beach and stuff you know Things that lovers say and do I love you boo, AERIS:I love you too LEO:I miss you a lot, I miss you even more That's why I flew you out When we was on tour But then something got out of hand You start yellin when I'm with my friends Even though I had legitimate reasons (AERIS:bull shit) You know I have to make them dividends(AERIS:bull shit) How could you trust our private life girl That's why you don't believe my lies And quit this lecture
GIRLS:Shut up, just shut up, shut up Shut it up, just shut up, shut up
AERIS:We try to take it slow But we're still losin control And we try to make it work But it still ends up the worst And I'm craaazzzy For tryin to be your laaadddy I think I'm goin crazy
LEO:Why does he know she gotta move so fast Love is progress if you could make it last Why is it that you just lose control Every time you agree on takin it slow FAT MAN:So why does it got to be so damn tough LEO:Cuz fools in lust could never get enough of love Showin him the love that you be givin Changing up your livin For a lovin transition Girl lip so much she tryin to get you to listen Being mad at each other has become our tradition You yell, I yell, everybody yells Got neighbors across the street sayin MEN:“Who the hell?!?” LEO:Who the hell? What the hell's going down? Too much of the bickering Kill it with the sound and
GIRLS:Shut up, just shut up, shut up Shut it up, just shut up, shut up
AERIS:We try to take it slow But we're still losin control And we try to make it work But it still ends up the worst And I'm craaazzzy For tryin to be your laaadddy I think I'm goin crazy
LEO:Girl our love is dyin Why can't you stop tryin AERIS:I never been a quitah But I do deserve betta LEO:Believe me I will do bad Let's forget the past And let's start this new plan AERIS:Why? 'Cause it's the same old routine And then next week I hear them scream LEO:Girl I know you're tired of the things they say AERIS:You're damn right 'Cause I heard them lame damn excuses just yesterday LEO:That was a different thing AERIS:No it ain't LEO:That was a different thing AERIS:No it ain't LEO:That was a different thing AERIS:It was the same damn thing Same damn excuses Boy you're useless Whhoooaaaa
GIRLS:Shut up, just shut up, shut up Shut up, just shut up, shut up Shut up, just shut up, shut up Shut it up, just shut up, shut up Shut up, just shut up, shut up Shut up, just shut up, shut up Shut up, just shut up, shut up Shut it up, just shut up, shut up
LEO:Stop the talking baby Or I start walking baby Stop the talking baby Or I start walking baby Stop the talking baby Or I start walking baby Stop the talking baby Or I start walking baby
AERIS:Is that all there is Is that all there is Is that all there is Is that all there is (Leo Stops Singing) Is that all there is Is that all there is Is that all there is Is that all there is Is that all there is Is that all there is Is that all there is Is that all there is
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Post by Josh Spicer on Jul 22, 2006 16:26:02 GMT -5
(I will be the crowd and Mick will be the guy who says we'll be right back, and welcome back)
Men: YAYYY.
Women: BOOOO.
Babies: GOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Josh Spicer: YAYYYYY, your hot.
His Mom: Joshy.
Josh Spice: Sorry mom.
Mick Leyfo: Well, now, it is time, to start, Xiaolin Showdown Idol Season 2. Here is your judges, the Beaultiful Aeris, the Comedic LeoLeonardo, and the Brainless GIR.
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Post by Leo Leonardo on Jul 24, 2006 4:07:10 GMT -5
LEO:Thanks Mick!
AERIS:I Hope we can still be Friends Josh
GIR:PIGGY!!!
LEO:Shut Up GIR
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Post by Josh Spicer on Jul 24, 2006 7:48:30 GMT -5
*The stage is set up as Chameleon Bot changes into the singer who sang the next song, "Believe in Myself".
When all alone in my chair, I just go about wishing I wanna be strong, I really wanna be trusted When all alone in my bed, I just go about yearning I wanna be cool, I also wanna be like him
But that's not something I can do so easily This is not simply my way, my style Gotta get a hold of my life
I wanna fly high So I can reach the highest of all the heavens Somebody will be waiting for me so, I have got to fly higher
Gotta keep goin' Everything is a brand new challenge for me I will believe in myself This is the only start for me
When all alone in my sleep, I just go about dreaming I see myself there, having the same adventure
If I just follow you, I will never see the light Now is the time to find my way through this life I'm trying so hard to be strong
I wanna fly high So I can reach the highest of all the heavens Somebody will be waiting for me so, I have got to fly higher
(Guitar solo)
Many friends help me out, in return I help them Certain things I can do and there are things that only I can do No one's alone!
I wanna fly high So I can reach the highest of all the heavens Somebody will be waiting for me so, I have got to fly higher
Crowd: Yeah, yayyyy, wooooo.
Josh Spicer: Go Chameleon Bot, that's what I built you for, wooo.
Crowd: *Silence*
Josh Spicer: *Sits Down*
Mick Leyfo: Right, well. We'll be right back after this.
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Post by Leo Leonardo on Jul 24, 2006 8:28:02 GMT -5
*A man walks on Stage*
MAN:My life changed when I had Mentos
*Takes Mentos out of his Pocket*
MENTOS THE FRESHMAKER!!!
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Post by Josh Spicer on Jul 24, 2006 8:30:11 GMT -5
www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/badamnAlbino Black Sheep: The home, of the real sheep. ------------------------------------------------------------------ Now it's Xiaolin Showdown Idol Season 2 Followed by Family Guy only on FOX. ------------------------------------------------------------------- XS Idol is brought to you by, Albino Black Sheep.com, Mentos, Kraft Macaroni and Cheese, and the FOZ Network.
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Post by Leo Leonardo on Jul 24, 2006 8:45:37 GMT -5
LEO:Good Chameleon Bot Good
AERIS:I don't Know I'll think about it?
GIR:YOU'RE GONNA MAKE BISCUITS,YOU'RE GONNA MAKE BISCUITS
LEO:SHUT THE HELL UP GIR OR I'M TAKING YOUR PIG AWAY
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Post by Josh Spicer on Jul 24, 2006 9:02:20 GMT -5
Mick: That poor pig, he is going to be taken away, well, I am here with the winner of the Mentos: Come to XS Idol Season 2, Josh Spicer, with his mom.
*They come on with Josh's Mom holding Josh's ear*
Josh Spicer: Let go, mom, please.
Mick: How does it feel to be here.
Josh Spicer: It feels-
Mom: Hush, it feels great for both of us.
Mick: Josh, how does it feel for your mom to do this to you.
Josh: Really-
Mom: Joshy shush. It feels great.
Mick: I asked Josh.
Mom: He wasn't going to answer.
Mick: He started to.
Mom: He wasn't going to finish.
Mick: You interrupted him.
Mom: Shut-up.
*Mick and Mom get in a fight as Josh goes up to the camera*
Josh: Go to the stage.
*It goes to the stage as Hyper is getting ready to sing Escape from the City*
Rollin' around at the speed of sound Got places to go, gotta follow my rainbow Can't stick around, have to keep movin' on Guess what lies ahead, only one way to find out Must keep on movin' ahead No time for guessin', follow my plan instead Trustin' in what you can't see Take my lead, I'll set you free Follow me, set me free, trust me And we will escape from the city I'll make it through Follow me... Follow me, set me free, trust me And we will escape from the city I'll make it through, prove it to you Follow me... Oh, yeah... Danger is lurking around every turn Trust your feelings, got to live and learn I know with some luck that I'll make it through Got no other options, only one thing to do I don't care what lies ahead No time for guessin', follow my plan instead Find that next stage no matter what that may be Take my lead, I'll set you free Follow me, set me free, trust me And we will escape from the city I'll make it through Follow me... Follow me, set me free, trust me And we will escape from the city I'll make it through, prove it to you Follow me... Follow me... I'll make it through... Oh, yeah..
Crowd: COOOOOL, YEAHHH.
Josh: Yay, go Hyper, you rule.
Crowd: *All silent*
Josh: *Sits down*
Mick: Well, as Josh's mom is being thrown out of the arena, we'll be right after this.
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Some Guy: Whoa what's that.
Another: It's a Tender Crisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch It's a Tender Crisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch.
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DOOO DO OODOO Wha haa, doo do odoododo wha aaa.
Mentos come both sides, Mentos better than one, Mentos come and it's full of life. Fresh goes better better with Mentos comin full of, Fresh goes with Mentos comin full of life.
MENTOS: The Freshmaker.
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Mick: Welcome back, now your judges, Aeris, LeoLeonardo, and GIR.
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Post by Leo Leonardo on Jul 25, 2006 4:00:24 GMT -5
LEO:Sorry Hyper you're not our type,so that a No from me.
AERIS:Well I thought it was Good that a Yes from Me.
GIR:*Walks over to a Camera* HI BABY!!!
LEO: GIR THAT IT YOU'RE STARTING TO ANNOY ME, SECURITY!
*Security comes over and takes GIR away while eating A Muffin*
LEO:I think that was a Yes from BUT still.*Hits Vapourize Button and Vapourizes Hyper* NEXT!!!
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Post by Josh Spicer on Jul 25, 2006 8:31:42 GMT -5
Mick: Well, while they decide who's next, I have with me right now, GIR. GIR: I like this pig. Mick: Tell me GIR, how does it feel to be thrown out of the building. GIR: I LIKE MY MONKEY SHOW. Mick: Okay then, idiot. Well, we'll be right back after these messages. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Aeris: How would you like to enjoy some dinner with me. We'll, you'll get you chance by getting your a winner on any Kraft Macorroni and Cheese box. Remeber, get a your a winner, and you'll get some dinner with me. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/noiceAlbino Black Sheep: The Home, of the real sheep. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Now, it's Xiaolin Showdown Idol Season 2. Then it's Family Guy. Only on FOX. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mick: Welcome back, now, may I bring you or judges wanting to bring you an up to date on the scores so far, the wonderful, Aeris, the comical, LeoLeonardo, and finally, filling in for GIR, Josh Spicer. Josh Spicer: Hey my thrown out mom.
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Post by sanlong on Aug 11, 2006 12:14:53 GMT -5
Suddenly, the stage exploded and Smog and Haze appeared on stage. "We will be singing a song."
Smog and Haze: Aquarius There's travel in your future when your tongue freezes to the back of a speeding bus Fill that void in your pathetic life by playing Whack-A-Mole seventeen hours a day Pisces Try to avoid any Virgos or Leos With the Ebola virus You are the true Lord of the Dance, No matter what those idiots at work say Aries The look on your face will be priceless when you find that forty pound watermelon in your colon Trade toothbrushes with an albino dwarf, then give a hickey to Meryl Streep Taurus You will never find true happiness What you gonna do, cry about it? The stars predict tomorrow you'll wake up, Do a bunch of stuff, And then go back to sleep That's your horoscope for today-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay That's your horoscope for today That's your horoscope for today-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay That's your horoscope for today Gemini Your birthday party will be ruined once again By your explosive flatulence Your love life will run into trouble when your fiancé hurls a Javelin through your chest Cancer The position of Jupiter says you should spend the rest of the week Face down in the mud Try not to shove a roll of duct tape up your nose while taking your driver's test Leo Now is not a good time to photocopy your butt and staple it to your boss's face, Oh no Eat a bucket of tuna-flavored pudding, then wash it down with a gallon of strawberry Quik Virgo All Virgos are extremely friendly and intelligent - except for you Expect a big surprise today when you wind up with your head impaled upon a stick That's your horoscope for today-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay That's your horoscope for today That's your horoscope for today-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay That's your horoscope for today Now you may find it inconceivable Or at the very least a bit unlikely that the Relative position of the planets and the stars Could have a special deep Significance or meaning that exclusively applies to only you But let me give you my assurance that these forecasts and predictions Are all based on solid, scientific, documented evidence, So you would have to be some kind of moron not to Realize that every single one of them is absolutely true. Where was I? Libra A big promotion is just around the corner For someone much more talented than you Laughter is the very best medicine, Remember that when your appendix bursts next week Scorpio Get ready for an unexpected trip When you fall screaming from an open window Work a little bit harder on improving your low self-esteem, You stupid freak Sagittarius All your friends are laughing behind your back (kill them) Take down all those naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine you've got hanging in your den Capricorn The stars say that you're an exciting and wonderful person, But you know they're lying If I were you, I'd lock my doors and windows and never never never never never Leave my house again That's your horoscope for today-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay That's your horoscope for today That's your horoscope for today-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay That's your horoscope for today That's your horoscope for today-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay That's your horoscope for today That's your horoscope for today-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay That's your horoscope for today
"We just sang a song." Smog and Haze both said.
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Post by Josh Spicer on Aug 11, 2006 12:34:53 GMT -5
Mick: Well, we'll be right back with the scores of that.
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DOOO DO OODOO Wha haa, doo do odoododo wha aaa.
Mentos come both sides, Mentos better than one, Mentos come and it's full of life. Fresh goes better better with Mentos comin full of, Fresh goes with Mentos comin full of life.
MENTOS: The Freshmaker.
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Some Guy: Whoa what's that.
Another: It's a Tender Crisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch It's a Tender Crisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch.
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Josh: Me say yes.
Aeris: That's was pretty good, yes.
Leo: Hell no. Next.
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Post by sanlong on Aug 11, 2006 13:25:35 GMT -5
Suddenly, the judge's table exploded from a blast from the underworld. "YOU DARE COPY MY IDEA?!" Zed stepped out from the pillar of flame. "I SHALL KILL YOU ALL! I WILL-- Smog? Haze? What are you doing here?" Smog and Haze ran away.
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Post by Josh Spicer on Aug 11, 2006 14:31:36 GMT -5
Josh: Hey Zed, this is Season 2, not Season 1, now, if you may, either sit in your seat, or sing a song please.
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Post by sanlong on Aug 11, 2006 14:51:35 GMT -5
"Sing?" Zed asked. "I guess I could sing a song." He coughed.
Zed: (Screaming) DEATH DESTRUCTION! DECOMPOSING! DENIAL! DE LA SOL! DELI-STYLE! DENTIST! DEVOUR! DEXTER'S LAB! DEER! DE FLAME THROWER! I kill you all to hell!!!!
Zed then pulled out a flamethrower that shot out flaming, poison bulletts and began firing.
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