Post by Josh Spicer on May 4, 2007 16:24:13 GMT -5
*Chase's lair is seen with Nick, Hydra, John, and Jafar*
"Well, we're are they," Nick asked.
"I don't know, but I'm hungry," John said.
"I could eat a lion," Hydra said.
"Now you're pushin it," Jafar said.
"If it wasn't for that lousy Sanlong," John said.
"I just hear that name and I shudder," Nick said.
"Sanlong," Hydra said.
"*Shudders* Do it again," Nick said.
"Sanlong," Jafar said.
*Shudders*
"Sanlong, Sanlong, Sanlong," John said.
"I'm surrounded by imbossiles," Chase said.
"Well not you Chase, you're one of us," John said.
"Charmed," Chase said.
"I like that, not ruler but still so promting," Jafar said.
*Chase grred then turned into a dragon and ripped the hell out of Jafar, killing him*
"Anyone else wanna say that," Chase asked.
*Hydra, Nick, and John shook their hands*
"Good," Chase said as he turned back into a human.
"So, any eats," John asked.
"Don't think you deserve this, since out of the three of you, only Hydra locked him in the Cave of Wonders," Chase said.
*Hydra smiled*
"Kiss ass," Nick said.
*Chase threw them each a bucket of chicken wings*
"Besides, it wasn't exactly our fault," John said.
"Yeah, what are we supposed to do *Swallows food*, kill them," Nick asked.
"Precisely," Chase said.
I know that your powers of retention
Are as wet as Patch's backside
But thick as you are, pay attention
My words are a matter of pride
It's clear from your vacant expression
The lights are not all on upstairs
But we're talking kings and successions
Even you can't be caught unawares
So prepare for a chance of a lifetime
Be prepared for sensational news
A shining new era
Is tiptoeing nearer
And where do we feature?
Just listen to teacher
I know it sounds sordid
But you'll be rewarded
When at last I am given my dues!
And injustice deliciously squared
Be prepared!
[John] Yeah, we'll be prepared.
Be prepared for what?
[Chase] For the death of Sanlong.
[John] Why, is he sick?
[Chase] No, fools. We'll kill him. And Simba too!
[Nick] Great idea! Who needs a king? No king, no king, la la la la la la.
[Chas] Idiots! There will be a king!
[John] Hey, but you said, uh...
[Chase] I will be king. Stick with me, and you'll never go hungry again!
[Hydra] Yay! All right!
[Other Servants]Long live the king!
Long live the king!
It's great that we'll soon be connected
With a king who'll be all-time adored
Of course, quid pro quo, you're expected
To take certain duties on board
The future is littered with prizes
And though I'm the main addresse
The point htat I must emphasize is
You won't get a sniff without me
So prepare for the coup of the centrury
Be prepared for the murkiest scam (Oooh!)
Meticulous planning (We'll have food!)
Tenacity spanning (Lots of food)
Decades of denial (We repeat)
Is simply why I'll (Endless meat)
Be king undisputed (Aaaaaaah!)
Respected, saluted (Aaaaaaah!)
And seen for the wonder I am (Aaaaaaah!)
Yes, my teeth and ambitions are bared
Be prepared!
Yes, our teeth and ambitions are bared
Be prepared
"Well, we're are they," Nick asked.
"I don't know, but I'm hungry," John said.
"I could eat a lion," Hydra said.
"Now you're pushin it," Jafar said.
"If it wasn't for that lousy Sanlong," John said.
"I just hear that name and I shudder," Nick said.
"Sanlong," Hydra said.
"*Shudders* Do it again," Nick said.
"Sanlong," Jafar said.
*Shudders*
"Sanlong, Sanlong, Sanlong," John said.
"I'm surrounded by imbossiles," Chase said.
"Well not you Chase, you're one of us," John said.
"Charmed," Chase said.
"I like that, not ruler but still so promting," Jafar said.
*Chase grred then turned into a dragon and ripped the hell out of Jafar, killing him*
"Anyone else wanna say that," Chase asked.
*Hydra, Nick, and John shook their hands*
"Good," Chase said as he turned back into a human.
"So, any eats," John asked.
"Don't think you deserve this, since out of the three of you, only Hydra locked him in the Cave of Wonders," Chase said.
*Hydra smiled*
"Kiss ass," Nick said.
*Chase threw them each a bucket of chicken wings*
"Besides, it wasn't exactly our fault," John said.
"Yeah, what are we supposed to do *Swallows food*, kill them," Nick asked.
"Precisely," Chase said.
I know that your powers of retention
Are as wet as Patch's backside
But thick as you are, pay attention
My words are a matter of pride
It's clear from your vacant expression
The lights are not all on upstairs
But we're talking kings and successions
Even you can't be caught unawares
So prepare for a chance of a lifetime
Be prepared for sensational news
A shining new era
Is tiptoeing nearer
And where do we feature?
Just listen to teacher
I know it sounds sordid
But you'll be rewarded
When at last I am given my dues!
And injustice deliciously squared
Be prepared!
[John] Yeah, we'll be prepared.
Be prepared for what?
[Chase] For the death of Sanlong.
[John] Why, is he sick?
[Chase] No, fools. We'll kill him. And Simba too!
[Nick] Great idea! Who needs a king? No king, no king, la la la la la la.
[Chas] Idiots! There will be a king!
[John] Hey, but you said, uh...
[Chase] I will be king. Stick with me, and you'll never go hungry again!
[Hydra] Yay! All right!
[Other Servants]Long live the king!
Long live the king!
It's great that we'll soon be connected
With a king who'll be all-time adored
Of course, quid pro quo, you're expected
To take certain duties on board
The future is littered with prizes
And though I'm the main addresse
The point htat I must emphasize is
You won't get a sniff without me
So prepare for the coup of the centrury
Be prepared for the murkiest scam (Oooh!)
Meticulous planning (We'll have food!)
Tenacity spanning (Lots of food)
Decades of denial (We repeat)
Is simply why I'll (Endless meat)
Be king undisputed (Aaaaaaah!)
Respected, saluted (Aaaaaaah!)
And seen for the wonder I am (Aaaaaaah!)
Yes, my teeth and ambitions are bared
Be prepared!
Yes, our teeth and ambitions are bared
Be prepared