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Post by sanlong on Nov 16, 2007 16:28:24 GMT -5
SCENE 1
[Title appears on screen; fade to black. Screen changes to Jack's lab. Jack has the three Diamond Beast Wu in front of him. Jack is surrounded by jis Jackbots and has his head in his hands sadly]
Jack: I can't believe I'm such a failure...
Yes-Bot: So sad, sir.
Jack: I used to be the greatest evil the world has ever known! But now... all I have is the Monkey Staff and these Wu [Gestures to Diamond Beast Wu] that, for some reason, I can't activate!
Yes-Bot: What a pity, sir.
[Jack sighs sadly and stands up. He begins pacing miserably.]
THE KING OF EVIL
Jack: I used to be the king, the king of all evil My evil laugh would sting my goody foes' will I always had the greatest plans They all knew that I was the man The greatest foe in all the land I didn't listen to the man and never will!
Jack-Bots: We believe you, thousands wouldn't We believe you, ev'ry word We believe you, thousands couldn't We believe each word we've heard
Jack: I used to be the king...
Yes-Bot: The king?
Jack: The king of of all evil
Yes-Bot: It's good to be the king!
Jack: My praises they would sing On forums for the bad-willed My plans were always filled with class Evil potions would fill my glass My lap was filled with gorgeous ass You couldn't call me crass and never will!
Jack-Bots: We believe you, thousands wouldn't We believe you, ev'ry word We believe you, thousands couldn't We believe each word we've heard
Jack: [Crying dramatically] There was a time When I was young and gay... But straight There was a time When I was bold There was a time When each and ev'ry plan I touched Would turn to gold
Jack-Bots: There was a time He wore the finest clothes His shoes were always new Ahh!
Jack: Now I wear a rented coat That's two weeks overdue!
Jack-Bots: Poor Jack Spicer, what a shmoozer Poor Jack Spicer, what a shame Poor Jack Spicer, what a loser Poor Jack Spicer, goodbye fame
Jack: Rented coat... Overdue... Way overdue! [Walks over to computer and begins looking at evil reviews]
Jack: Such reviews! How dare they insult me in this manner? How quickly they forget. I am Jack Spicer, Prince of Darkness!
Jack-Bots: Once he was the king...
Jack: Their plans are so old that Wuya wouldn't use them! I was fresh and original!
Jack-Bots: King of all evil!
Jack: I've spent my entire life being evil! I was a protoge to my grandfather, Earl Spicer!
Jack-Bots: Ooh...
Jack: Yes. He taught me everything I know. [Breaking into tears] I'll never forget, he turned to me on his deathbed and said, "Jackie, alle menschen muss zu machen, jeden tug a gentzen kachen!"
[Short pause]
Yes-Bot: What does that mean?
Jack: Who knows? I don't speak Yiddish. Strangely enough, neither did he. But in my heart I knew what he was saying. He was saying, when you're down and out, and everybody thinks you're finished, that's the time to stand up on your two feet and shout, "Who do you have to fuck to get a break in this business?!"
Jack-Bots: Yay!
Jack: I used to be the king The king of all evil Again I will be king And be on top, I will! There'll be perfectly evil nights again You'll see my name in lights again I'll be in dark, not the lights again My spirits high as kites again I'll never suffer slights again I'll taste those sweet delights again No plethora of plights again No blossoming of blights again No frantic fits or frights again Fame is in my sights again I'll take those fancy flights again I'm gonna scare the heights again Jack Spicer will never drop Jack Spicer will never stop... Jack Spicer will be on top again!
Jack-Bots: Fame is in his sights again He'll take those fancy flights again He's gonna scale the heights again
Jack: I'll be on top again, hey!
Jack-Bots: He'll be on top again, hey!
[Music ends]
Jack: That's it! I'll reclaim my title of evil again! [Suddenly and to the Jack-Bots] But you should all leave; I need to figure out how to work these things.
END OF SCENE
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Post by Josh Spicer on Nov 16, 2007 17:44:08 GMT -5
SCENE 2: The One After Scene 1
Patch: So, will Jack win? Hell if I know I’m just the narrator. Yes, I’m the narrator, Patch, and as I don’t know what it means, all I know is I get to provide voice over, yeah! I figure, why not start, in song!
The comedy drum thing is heard.
THEY’RE BORED
*During this, it shows shots of the monks*
Yo listen up here's the story about a bunch of guys that live in an XS world and all day and all night they fight off evil sons of a bitches both inside and outside they live in a temple with a basement vault and a meditation room and everything is all cool for them, and themselves and everybody around cause they ain't got nobody to fight, yet
They’re Bored da ba dee da ba die x14 They have the GTC with the claws that are sharp. And the Reversing Mirror that reverses a lot They are so bored now, and I am too. I’ll think I catch a movie and a Mt. Dew They live in China, all 5 of them XS like Dojo, who’s sleeping inside Bored they’re feeling and how they comprehend Bored are the feelings that live inside them.
They’re Bored da ba dee da ba die x14
They have the GTC with the claws that are sharp. And the Reversing Mirror that reverses a lot They are so bored now, and I am too. I’ll think I catch a movie and a Mt. Dew They live in China, all 5 of them XS like Dojo, who’s sleeping inside Bored they’re feeling and how they comprehend Bored are the feelings that live inside them
They’re Bored da ba dee da ba die x14
It then closes in on the monks.
Joe: Did anybody hear anything?
Cael: Like some idiot singing?
Nathaniel: Nope, Josh?
Josh: You 2 are fricken crazy.
END OF SCENE
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Post by sanlong on Nov 17, 2007 12:10:27 GMT -5
Josh, I thought we were supposed to tag someone to do the next scene.
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Post by Josh Spicer on Nov 17, 2007 13:00:09 GMT -5
Well, I'm the only one here, I never knew we decided it, and OC is once again AWOl.
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Post by sanlong on Nov 17, 2007 18:05:30 GMT -5
Tecnically, I tagged OC, but let's just let him do scene four, OK? And if he doesn't do it in, like, four days you can do it. And now...
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Post by sanlong on Nov 17, 2007 18:35:53 GMT -5
SCENE 3 OUTSIDE JACK'S LAB
[Ease-in on outside of Jack's lab. Jack-Bots are floating around worriedly]
SOMETHING'S UP WITH JACK
Jack-Bots: Something's up with Jack Something's up with Jack Don't know if we're ever going to get him back He's all alone up there Locked away inside Never says a word
Yes-Bot: Hope he hasn't died
Jack-Bots: Something's up with Jack Something's up with Jack
[Music ends and scene changes to inside of Jack's lab. Jack has the Emerald Beast Wu hooked up to a machine and is holding the Monkey Staff]
Jack: Why can't I activate these Wu? What could possibly be wrong here?! [Sighs sadly; sadness turns to anger] There is one thing I haven't tried yet...
END OF SCENE
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Post by sanlong on Nov 26, 2007 17:26:36 GMT -5
SCENE 4 JACK'S LAB, TWO DAYS LATER
[Fade-in on doorway to Jack's lab. Josh walk in and looks around. He is confused by the absense of the Jack-bots. There are flashes of electricity coming from off-screen]
Josh: Hey, Jack, I know we're on seperate sides now, but I kind of need to borrow some money.
Jack: [Off-screen] damn it, no!
Josh: Okay, I won't borrow any money. [Walks over to Jack, who is wearing the same, stained clothes and has duct taped the Diamond Beast Wu to the Monkey Staff] What are you doing?
Jack: AHH! [Jumps in fear; turns and glares at Josh angrily] What are you doing here?
Josh: I'm your brother.
Jack: My ex-brother; you're not eveil anymore.
Josh: Look, I just want to know what you're doing.
Jack: [Sighs and turns to face the Wu] I've been trying to activate these Wu, but nothing's happening... I don't know what to--
Josh: [Not paying attention] Hey, did you know that if the Eye of Dashi is shot at other Wu it can boost their powers?
[Jack's eyes widen as an idea hits him]
Josh: It's true; Joe tried it on the Orb of Tornami and its water output doubled. Cool, huh?
Jack: That's it! It's brilliant!
Josh: What?
WE CAN DO IT
Jack: Don't you see, Josh? It's so simple! Step 1: You steal the Eye of Dashi so I can jumpstart the Wu! Step 2: I jumpstart the Wu to new, unimaginable power! Step 3: We use the Wu to finally teach the Xiaolin Losers a lesson, and before you can say step 5, we take over the world and set up our capital of evil in Rio!
Josh: Rio? No way! That'd never work!
Jack: Oh, ye of little faith!
What did Lewis say to Clark When everything looked bleak? What did Sir Edmund say to Tenzing As they struggled toward Everest's peak? What did Washington say to his troops As they crossed the Delaware I'm sure you're well aware...
Josh: ... What'd they say?
Jack: We can do it, we can do it We can do it, me and you We can do it, we can do it We can make our dreams come true Everything you've ever wanted Is just waiting to be had Beautiful girls, wearing nothing but pearls Caressing you, undressing you And driving you mad We can do it, we can do it This is not the time to shirk We can do it, you won't rue it Say goodbye to petty clerk Hi, producer: yes, producer I mean you, sir, go beserk! We can do it, we can do it And I know it's gonna work (Spoken) Whatta ye say, Josh?
Josh: What do I say I never wanted to be a Broadway producer! What do I say? Still, here's a chance to make my dreams come true, sir! What do I say, what do I say Here's what I say to you, sir... (Sarcastically; mimicking Jack) I can't do it, I can't do it I can't do it, that's not me I'm a loser, I'm a coward I'm a chicken, don't you see? When it comes to wooing women There's a few things that I lack Beautiful girls, wearing nothing but pearls... Cashing me, embracing me I'd have an attack!
Jack: Oh, so that's it? Because I'm a wimp? Look at you! You've gone good! You're nothing like the talented evil-doer I was proud to call my brother! Don't you want to be evil again? Don't you want to rule the world?!
We can do it
We can do it
We can grab that holy grail!
We can do it
We can do it
Drink champagne, not ginger ale
Come on, hero Can't you see-o ...
Josh: Please stop the song You've got me wrong I'll say "so long" I'm not as bad A person as you think Jack, Just take a look I'm not a crook I'm just a shnook The bottom line Is that I stink! I...can't... Do...it!
You see Rio, I see jail!
Jack: We can do it...
Josh: I can't do it...
Jack: We can do it...
Josh: I cannot, cannot, cannot 'Cause I know it's gonna fail
Jack: We can do it
I know it cannot fail
Josh: It's gonna fail!
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Post by Josh Spicer on Nov 26, 2007 18:19:36 GMT -5
SCENE 4
Josh is seen sitting in a chair while Jack is looking for the Eye of Dashi.
Jack: Where is it? It’s here somewhere. If I don’t have it then-
Jack looks back at Josh as he stands up quickly.
Jack: You have it!
Josh: Uh, duh! Jeesh, I know you’re dumb Jackie but Jeesh.
Jack: Gimme!
Josh: Honestly, like I would give it to you!
Jack: Josh, I may not have the Eye of Dashi yet, but I did steal something else from you.
He held out the Moby Morpher. He threw it at Josh.
Jack: Moby Morpher!
Josh changed into a dog, with the Eye of Dashi on his neck.
Josh: Ruff! You son of a bitch. Ruff!
Jack: Moby Morpher!
He changes into a blue tiger.
Josh: A. I’m a dog you’re a cat. B. You’re a girl now.
Jack: Ooh, I knew I messed something up.
Jack jumps at Josh, but Josh just jumps on the empty table.
Jack: Gimme!
Josh: Ruff! No chance in hell Jackie! Ruff!
Josh: Don't go and be fooled by those fancy pants It's just your feline arrogance
Jack jumps at Josh, but Josh jumps up and turns around as Jack falls into a pipe. It lands on his head. Josh goes down to Jack.
Josh: Flaunting your colors with tinkerly bells Your think your litter box don't smell Whoa, who cut the cheese? Was that you, baby? You may wanna reexamine your diet Don't go and be fooled by this crazy cat
Jack jumps onto the wall then the ceiling. Josh jumps on the table.
Jack: Don't go and listen to his crazy fact Not gonna tell you twice You better watch your back
Josh: Don't go and be fooled The big bad cat's an act
Jack jumps down on Josh, but Josh moves and Jack breaks the table. Josh moves against a wall. Jack jumps at Josh and traps him against the wall.
Josh: What do you think? You think I'm afraid of your claws?
Josh ducks and jumps at the ceiling.
Jack: Can the old canine philosophies
Jack jumps at Josh, but Josh moves and a rope falls on Jack.
Jack: Why don't you just go and tend to your fleas?
Josh barks from behind and Jack jumps up surprisingly. Jack lands and walks down a random slide.
Jack: Don't push me mutt I'm just not in the mood
Josh looks on a mirror set on the ground.
Jack: You're one swipe away from becoming cat food
Jack swings at Josh, missing and smashing the mirror.
Josh: Don't go and be fooled by you crazy cat
Josh does a Matrix style and ducks a claw swing by Jack.
Jack: Don't go and listen to his crazy fact
Josh kicks Jack in then face and Josh hops up.
Jack: Not gonna tell you twice You better watch your back
Josh: Don't go and be fooled This big bad cat's an act What'd I tell you?
Jack goes for a bite to Josh, but Josh rolls to the left…
Josh: Don't go and be fooled The big bad cat's a furball hackin'
…then right dodging a claw strike…
Josh: Rodent snackin' act
…then left dodging another claw strike.
Josh: That's right, an act
Josh rolls up as Jack looks pissed as hell.
Josh: You're just some pussy cat You think you're tough
Josh jumps up, as does Jack. They swing on rope.
Jack: I dare you, Josh, to call my bluff
Jack falls and lands a splinter on her tail. She hisses loudly. Josh looks hanging from the rope by his tail.
Josh: You're a very scary putty tat
Jack jumps at Josh with her claws, missing every time.
Jack: You're one swipe away from becoming toast Mommy, get my doggie bag I'm about to catch a snack
Josh jumps and lands on Jack’s back. Josh then kicks the door open and taunts Jack by it.
Josh: Here I am, come get me We can settle this right now, right here Mano y mano, dogo y cato Come on, me and you Come on, let's go right now I'll rip that fur coat off ya And wear it, and all the monks will be goin' "Josh, where'd ya get that skanky cat coat?"
Jack jumps at Josh, but Josh jumps up and Jack lands on the cold concrete.
Josh: Hear what I'm sayin' Patch?
Song ends. Patch is seen with a pipe and a random book. He looks at the camera.
Patch: Ah yes Josh.
He laughs for no odd reason. A claw grabs the Eye of Dashi from Josh’s neck and rips it off.
Josh: Oh shit.
It goes to a full view of Jack’s house. Ruffs, meows, and whines are heard as the camera shakes. Josh is seen tied up, still a dog, on the concrete. Jack, no longer a girl or a cat, rolls a cannon outside.
Jack: Say hello to the monks for me!
Josh puts Jack into the cannon, lights it and it fires far away.
(During the fires far away part) Josh: I have no insurance.
On the ‘surance’ part of insurance it fades away. Jack then walks in his house, slams the door shut, looks all the doors, and smiles evilly.
Jack: Eye of Dashi!
We see outside the temple. Josh lands on the ground, still a dog. He bites the rope off and stands up, shaking his fur.
Josh: I gotta warn the monks.
Josh runs into the temple.
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Post by sanlong on Nov 26, 2007 19:07:55 GMT -5
SCENE 5 THE TEMPLE
[Monks are all sitting around a table playing poker. Camera shows them from outside, a few feet away from the open door. Josh runs up to the door]
Josh: There are the guys! I've got to tell them about Jack! [Josh steps forward but stops] What am I doing...? Jack was right! I have gone good!
THE BAD OLD DAYS
Josh: What happened to then? What's happened to the past? Was my evil glory not meant to last? What happened to my evil which was unsurpassed?! AM I NOW GOOD, WHEN I WAS EVIL IN CONTRAST?!
Whatever happened to the bad old days? When I was up to my fiendish ways? I curled, and swirled, I wanted to rule the world The evil world was amazed
Have I forever lost the bad old days? Oh, how I miss the hell I'd raise I'd make a buzz, and all because of What a bad boy I was! With evil, my heart was ablaze!
But now look at me A goody-two-shoes My glory is gone; I'm singing the blues You can tell in this song... That all is lost... All is...
[Spoken] Wait a minute... why am I helping the monks?! I could be helping Jack! If I wanna be evil again, he's my only hope!
[Singing] I'm going back to the bad old days! I'm going back to my evil ways! Me and my brother, side-by-side Oh, what an awesome, evil ride! Ya hear me world? There's nowehere to hide! It'll be just like the bad old days!
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Post by Josh Spicer on Nov 29, 2007 17:19:41 GMT -5
SCENE 6 Return to Evil
Josh then pushes a button and becomes human again, as well as evil smiling and then walking in casually.
Josh: Hey guys.
Joe: Hey Josh.
Nathaniel: Hey Josh.
Cael: Hey Josh.
Patch: OH YEAH!
Everyone stared at him.
Patch: Royal Flush bitches.
Everyone but Josh and Patch: Ah-man!
They threw their cards on the table. Josh then pats Patch on the back.
Josh: Good job Patch!
Josh slips a tracking device into his shirt, no one saw.
Joe: Kiss-ass!
Josh: What?!
Josh then flicks a switch and a wall blows up. A shadow approaches. Suddenly, a mechanical boxing glove comes in and punches Joe out. A large boot comes in and knocks Cael out.
Josh: Whoa!
Suddenly, the person walks in and reveals it to be…
Nathaniel: Judge Doom?
Doom then knocks out Nathaniel with his cane.
Judge Doom: Where’s the money?
Josh: Wha?
Judge Doom: Jack Spicer said there’d be money here.
Judge Doom glances down at how Patch became fat all of a sudden.
Judge Doom: You!
He pointed at Patch with his cane.
Patch: Oh-
Josh punched Patch out.
Josh: My line!
Judge Doom smiles evilly and then takes Patch in general.
Josh: Take the money, leave the body.
Judge Doom then drops Patch and takes his shirt off, putting all the money in a bag, now made from his hand. Josh and Doom then leave.
5 HOURS LATER
Everyone’s still KO’ed.
ANOTHER HOUR LATER
They’re still KO’ed.
ONE MINUTE LATER
Everyone’s still out.
ONE SECOND LATER
Everyone gets up.
Patch: Wha happen?
Nathaniel: We’ve been betrayed?
Joe: Again!?
Cael: Unfortunately.
Joe: Come on, we got some Spicer’s to catch.
All 4 leave, leaving Patch’s shirt behind. The tracked is beeping. Suddenly, a voice is heard.
??: Bomb activated. Time elapse, 24 Hours. Time left, 23:58.
It continues to beep.
SCENE CHANGE
Jack: Yes! It’s ready!
Jack flips a switch, types on a computer, and switches a lever. All of a sudden, a disco ball comes down and “Sweat Baby” is heard. Josh and Judge Doom look at Jack.
Jack: I need music. The 3 Diamond, Monkey Staff, EYE OF DASHI!
The Eye of Dashi blasts the other 4 wu, thus causing mass chaos through out the world.
Josh: OH SHIT!
Judge Doom: This is the greatest moment of my life.
Josh: Fuck you dude!
Jack starts evil laughing.
A song starts to play.
MY EVIL TURN
Jack: The time it took for me to rule the world, after all the crazy twists and twirls. It was about the moment, to get them wide open. And finally get a chance to shine out loud.
Josh: Something just is not working out right here, something I may have done I fear. But now I must say, that today is the day. That I fucked up the worst no doubt.
Jack: Today evil rules. Today evil’s cool. Today, there’s no chance, to just hand, me the dance. It’s for my desire to burn. It’s about time I get My Evil Turn.
Judge Doom: I’m only in this for the dough, I did something evil, I know. But just what do I have to do, to reclaim the name Judge Doom. That pesky Roger Rabbit did me in. But alas, defeated, I was not. I decided that anyone, I had caught. I was open for prize, and it all ends tonight. When I finally made the right bargain.
Jack: Today evil rules. Today evil’s cool. Today, there’s no chance, to just hand, me the dance. It’s for my desire to burn. It’s about time I get My Evil Turn.
Josh: Today evil’s good. Today evil’s in the hood. But I feel some guilt, for the friends I had help built. It’s for your desire to burn. It’s about time we get Our Evil Turn.
Higher, more maniacal.
Jack: Today evil rules. Today evil’s cool. Today, there’s no chance, to just hand, me the dance. It’s for my desire to burn. It’s about time I get My Evil Turn.
Josh: We get Our Eeeeeeeevillllll turn.
The song stops.
Jack: So selfish.
Josh smacks his hands on his forehead.
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Post by sanlong on Nov 29, 2007 17:35:51 GMT -5
SCENE 7 JACK'S LAB
Jack: This is it! Our chance to finally rule the world! You can have the Eastern Hemisphere, Josh!
Judge Doom: What about me?
Jack: [Awkwardly] Oh... the big guy. Uh... y-you get Africa's diamond mines and the Mall of America.
Judge Doom: Seet.
Josh: Now what, Jackie? You planned this through, didn't you?
Jack: Well, I--
[There is suddenly an explosion of fire; Yeda appears in the lab, smiling]
Yeda: Nice to see you boys again.
Jack: [Quietly; to Josh] Who're the giant breasts attatched to the chick?
Josh: [Also quiet] Some alien babe who wants to do me.
Jack: ... lucky bastard. [Normal voice] What do you want, talking breasts?
Yeda: Well, I noticed that there was a sudden burst of evil energy coming from the lab; I wanted to see what was coming on.
Jack: Join our side and you can have Thailand!
[There is a short, confused pause]
Yeda: O-Okay?
Jack: Sweet! Now, uh... how do we-- [Stops; walks over to the Diamond Beast Wu, which are now liquified. Sticks fingers into goo curiously] What's this? [Thinks] I wonder if... hmm... guys, could you leave me alone for a bit? I want to experiment with this Wu-goo...
Josh: Sure; I'll show Yeda where the bed is.
Judge Doom: Hey, I only had one line in this scene!
Yeda: Shut up, big guy.
[They all walk out, leaving Jack alone]
THIS IS THE MOMENT
Jack: [Excitedly] This is the moment! This is the day, When I send all my doubts and demons On their way!
Every endeavor, I have made - ever - Is coming into play, Is here and now - today!
This is the moment, This is the time, When the momentum and the moment Are in rhyme!
Give me this moment - This precious chance - I'll gather up my past And make some sense at last!
This is the moment, When all I've done - All the dreaming, Scheming and screaming, Become one!
This is the day - See it sparkle and shine, When all I've lived for Becomes mine!
For all these years, I've faced the world alone, And now the time has come To prove to them I've made it on my own!
This is the moment - My final test - Destiny beckoned, I never reckoned, Second Best!
I won't look down, I must not fall! This is the moment, The sweetest moment of them all!
This is the moment! Damn all the odds! This day, or never, I'll sit forever With the gods!
When I look back, I will always recall, Moment for moment, This was the moment, The greatest moment Of them all!
MUSIC ENDS
Jack: I could use this... we could take over the world so much easier! This is the moment!
END OF SCENE
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Post by sanlong on Dec 1, 2007 18:15:54 GMT -5
SCENE 8 JACK'S MANSION
[Yeda, Judge Doom, and Josh are walking down a hallway. They stop outside a door.]
Yeda: So this is my room?
Josh: Uh... I can show you more of it inside. Like the bed, or... the bed...
Judge Doom: Yeah... real subtle.
Yeda: [Chuckles as music begins]
BRING ON THE MEN
[As music plays, Yeda walks around seductively]
Yeda: There was a time I don't know when I didn't have much time for men but this is now and that was then, I'm learning
A girl alone, all on her own must try to have a heart of stone So I try not to make it known my yearning I try to show I have no need I really do, I don't succeed
so let´s bring..on the men and let the fun begin a little touch of sin why wait another minute step this way its time for us to play they say we may not pass this way again so lets waste no more time Bring on the men
I always knew, I always said a silk and lace in black and red will drive a man right off his head, its easy
So many men, so little time I want them all, is that a crime?
Josh & Judge Doom: NO!
Yeda: I dont know why they say that I'm too easy They make me laugh, they make me cry they make me sick, so god knows why
we say bring on the men and let the fun begin a little touch of sin why wait another minute step this way its time for us to play they say we may not pass this way again so lets waste no more time bring on the men
They break your heart they steal your soul take you apart and yet they somehow make you whole so whats their game I suppose a rose by any other name the perfume and the pricks the same
I like to have a man for breakfast each day I'm very social and I like it that way by late mid-morning I need something to munch so I ask over 2 men for lunch
And men are mad about my afternoon "tease". they're quite informal I just do it to please those tripple sandwiches are my favorite ones I must admit, I'm partial to buns
My healthy appetite gets strongest at night My at home dinners are my men friends delight When I invite the fellas over to dine they all come early, in bed by nine!
so lets bring on the men and let the fun begin a little touch of sin why wait another minute step this way it's time for us to play they say we may not pass this way again so lets waste no more time bring on the men!
[Yeda opens her door as music ends and walks in. The boys follow her in and the door closes. After a second, the door opens and Judge Doom is thrown out]
END OF SCENE
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Post by sanlong on Dec 2, 2007 9:10:13 GMT -5
SCENE 9 JACK'S LAB
[Jack is standing over a table, holding a vial of purple liquid. He inspects it closely and sets it down. He then takes down a journal and writes something in it. Music begins.]
THE TRANSFORMATION
Jack: Three-thirty AM. I have fused the liquified remains of the Diamond Beast Wu into a new formula. I now realize that I have no available test subjects... except myself.
Jack: I must be wise, I must try to analyze Each change in me, Everything I see - How will it be? Will I see the world Through different eyes?
[Jack puts a syringe into the formula and injects it into himself. He stumbles backwards and falls into a chair.]
Jack: Like a warning light, Glimmering in red, Like crimson bloodshed, Shimmering in red, Beautiful and strange, See the colors change Before my eyes! See how they dance And they sparkle, Like diamonds at night - Leading out of the darkness And into the light!
[Jack shakily stands up and walks to the book. He begins writing in it again.]
Jack: Three fifty-eight a.m. It is done. I have injected 5 centiliters of the newly fused formula. A slight feeling of euphoria. [Chuckling] Light-headedness. No noticeable behavioral differences. [Laughs]
Jack: Now the die is cast! Nothing left to do... Time along can prove My theories true... Show the world...
[Jack grabs his heart and takes a step back]
Jack: Dear God! What is this?!
[Jack begins staggering around in agony, screaming in pain]
Jack: Something is happening - I can't explain - Something inside me - A breathtaking pain - Devours and consumes me - And drives me insane!
Suddenly - Uncontrolled - Something is Taking hold!
[As Jack continues singing, he begins changing. He grows a full foot taller and his hair grows much longer. He becomes muscular and his teeth sharpen. His hails become a bit longer and small spikes grow out of his shoulder-blades, ripping through his shirt.]
Jack: Suddenly - Agony - Filling me! Killing me! Suddenly - Out of breath! What is this? Is this death?
[Jack walks to a mirror and looks into it dizzily at his changes]
Jack: Suddenly - Look at me! - Can it be? Who is this Creature That I see?
[Jack begins panting heavily. He walks over to his book and writes in it.]
Jack: 4 am... and all is well.
Free!
ALIVE
[Music changes as Jack looks at his new body in amazement]
Devil-Jack: What is this feeling Of power and drive I've never known? I feel alive!
Where does this feeling Of power derive, Making me know Why I'm alive?
[Devil-Jack walks over to a closet, pulls out a black jacket, and pulls it on; two wholes are made where his spikes tear through. Devil-Jack then picks up a deactivated Jack-Bot, to his amazement]
Devil-Jack: Like the night, it's a secret, Sinister dark and unknown. I do not know what I seek, Yet I'll seek it alone!
I have a thirst That I cannot deprive. Never have I felt so alive!
There is no battle I couldn't survive - Feeling like this - Feeling alive!
Like the moon, an enigma, Lost and alone in the night Damned by some heavenly stigma, But blazing with light!
It's the feeling of being alive! Filled with evil, but truly alive! It's the truth that can't be taken back! It's the feeling of being Devil-Jack!
Animals trapped behind bars at the zoo Need to run rampant and free! Predators live on the prey they pursue! This time the predator's me!
Lust, like a raging desire, Fills my whole soul with it's curse! Burning with primitive fire, Berserk and perverse!
Tonight I'll plunder heaven blind, Steal from all the gods! Tonight I'll take from all mankind, Conquer all the odds!
And I feel I'll live on forever, With Satan himself at my back! And I'll show the world That tonight and forever, The name to remember's The name Devil-Jack!
What a feeling to be so alive! I have never seen me so alive! Such a feeling of evil attacks - That's the feeling Of being Devil-Jack!!!
[End of scene]
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Post by Josh Spicer on Dec 2, 2007 11:22:03 GMT -5
SCENE 10 NO SHIRT, STAIRS, CAPTURED, AND THEY'RE JUST GOOD
Patch is seen sitting in a chair, smoking a pipe and looking in a Playboy.
Patch: Oh April!
Patch throws the Playboy behind him.
Patch: Anyway, if I remember right, the monks that didn’t turn evil were walking around randomly looking for Spicer’s house.
It shows the monks walking in the blustery snow. Patch is shivering like crazy with no shirt.
Nathaniel: But honestly Patch, how could you have forgotten your shirt!?
Patch: I don’t know!
Joe: No need to worry about it now.
Cael was behind them, dragging himself in the snow.
Cael: I-need-heat.
Joe: Get up Cael!
Cael: Okay.
Cael gets up and walks behind Joe.
They get to a cliff, when Joe suddenly stops. Cael bumps into him, Nathaniel bumps into Cael, and Patch bumps into Nathaniel. Joe is sent over the cliff, rolling down the side of it.
Joe: Oh my god!
He falls into some thorny vines. He slowly walks out.
Joe: OW!
The 3 stay up there.
Patch: Should we help them?
Cael pushes Patch down. Nathaniel pushes Cael down. Nathaniel then dives down. Patch stops him self, Cael bumps into Patch, Nathaniel bumps into Cael, sending Patch in as well.
Patch: OW!
He is seen above it. He runs on top of the vines to the other side. He dives off and lands into a snowy hill.
Joe: Told ya it hurts!
Nathaniel and Cael are seen.
Joe: How’d you get over not painfully?
Nathaniel and Cael: Stairs.
Joe: Grrr.
Suddenly, a cane smacks the back of Joe’s head.
Nathaniel: Judge Doom!
He then makes a boxing glove knock Nathaniel out.
Patch goes for a low blow, but a loud metal banging sound is heard when he hits Doom there. Doom turns around and whacks his cane straight up against Patch’s head.
Judge Doom: Jack wants to see you.
Cael jumps at Doom, but the cane collides mid-flight, sending Cael down.
Doom walks into the camera as Jack’s lair is seen. The monks are seen in a cage. Patch is snoring.
Judge Doom: Whoa, what happened to you?
Devil Jack: You like?
Judge Doom: Do I like? I love it!
Josh walks out, shaking, clothes ripped.
Josh: I claim what I am, when I eat cheeseburgers.
He falls over, passing out.
Devil Jack: What happened to him?
Doom shrugs.
Yeda: Me!
THEY’RE JUST GOOD
Yeda: If a man can’t handle, a roman candle For say. Then I man learns a lesson, don’t and messin. Today. See the time for truth, for a woman named Ruth. Touché. But the facts line up, when they sing Whine Up. Douche’.
Yeda: If a man can’t get his facts straight. Then he’d better like some Inferna-rape. A man can’t like my power. Or once reveal the stake. They’re just good, they’re just great, they’re just fine, they’re just swell. They’re just, hunky dory, great decision men.
Yeda: If a man don’t like my power, as he goes to the corner and cowers. Like him.
Josh hops up.
Josh Spicer: You couldn’t say it nicer, when you’re dealing with a Spicer. Why him. *Speaking* By that I mean me. See lady get your life straight, you must admit I was great. In bed. You’d rather have me, instead of an way 3. I said.
Josh Spicer: If you can’t get your facts straight. Then I do like some Inferna-rape. A man can’t like your power. Or once reveal what it takes. I’m just good, I’m just great, I’m just fine, I’m just swell. I’m just, hunky dory, great decision Yeda.
Yeda: See Spicer learn what it has to be. When you’re in a room with me. You don’t’ deny my greatness. Or leave to just go pee.
Josh Spicer: *Speaking* Sorry that was my fault.
Yeda: They’re just good, they’re just great, they’re just fine, they’re just swell. They’re just, hunky dory, great decision men.
Josh Spicer: I’m just good, I’m just great, I’m just fine, I’m just swell. I’m just, hunky dory, great decision Yeda.
Yeda (With Josh slower): They’re just good, they’re just great, they’re just fine, they’re just swell. They’re just, hunky dory, great decision men. Josh (With Yeda slower): I’m just good, I’m just great, I’m just fine, I’m just swell. I’m just, hunky dory, great decision Yeda.
Devil Jack: Wow!
Judge Doom: So anyway!
END OF SCENE
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Post by sanlong on Dec 2, 2007 14:53:28 GMT -5
SCENE 11 DEVIL-JACK'S MADNESS
[The camera shows the outside of Jack's mansion. Dark clouds swirl overhead.]
Patch: [Voiceover] It didn't seem the world had any hope. Devil-Jack was far too powerful and, in a few days, the UN and all countries of the world had no choice; they were forced to sign over all power to Devil-Jack, Josh, Yeda, and the big guy. Devil-Jack was unstable, however...
[Cut to the inside of Jack's mansion. Devil-Jack is walking down a hallway alone, now wearing black and red armor and a long, red cape. He passes a mirror and stops; his reflection still resembles the original Jack]
Jack: [In reflection] I can't believe it; I've finally taken over the world!
Devil-Jack: What do you mean 'you?' You never could have taken over the world; it was all me.
Jack: I created you!
Devil-Jack: You merely amplified what was already there; I had been living in you the whole time!
Jack: That's not true!
Devil-Jack: Pretend what you want to pretend; you're not in control anymore!
[Gradually, the reflection changes into Devil-Jack; however, Devil-Jack changes into Jack. Music slowly begins.]
CONFRONTATION
Jack: I don't need you now that I've taken over the world; I--
[The following is completely hallucenitory. Devil-Jack appears behind Jack and grabs him.]
Devil-Jack: Do you really think That I would ever let you go? Do you think I'd ever set you free? If you do, I'm sad to say, It simply isn't so. You will never get away from me!
[Jack manages to pry himself away. He turns and faces Devil-Jack angrily.]
Jack: All that you are Is a face in the mirror! I close my eyes and you'll disappear!
Devil-Jack: I'm what you face When you face in the mirror! Long as you live, I will still be here!
Jack: All that you are Is the end of a nightmare! All that you are is a dying scream! After tonight, I shall end this demon dream!
[Jack pulls out a knife and attacks Devil-Jack. Devil-Jack grabs his arm, stopping him. He leans in close and whispers sinisterly.]
Devil-Jack: This is not a dream, my friend - And it will never end! This one is the nightmare that goes on! I am here to stay, No matter what you may pretend - And I'll flourish, long after you're gone!
[Jack pulls himself free again]
Jack: Soon you will die, And my silence will hide you! You cannot choose but to lose control.
Devil-Jack: You can't control me! I live deep inside you! Each day you'll feel me devour your soul!
Jack: I don't need to survive, As you need me! I'll become whole As you dance with death! And I'll rejoice As you breathe your final breath!
[Music changes to that from 'ALIVE.' Devil-Jack laughs and sings]
Devil-Jack: I'll live inside you forever!
Jack: No!
Devil-Jack: With Satan himself at my back!
Jack: NO!
Devil-Jack: And I know that, now and forever, They'll never be able to separate Devil from Jack!
Jack: Can't you see, it's...
[Music changes to the music from TRANSFORMATION]
Jack: Over now! Time to die!
Devil-Jack: No, not I! Only you!
Jack: If I die, You die, too!
Devil-Jack: You'll die in me I'll be you!
Jack: [Sobbing] Damn you, devil! Set me free!
Devil-Jack: Can't you see You are me?
Jack: No! Going back,--
Devil-Jack: I am you; You're the devil, Jack!
Jack: No-- never!
Devil-Jack: Yes; forever!
Jack: God damn you! Take all of your evil deeds and rot in hell!
[Jack attacks Devil-Jack with his knife. Devil-Jack grabs Jack's arm again and this time pulls the knife out of his hand]
Devil-Jack: I'll see you there, Jackie. [Stabs Jack. Jack suddenly disappears as the camera pulls back, revealing the whole thing to have occured in Devil-Jack's mind.]
END OF SCENE
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