XS The Movie II: Wrath of Jack

[Josh Spicer]

SCENE 12
DEAD DOOM

Joe, Nathaniel, Cael, and Patch are seen in a pit with metal crating below them. Chain hangs from the ceiling. Patch stands up, followed by the other 3. Steam flows from pipes.

Patch: Oh my head.

Joe: Oh my back.

Nathaniel: Oh my leg.

Cael: Oh mY GOD!

A large ice pick falls down in the middle of them.

Cael: Holy shit!

Joe: What the hell is that doing here?

It starts beeping.

Patch: I think I left the water on?

It then blows up.

SCENE CHANGE

Josh is seen with Yeda, smoking a cigarette. He hears the explosion. Josh looks down into a big hole. Josh takes the cigarette out and blows the smoke.

Josh: Thanks for the giant ice pick.

Yeda: No problem.

Josh puts it back in.

SCENE CHANGE

Joe is seen against a wall, bleeding, an ice shard in his legs; Nathaniel is seen against a wall, bleeding, clothes ripped, and an ice shard in his arm; Cael is seen on the grating, bleeding, an ice shard in his hand; Patch is seen against a wall, shard in his unprotected gut, bleeding from the mouth. They all start to move. Joe is the first to get up, but falls down again.

Joe: Ah!

Cael gets up, but falls down holding his hand.

Cael: Christ!

Nathaniel gets up, rips his shirt off, but falls down, holding his arm.

Nathaniel: fuck!

Patch remains there.

Joe: Patch?

Cael: Patch?

Nathaniel: shit Patch?

The 3 crawl over to Patch; his eyes are open. They all hold him in their arms/laps. Patch then winks.

The 3: Son of a bitch!

They then drop his head on the grating.

Patch: Ah, god dammit!

Cael: Where are we?

Joe: Hell if I know, but we lost.

Nathaniel: What?

Joe: We lost, game over, they won.

Nathaniel takes the shard out of his arm and throws it to the ground.

WE ARE THE PEOPLE

Nathaniel: Who are the people, who beat DD?

Other 3: I!

Nathaniel: And who are the people that almost were set free?

Other 3: I!

Nathaniel: Who are the men, who set foot, and made their own ground?

Other 3: I!
Nathaniel: Who decided, to kick ass, all the way around?

Other 3: I!

Nathaniel: See, we are the people, who make our own rules.
We are the people who say that we’re cool.
We are the people that screw with the dina’.
We are the people that pwn China.

Joe: Who are the people that never paid their bills?

Other 3: I!

Cael: And who are the people that reigned over the hills?

Other 3: I!

Patch: Who are the people that beat Nick’s world conquest?

Other 3: I!

Nathaniel: Who are the people that lived through the best?

Other 3: I!

Cael: See, we are the people, who make our own rules.
Patch: We are the people who say that we’re cool.
Joe: We are the people that screw with North Carolina.
Nathaniel: We are the people that pwn China.

Nathaniel: So screw the scars, blood, and ice.
Screw this painful grating device.
Forget these chains and think about now.
I know we can get out, but how?

Nathaniel: See, we are the people, who make our own rules.
We are the people who say that we’re cool.
We are the people that screw with watermelon vina’s.
We are the people

Nathaniel: See, we are the people, who make our own rules.
We are the people who say that we’re cool.
We are the people that screw with Magiva.
We are the people that pwn China.

Cause we-are-the people.

SCENE CHANGE

Josh and Yeda walk away from the room to Devil Jack’s lab.

Devil Jack: Josh, Yeda, have you seen Judge Doom?

Josh: No why?

Devil Jack: Well, um, he hasn’t been seen since the capturing of the monks?

A glass breaking sound is heard.

Devil Jack: Josh?

Josh: No problem.

Josh kicks a door open and walks down some chairs. Judge Doom is seen, by a control device, covered in glass.

Josh: Well, well, well, a traitor in the works.

Judge Doom: Ah Josh!

Doom gets up and fixes his shirt.

Josh: Bye Doom.

Josh holds out a gun and shoots Doom. He stands there, but then begins to melt.

Josh: A special bullet, make just for toons. Encased, encoded, and made from The Dip.

Doom then melts away.

Josh then walks away.

[xxmaryxx]

POOR POOR JACKY well if I was nice I'd say stand up and fight BUT~ I'm not like dat me on the xiaolin side! BTW chase RULEZ! ;D

[sanlong]

SCENE 13:
BREAKOUT

[The monks are limping out of their death-trap, trying to escape)

Patch: All we need to do is get to the temple. Then we can use the Wu to heal ourselves. It'll be e--

[Zoom out to reveal Josh and a large group of Jack-Bots blocking their way]

Josh: Just where do you think you're going?

Patch: Uh... uh... [Bites his lip, thinking. Eyes suddenly widen as an idea comes to him]

TRANSYLVANIA MANIA

Patch:
Ohhhhhhhhh!
Forget about the foxtrot!
Throw away the walt!
Take away that two-step!
And all that other schmaltz!

[Everyone stares at Patch in confusion. Josh tries to say something, but Patch continues to sing.]

Patch:
AAAAAAAAre you ready for
What's been going on?

Josh: I--

Patch:
AIIIIIIIt's a doozy
Makes ya woozy
It's the new phenomenon!

[Music begins]

Patch:
Have you heard about the mania
if not then let me explain t'ya
Yes sir,
it's the Transylvania mania.
Whether you're in Ruritania
Or a dance hall in Albania
Yes sir,
it's the Transylvania mania.

[Patch begins dancing as he sings. He winks at the monks to follow along. Josh and the Jack-Bots actually seem to be impressed]

Patch:
Everybody who's been viewing it can't resist it's appeal.
Everybody's out there doing it, millionaire and schlemiel.
So join the fun, lets all be zany-a
Even Liths in Lithuania love it, it's the latest rage.
Lose the blues and don't complain-ia
hit the dance floor feel no pain-ia
Love it
do the Transylvania mania.

Nathaniel:
Just accept it don't refrain-ia.

Joe:
Don't resist, it's all in vain-ia

Patch:
Come on kids lets raise some Cain-ia

Monks:
Yes sir
Yes sir
it's the latest craze.

[During a dance-break, the monks show off their dance-break. Josh and the Bots join in, oblivious to the fact that this is all a distraction]

Joe:
It's the cherry pie without the pits

Cael:
It's a weekend spent in Biarritz

Patch:
It's all the rage with the French and Brits!

All:
The Transylvania Mania!

Joe:
It's the newest quip from Algonquin wits

Nathaniel:
It's the winning horse that never quits!

Cael:
It's the Paprikash with an ice cold Schlitz.

All:
Do the Transylvania Mania
The Transylvania Mania!

It's southern fried with a side of grits.
It's gentiles, Jews and jesuits

Joe, Patch, Cael & Nathaniel:
it's a etude played by Horowitz

Josh:
It's Irving Berlin's Puttin' on the Ritz!

[Another dancing break]

All:
Rich and poor are also chewing it in hotels or huts
even dogs are also doing it, pedigrees and mutts.
All the devils in Tasmania shake their tails and go insane-ia.
Love it, it's the latest rage.
Grab a steamship or a plane-ia
To the heart of old Romania
Love it, yeah you're gonna love it
Do the Transylvania Mania!

[As the song ends, the monks dance away while Josh and the Bots continue to dance]

END SCENE

[sanlong]

SCENE 14:
REINFORCEMENTS

[Scene change to Jack's lab. Devil-Jack is sitting at a throne with two robots fanning him. Josh is standing in front of him. Devil-Jack pounds his fist on the throne angrily.]

Devil-Jack: You idiot! [Stands up] How could you be so easily fooled?!

Josh: It was a catchy dance-number! I challenge anyone to not be distracted by the Transylvania Mania!

Devil-Jack: [Sighs] Fine... but those Xiaolin Losers are somewhere in my palace.

Josh: It's a mansion.

Devil-Jack: No, I'm a ruler now. It qualifies as a palace. Now, those monks must be-- [Stops, thinking]

Josh: What?

Devil-Jack: Nothing, I was just wondering when this place became mine. I mean, our parents still live here.

Josh: What about my old friends?

Devil-Jack: I don't know; go find them or something.

Josh: Brilliant, Jacky. [Walks away]

[Fade to Jack's parents room. Nathaniel is on the bed, Cael is leaning against the door, Joe is lying on the floor, and Patch is leaning against a wall]

Patch: What are we going to do now?

Cael: I... don't know.

Patch: Guys, I really don't feel too good... it's like someone fired a Hadouken in my gut.

Nathaniel: Well, at least we're safe h--

[The wall Patch is leaning against is suddenly blown in, burying Patch in the rubble. Zed, Maya, Feenix, Smog, and Haze enter the room]

HERE WE ARE

Feenix:
Here we are!
Here to help in the--

Zed: No! [Feenix becomes scared] No, Feenix! [Points a finger at everyone who arrived with him] None of you get to sing!

[Zed's Team all complain quietly.]

Patch: Can't... breathe... need... air... to live...

END SCENE

[Josh Spicer]

SCENE 15: THE RIGHT SIDE

Josh is walking down the hall searching for the monks.

Josh: Stupid Jacky, thinking he runs the shots just because he’s a devil now.

He looks under various objects.

Josh: If I were some monks, where would I be?

Suddenly, a book-case he’s standing next to starts to fall down.

Josh: Oh shit.

He then moves back and it falls, revealing Randy Orton and Mr. Guy Who’s a Monk that No One Ever Sees.

Josh: Okay then that was odd.

Randy Orton: Yeah, yeah, shut-up. We’re here to help you make a decision whether you like it or not.

Mr. GWAMTNOES: Yeah, one problem, we need you to become a good guy again.

Josh: Uh, no. All due respect guys, I’m good as a villain. Wait, double negative, but you get my point.

Randy: Josh, get it through your thick skull. You were meant to be monk, despite the name Spicer.

Josh sighs.

Randy: Just become good.

Mr. GWAMTNOES: Please, you gotta help us.

Josh sighs again.

Josh: I, I can’t, she’ll hurt me way worse than Josh can, he won’t waste time with me, she’ll send one of those mega alien guys after me, she-

Randy: Whoa, whoa, whoa, who’s she?

Josh then gasps and holds his mouth shut.

Josh: Oh, now she’ll never forgive me, ah you idiot!
Randy: Look, Josh, me friend-


The Right Side

Randy: You’re a prisoner forever when you’re trapped inside your fears
Cause you know just what you’re doing isn’t right.

Mr. GWAMTNOES: And you’re never gonna change that in a hundred and million years.

Randy: Unless you change the side for which you fight.

Trust the wing of friendship, believe us when you say
you’ll feel marvelous the moment you arise.

No doubt about it you’ll be free again
Cause there’ no fear when you’re on The Right Side

The Right Side
The Right Side

Josh climbs on top of a table.

Josh: Where’s there’s confidence and wondrous piece of mind.

He falls over.

Randy: That’s the spirit Josh!
You can always persevere
Whatever obstacles appear

Randy and Mr. GWAMTNOES: Cause there’s no fear when you’re on The Right Side

They two start doing a Can Can like move.

Josh: You guys are right, I’ll tell you everything. What am I crazy?!

He grabs a string and ties it around his neck.

Randy: If you’re feathers are a quiverin

Mr. GWAMTNOES: If you’re shakin in your shell

Randy: Then it’s confidence you’ll be wantin that’s for sure.

Josh starts walking backwards slowly but Mr. GWAMTNOES appears behind him.

Randy: Then your friends will get that your actions will tell
That your intensions are noble good and pure
Take the word of your comrades

Mr. GWAMTNOES: Take the promise of your pals.

Randy: You’ll feel the marvelous the moment you arise
So be true to the feelings that you fight.
Cause there’s no fear when you’re on the right side.

The Right Side
The Right Side

Whoo! Where’s there’s confidence and wondrous piece of mind.
You can always persevere
Whatever obstacles appear

Randy and Mr. GWAMTNOES: Cause there’s no fear when you’re on The Right-

Randy appears to the left of Josh.

Randy: You’re not always looking over your shoulder.

The monk appears to his right.

Mr. GWAMTNOES: You’re not sneakin from shadow to shadow

Randy: You’ll live your live freer and bolder.
When you know you’re on-

The Right Side
The Right Side
Ooh, where’s there’s confidence and wondrous piece of mind.
You can always persevere
Whatever obstacles appear
Cause there’s no fear, when you’re on

Randy puts Josh in a headlock.

Randy: Put her here, and you’re on
Cause there’s no fear when you’re on The Right Side.

He lets go and lets Josh breath.

(End of song)

Josh: I, but, AH SHIT! Okay, she is Yeta, he is Devil-Jack, if I turn good, Yeta will kick my ass so badly, it’ll suck like ass! Devil-Jack’s planning world conquest, as always, but if we don’t turn him back, we’re all verily-

Randy: We got it!

The two then run off.

Josh: I just betrayed the greatest evil force in the entire universe! Oh shit.

Suddenly, the two of them come back forcibly. They have scorch marks on their faces and smoke coming off them. Mr. GWAMTNOES is dead, but Randy’s KO’ed. A person walks up, with hot legs. It goes up to reveal Yeta.

Josh: Hey, Yeta, how’s it going?

Yeta: Josh, it’s death time.

She cracks her knuckles.

Josh: Oh shit.