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Post by Josh Spicer on Apr 19, 2007 21:21:07 GMT -5
*A scene came as Joe and Cael were down in a Nepalian Villaige Hooters. A waitress came up as Cael and Joe were done. Joe burped*
"So how'd you like your food," She asked.
"It, like you, was good," Joe stated.
"Good, now you get to slap my ass," She said.
*Joe slapped hit hard*
"I love Hooters," Joe said.
"Yep. You think we should tell them we're not 18," Cael said.
*A scene later they were kicked out*
"I guess we shouldn't have," Joe stated. "Uh Joe."
"Shut-it, we still have to look for Mick, Josh, and Zed," Cael said.
*Cael then grabbed Joe and started running up the right next door Himalayas. Inside the cave Zed and Mick were verbally fighting as Josh and Dojo were watching TV*
"So I guess I shouldn't have left you guys alone," Dojo asked.
"Yep," Josh said.
"I bet Triple H is going to win," Dojo said.
"Yeah right, John Cena has the strength, agility, youth, and mind power to make him tap," Josh said.
"Bet you 10 bucks," Dojo said.
"Deal," Josh said.
*Trip tapped. Dojo gave Josh 10 bucks as the TV broken into a million pieces. Cael then came out of the wall, with the wall all melted*
"Hey, Cael and Joe," Dojo said.
"Dojo," Cael and Joe said.
*Zed and Mick were still fighting. Suddenly, something grabbed them, dragged them out, and Sapphire Statued them. They were thrown back into the cave*
"Oh shit," Josh stated.
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Post by Old Man Cael on Apr 20, 2007 13:43:13 GMT -5
Hey! Cael would never do that! (The slapping part.) He treats women as equals and has high morals concerning them.
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Post by Josh Spicer on Apr 21, 2007 7:40:43 GMT -5
(OOC: Slapped her Ass)
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Post by Old Man Cael on Apr 21, 2007 10:10:01 GMT -5
I know, but he would still never do that.
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Post by Josh Spicer on Apr 21, 2007 10:32:53 GMT -5
(OOC: Well you know what, this is my RP, and it's meant to be funny, so stow it)
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Post by Josh Spicer on Apr 21, 2007 10:44:41 GMT -5
*Joe, Cael, Josh, and Dojo just stood there as the entire cave roof was ripped off*
"Does everybody not want us to find Sanlong," Joe asked.
"Oh hey wait," Josh said.
*He got out the Golden Tiger Claws*
"Now you have them," Cael said.
"I forgot," Josh said.
"Right," Cael said as he was Sapphire Statued.
"No time for fighting," Dojo said as he turned big and started flying out Joe and Josh to somewhere safe.
*Suddenly, something grabbed Dojo's tail. It had the Emperor Scorpion. It was Chameleon Bot Version 3. Suddenly, it threw Dojo to the ground. Joe and Josh fell off. Sapphire Dragon then Sapphire Statued Dojo*
"Golden Tiger Claws," Josh said.
*It didn't work*
"We need to get to that orb over there," Joe said. "To ger power."
*They both ran in the snow to the orb. Suddenly, a Dragon flew up and made the orb go down the new cliff. It was right in front of them. The dragon was Hydra Josh*
"Ha ha," Hydra said as Joe was Sapphire Statued.
*Suddenly, Chameleon Bot Version 3 made Josh fall down the cliff, holding by one hand. Suddenly, someone behind them came up. It was Chase Young. He then made Josh's hand in pain, adding to the cold ness. He then let go and fell down the cliff. Chase Young then evil laughed as the camera faded out*
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Post by Old Man Cael on Apr 21, 2007 12:47:53 GMT -5
It isn't funny. Seriously Josh, as a matter of respect, I would like you to change it.
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Post by Josh Spicer on Apr 21, 2007 13:05:41 GMT -5
My god dude, this isn't real. Since when did you ever minded what I've done with Cael, and also, since when did it matter what happened in here.
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Post by Old Man Cael on Apr 22, 2007 10:13:19 GMT -5
It matters to me because I project my personality into Cael. When you make him look bad, you make me look bad.
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Post by Josh Spicer on Apr 22, 2007 10:27:04 GMT -5
How is slapping a hot girl's ass bad?
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Post by Josh Spicer on Apr 22, 2007 14:43:09 GMT -5
*Josh was in the pit with the GTC*
"So stupid. So close. Stupid orb. Stupid Tiger Claws. Stupid Sanlong being in Ohio," Josh said.
"You give up to easily boy," Some old guy said.
"Who are you," Josh asked.
"I am uh, none of your business. Either way, you want that orb, I know where to find it," he said.
"Where," Josh asked.
"A cave boy, a Cave, of Wonders," he replied.
"Are you Jafar," Josh asked.
"No," He replied. "Do you want the orb or not."
"It would be nice," Josh said.
"Then give me a treasure among treasures, that's in the cave," He said. "By the way, my name's Jaf-uh, Rafaj."
"Okay, one problem, it's out there, we're in here," Josh said.
"Remember boy, things aren't always what they seem," Rafaj said as he pulled a block out of the wall revealing an exit. "So, do we have a deal."
*A scene showed them outside the Cave of Wonders as Josh was near it*
"Who dares disturb my slumber," The CoW asked.
"Um-a, Josh Spicer," Josh said.
"Proceed. Touch nothing but the lamp," CoW said.
*Josh entered. He walked down a bunch of stairs. He got to a gold room. He saw a statue of something. Josh had some water. He put some on the statue and rubbed it. Suddenly, Springheel Josh appeared and jumped behind Josh*
"I am free, free, to be, me," Springheel Josh said.
"Right," Josh said.
"You Josh Spicer, with your mind so damp, I know what your after, that old lamp," Springheel said. "You will fail my Josh, fail under time. Josh Spicer, you will be mine."
*Springheel jumped at Josh*
"Repulse the monkey," Josh yelled as Springheel landed in a pile of gold, KO'ed*
"Right," Josh said as he entered into the lamp room. He climbed a bunch of stairs getting to the top.
*Springheel came too, and saw a giant ruby. He began walking towards it*
"This is it, what kind of lamp is," Josh said. "Springheel, nooooooo!"
*Springheel grabbed the ruby as he evil laughed. Josh snatched the lamp*
"You have touched the forbidden treasure. Now you will never again see the light, of day," The CoW yelled.
*Josh was already near the exit. The stairs crumbled as Josh had the lamp and was hanging on to the edge*
"Give me the lamp," Rafaj said.
"I can't, give me your hand," Josh said.
"First give me the lamp," Rafaj said.
*Josh did so. Rafaj started evil laughing. He then got out a knife*
"What are you doing," Josh asked.
"Giving you your reward, your eternal reward," Rafaj replied.
*Suddenly, Springheel, attempting to hit Josh, speared Rafaj, and made the lamp go down. Josh fell down onto the floor, hitting many rocks on the way. The CoW caved in on Josh*
"Yes, after all these years," Rafaj said taking off his beard revealing himself to be Jafar. "It's mine-uh. Where is it. No. Noo!"
*He checked Springheel*
"Nooooo," Jafar yelled. "You idiot, he said I was supposted to do it, not you."
"Not true, he told me to do it before I went into the there, so meh," Springheel said.
*Jafar then threw the knife at Springheel. Springheel died*
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Post by Old Man Cael on Apr 22, 2007 20:56:05 GMT -5
It's bad because it treats women as nothing more than eye-candy and sex-toys.
Listen, I'm glad you changed it, so let's just drop it.
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Post by Josh Spicer on Apr 23, 2007 19:05:32 GMT -5
God.q
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Post by Josh Spicer on Apr 26, 2007 17:34:54 GMT -5
*Josh was in the cave, all alone*
"*Sigh* I'M SO BORED," Josh yelled as he saw the lamp. "Some writing here."
*He rubbed it and suddenly the lamp did theatrics and all that stuff and suddenly Rocky came out, but during that*
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh, oi. 10,000 years can give you such a crick in the neck. Hang on a minuite," Rock said as he hung Josh up on a pole. "Ahhhh." *During the Ah he twisted his head around*
"Here I am in a dark place. Where ya from, what's your name," Rocky asked.
"Jjj, Josh Spicer," Josh said.
"Can I call ya Josh, or icer, or maybe, Spice," Rocky said.
"I must've hit my head harder than I thought," Josh said.
"Gee, you're alot smaller than my last master. Look at me from the side do I look different to you," Rocky said.
"Wait, I'm your master."
"That's right, it can be taught. *Macho voice* The ever impressive. *Squeaky voice* The one contained neck. But never duplicates x4. Rocky of the Lamp. Thank you right from the lamp, for your very wish fulfillment, thank youuuuu."
"Whoa, wish fulfillment."
"That's right, 3, Uno Does Tres, no substitutions exchanges or refunds."
"Now I know I'm dreaming."
"Master. I don't think you quite realize what you got here. So why don't you just insuminate, while I illuminate, the possiblities."
Well Ali Baba had them forty thieves Sheherezade had a thousand tales But master you in luck 'cause up your sleeves You got a brand of magic never fails You got some power in your corner now Some heavy ammunition in your camp You got som punch, pizzazz, yahoo and how See all you gotta do is rub that lamp And I'll say
Mister Josh Spicer, sir What will your pleasure be? Let me take your order Jot it down You ain't never had a friend like me No no no
Life is your restaurant And I'm your maitre'd C'mon whisper what it is you want You ain't never had a friend like me
Yes sir, we pride ourselves on service You're the boss The king, the shah Say what you wish It's yours! True dish How about a little more Baklava?
Have some of coloumn "A" Try all of column "B" I'm in the mood to help you dude You ain't never had a friend like me
Can your friends do this?
"Yep," Josh said.
Do your friends do that?
"Yep," Josh said.
Do your friends pull this out their little hat? Can you friends go, poof! Well, looky here Can your friends go, Abracadabra, let're rip And then make the sucker disappear?
So doncha sit there slack jawed, buggy eyed I'm here to answer all your midday prayers You got me bona fide, certified You got a genie for your charge d'affaires I got a powerful urge to help you out So what-cha wish? I really wanna know You got a list that's three miles long, no doubt Well, all you gotta do is rub like so-and oh
Mister Josh Spicer, sir, have a wish or two or three I'm on the job, you big nabob You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend You ain't never had a friend like me You ain't never had a friend like me, hah!
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Post by Josh Spicer on Apr 28, 2007 10:16:08 GMT -5
"So what will it be master," Rocky asked.
"Anything, I can wish, for anything," Josh asked.
"Not exactly, there is a few provisos, a quick pro quo," Rocky said.
"Like what," Josh stated.
"Ah Rule # 1. I can't kill anybody *Cuts off head* So don't ask. Ah Rule #2. I can't make anybody fall in love. *Pinches Josh's cheek* You little putem there. Ah Rule #3. I can't make people come back from the dead, it's a not a pretty picture, I don't like doing it. Other than that, you've got it," Rocky said.
"That's it. Some all powerful Rocky of the lamp. Probally can't even get me out of the cave," Josh said.
"Excuse me, did you rub my lamp, did you wake me up, did you bring me here. That's what I thought, your gettin your wishes so sit down," Rock yelled. "Now, the exits are here here here here here here here anywhere. Hold on to your turban kid, and keep your hands and arms inside the vehicle and weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee're, outta here!"
*They get outta there*
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