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Post by Josh Spicer on Apr 8, 2007 8:48:30 GMT -5
I will post when I can on a quest to find Sanlong. It will include Josh Spicer, Mick Leyfo, and anyone else I want, including the Zedlin 5 and Joe.
*Josh was at the temple by a sink brushing his teeth. He drank some water. He then spit the water at the mirror*
"I sense, a disturbance," Josh said. "Where's Nathaniel."
"I don't know, he never came back from where he was," Joe said.
"Well this sucks, who am I going to play poker with tonight, it's not fun with only Dojo and Master Haar," Josh said.
"Hey," Dojo said.
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Post by Josh Spicer on Apr 8, 2007 8:55:10 GMT -5
"We must, find him, who's in," Josh said.
"Nothing else to do, I'm in," Joe said.
*Suddenly, The Zedlin 5 came in, after IX-I-I crashed in*
"Oh shit," Josh said.
"We're in, we don't really want to be controlled by Josh Spicer, the guy who controls you," Zed said. (OOC: Eh, Zed said)
*A shine in the sky appeared*
"Hey," Josh (Me) said.
*Mick crashed in*
"I'm in," Mick said.
*Clockwise appeared*
"I'm in, and, I sense, that in the future, we will find him, or he will never come back," Clockwise said.
"Damn," Josh said. "Anyone else."
*DD appeared*
"I had to ask," Josh said.
*DD poofed away, revealing Sartorius*
"Is that all," Josh asked.
"Yep," Everyone said.
"Good," Josh said.
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Post by Old Man Cael on Apr 8, 2007 15:03:38 GMT -5
Don't forget to include Cael.
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Post by Josh Spicer on Apr 8, 2007 16:57:51 GMT -5
*Cael came in through the ground*
"I'm in," Cael said.
"Wow, that's alot of people," Josh said;
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Post by Josh Spicer on Apr 8, 2007 17:36:31 GMT -5
"So are we going," Zed said. (OOC: Eh)
"Yeah," Josh said.
"Let's go," Joe said.
*They appeared right outside the temple*
"I have no idea where to start," Josh said.
*Everybody did the "Ah Come on" treatement on Josh*
"Meh," Josh said. "Clockwise your the time expert, you try to find him."
"I can't here, we must go to the Another Dimension," Clockwise said.
"Oh god," Josh said.
"Dammit," Joe said.
"What's that," Sartarious asked.
*They appeared in a gay bar in the Another Dimension where Cael was wearing a bikini, Sartarious a thong, Backwards a cup on his face, Feenix only a cup, and Maya's Brother, who I forgot the name, was about to blow Feenix*
"Oh," All the guys said, even IX-I-I.
*Maya was looking at them*
"Wha," Maya said.
*Everyone got out of the gay bar*
"This, is the Another Dimension," Josh said.
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Post by Josh Spicer on Apr 8, 2007 19:05:24 GMT -5
"What a wierd dimension," Sartarious said.
"Where's Maya," Maya's brother said.
"I know, but I say, Sartatious enter the gay bar," Mick said.
"Agreed," Everybody else said.
"Bitches," Sartatious said.
*Sartatious entered, only to have it blow up*
"Oh shit," Josh said.
*Sartarious and Maya walked out full of soot*
"I'm good," Maya said as he walked over to them.
"Yeah," Sartarious said as a Time Dragon grabbed him and ate him.
"Holy shit," Joe said.
"What the hell is that," Mick said.
"A time dragon," Clockwise said. "I suggest we go to my place to find out where sanlong is."
*IX-I-I then chokes the Time Dragon, only for the dragon and IX-I-I to disappear. The others went to Clockwise's house*
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Post by sanlong on Apr 10, 2007 18:04:30 GMT -5
What's this malarkey? I go on vacation and you foos think you can go crazy? I won't have it! Back to work, drones!
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Post by Josh Spicer on Apr 10, 2007 18:37:10 GMT -5
1. Shut-up.
2. Your back.
3. Live.
4. I wish to finish
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Post by sanlong on Apr 10, 2007 18:43:46 GMT -5
Okay; but you're not gettin' paid.
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Post by Josh Spicer on Apr 10, 2007 19:11:17 GMT -5
Damn.
*They are at Clockwise's House*
"So where is he," Feenix said.
"He is, in Ohio," Clockwise said.
"Your serious," Mick asked.
"Yep," Clockwise replied.
"So let's go," Josh said.
"Yep," Zed said. (OOC: Heh)
*They exited CW's house as a giant Hawk came down and grabbed Maya's brother. They flew up as a giant flying serpent ate the hawk and Maya's Brother*
"Damn," Maya said.
*Mick made them teleport to California*
"I don't think this is Ohio," Zed said.
"It isn't," Mick said. "I can't teleport to the Midwest."
"Why," Josh asked.
"I made deal with the Great Corn God that I would be able to teleport, but never return," Mick said.
"Good deal," Maya said.
*Backwards walked into the road as a truck ran over him*'
"Oh shit," Josh said.
"Well, there goes our comic relief," Maya said.
"I though that was my job," Josh asked.
"Your back-up," Joe said.
"Yep," Cael said.
*Long pause*
"Bitches," Josh said.
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Post by Josh Spicer on Apr 13, 2007 15:43:58 GMT -5
*They were in a car and were driving down the interstate*
"I say we listen to pop," Zed said.
"Classic," Backwards said.
"Rap," Feenix said.
"Hip hop," Maya said.
"Hardcore," Cael said.
"Country," Joe said.
"Anything besides country," Josh said.
"Yeah," Everybody but Joe said.'
"damn," Joe said.
*They did so. Suddenly, Nick Brighter came behind them in a tricked out muscle car with high speed, nitrox, good music on (Ha Joe), and a good smelling air freshener. He pushed a button and machine guns appeared*
"Bye bye," Nick said.
*They fired and they all hit Backwards in the back of the head. Josh drove it then in a ditch. Nick stopped*
"damn," They all said but Backwards, who was now dead.
*Nick got out a pistol*
"You guys gonna not find Sanlong, right," Nick said.
"Wrong," Maya said as Nick shot her in the head, killing her.
"Anybody else," Nick said.
"Nope," Everybody else said.
"Then get out of the ditch," Nick said.
*They did so*
"Now, stand there," Nick said.
*He walked over to there car and put a bomb in it and walked over to his car and got in, started it, and then drove of. They heard a ticking*
"Good thing I can't die," Feenix said as everyone else jumped into the ditch.
*A bomb went off and the car exploded. Feenix was left in a green ooze, frozen*
"Oh shit," Josh said.
"damn," Joe, Cael, Joe, and Zed said.
*Mick walked out of the porta-potty and saw the mess and that the walls and cieling of the porta-potty were gone. Mick then went back into the porta-potty*
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Post by Josh Spicer on Apr 14, 2007 13:09:15 GMT -5
*They then (Those who are left) walked to a bar type place* "Who needs to go," Josh asked. *Everybody but Mick, including Josh, rose their hand* "Let's go," Josh stated as they entered. *They saw John Spicer on the stage with a band. They started playing a song* www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YVVaVptzswJohn Spicer: Wha ah ah ow You walk on like a woman in suffering Won't even bother now to tell me why You come alone, letting all of us savor the moment Leaving me broken another time You come on like a bloodstained hurricane Leave me alone, let me be this time You carry on like a holy man pushing redemption I don't want to mention, the reason I know That I am stricken and can't let you go When the heart is cold, there's no hope, and we know That I am crippled by all that you've done Into the abyss will I run Wha ah ah ow You don't know what your power has done to me I want to know if I'll heal inside I can't go on with a holocaust about to happen Seeing you laughing another time You'll never know how your face has haunted me My very soul has to bleed this time Another hole in the wall of my inner defenses Leaving me breathless, the reason I know That I am stricken and can't let you go When the heart is cold, there's no hope, and we know That I am crippled by all that you've done Into the abyss will I run Into the abyss will I run *Guitar Solo* Ooooooooooh You walk on like a woman in suffering Won't even bother now to tell me why You come alone, letting all of us savor the moment Leaving me broken another time You come on like a bloodstained hurricane Leave me alone, let me be this time You carry on like a holy man pushing redemption I don't want to mention, the reason I know That I am stricken and can't let you go When the heart is cold, there's no hope, and we know That I am crippled by all that you've done Into the abyss will I run Into the abyss will I run I can't let you go Yes I am stricken and can't let you go *All 5 of them stood there* "Who has to go now," Josh asked. *No one rose their hand. Mick backed away* |
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Post by Josh Spicer on Apr 15, 2007 13:08:28 GMT -5
*They walked up to John*
"Who are you," Joe asked.
"John Spicer," John said.
"Are you my dad," Josh asked.
"Nope, your dad is Jake Spicer," John said. "I'm your uncle. Enough about me, what are you 5 doing here."
"We did stop in for a bathroom break, but those other 4 went while you were singing," Mick said.
"It startled me," Cael said.
"Ditto," Zed said.
"So, anyway, I have one thing to say," John said.
"That is," Zed asked.
*He got out a gun*
"Don't find Sanlong," John replied.
"Oh shit," Josh said.
"Damn," Zed, Joe, Cael, and Mick said.
"Stop trying to find Sanlong, or you will die," John said.
"Um, Krazy Kookoo Clock," Josh yelled.
"Reversing Mirror," Cael said as nothing happened, but John was gone.
*He was in the Kookoo World*
"Haha," Nelson said as he walked up.
*Zed stabbed him*
"Now what," Zed asked.
"Let's go into that door that says random transportation," Mick said as they did so.
*Josh, Mick, and Zed ended up in a police interrogation room*
"What happen," Josh said.
"Your to investigate 2 people today sir. The first being Stacy Kiebler," A cop said.
"Okay," Mick said.
*Stacy entered. She had a white mini skirt, a white jacket in her hand, and a nice white shirt on. She sat down in a chair*
"So Miss Kiebler, do you know why your here," Zed said.
"I suppose it's because of my act lately," Stact replied.
*She got out a cigarette*
"Um, no smoking in here Miss Kiebler," Mick said.
"Very well," Stacy said.
*She threw it out*
"Have you ever engaged in activity with other divas," Josh asked.
"Just, what did you have in mind, detective," Stacy asked.
"How about any acts, with a one Trish Stratus," Zed asked.
"I used to team with her, mainly in a Lingerie Pillow Fight. Have you ever been in any Lingerie Pillow Fights, Spicer. That match, makes you use all your muscles, all, of your muscles," Stacy said.
"Have you ever been in any bad activity," Mick asked.
"Just, what did you have in mind detective," Stacy asked.
"How about in any hardcore activity," Zed asked.
"How about satamatistic activity," Josh asked.
*Zed and Mick looked at Josh*
"Just askin," Josh stated.
*Stacy put down her coat*
"Well boys, you've got to realize, that being with a girl, is harder then it seems," Stacy said.
*During that, she moved her right leg, over her left leg, and during this movement, you could see up her skirt, and her white panties*
"So, any more questions boys," Stacy said.
"No," Zed said.
"I'm good," Mick said.
*Josh fixed his tie*
"I love you," Josh said.
*It showed an ad for a PPV*
"Let's, bring the next one in," Zed said.
*2 old women came in. One in a dress, the other with a skirt. The one with a skirt sat down in the chair, that is now empty*
"All right boys, let's get this over with," The old lady with a dress said.
*She hit the one with a skirt on the shoulder. The one with the skirt spread her legs*
"Ah, god," All those in the room other than the old ladies said.
*Zed shielded his eyes, Josh ran out, and Mick started barfing in a garbage can*
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Post by Josh Spicer on Apr 15, 2007 13:51:48 GMT -5
*Joe and Cael ended up on a studio*
"What's my line," Cael asked.
"You talkin to me," The director said.
"You talkin to me," Cael said.
"You talkin to me," Joe said.
"You talkin to me," Cael said.
"You talkin to Heidenreich. Aaahh," Heidenreich said.
"So what's my line," Joe asked.
"You talkin to me," The Director said.
"Yeah I'm talkin to you," Joe said. "So what's the line man."
"You talkin to me," Cael said.
"You talkin to me," Joe said.
"You talkin to me," Cael said.
"You talkin to us," The Basham Brothers said.
*IX-I-I walked up*
"Cut, change camera view," The Director said.
*IX-I-I walked out*
"You talkin to me," Joe said.
"You talkin to me," Cael said.
"You talkin to me," Joe said.
"You talkin to," Snitsky said as a towel fell down from behind. "That wasn't my fault."
"So what's the line," Joe asked.
"You talkin to me," The Director said.
"Yeah I'm talkin to you, there's no one else here," Joe said.
"You talkin to me," Cael said.
"You talkin to me," Joe said.
"I'm the only one here," Cael said.
"So you must be talkin to me," Carlito said.
*He took out an apple and ate it*
"Cut, no apples Carlito," The Director said.
"That's not cool," Carlito said after he spit the apple out.
*IX-I-I walked up. It was his level*
"You talkin to," IX-I-I said as his jacket ripped. "Ah Man."
"So seriously what's my line," Joe asked.
"You talkin to me," The Director said.
"That's it, I'm outta here," Joe said.
*IX-I-I walked up*
"How's the jacket," The Director asked.
"The jacket's fine, can we just do this," IX-I-I said.
"You talkin to," IX-I-I said as a mic fell on his shoulder.
"You talkin to me," Joe said.
"You talkin to me," Cael said.
"You talkin to me," Joe said.
"Are you talkin to me, I'm the only one here, so you must be talkin to me, oh it's true, it's damn true" Kurt Angle said.
*IX-I-I walked up*
"Camera ready, jacket ready, microphone," IX-I-I said.
*Right before he was going, the same ad for the same PPV appeared. It came back, we saw IX-I-I. The Director walked up as IX-I-I grabbed his neck with both hands and threw him into the wall. Joe walked up*
"May I help you," The Janitor asked.
"You talkin to me," Joe said.
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Post by Josh Spicer on Apr 15, 2007 19:22:42 GMT -5
*A portal opened, in a very snowy place. Mick and Zed came out. Mick pulled Josh out*
"Ah man come on," Josh said.
"Enough," Mick said.
"Where are we," Zed asked.
"I don't know," Mick replied.
*A long silence*
"San Diego," Josh stated.
*Zed punched Josh out cold*
"Thank you," Mick said.
*It was very snowy*
"We're in a very snowy place," Josh said as he got up.
*Zed punched him again, out cold*
"Where," Zed asked.
"The Himalayas," Mick said.
"You're kidding me. More then 20,000 miles away from where Sanlong is," Zed said.
"Yep," Mick said.
*Zed then punched Mick out cold*
"What the hell," Zed said.
"What the hell nothing, it wasn't intentional. I did it while I was barfing," Mick said.
"Who's idea was it to go into the Random Transportation room anyway, uh, and of all things, stuck with Josh," Zed yelled.
"Shut-up," Mick said.
*Zed then jumped on Mick and started fighting him. They rolled down a hill taking Josh with them. They roll all the way down hitting a cave and finding a familiar green dragon*
"Welcome to the himalayas," Dojo said.
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