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Post by sanlong on Mar 22, 2007 19:22:22 GMT -5
Tune in for junk like... - The Real Life: Shinobi are forced to live under one roof; yes, they are!
- Orochimaru's Answering Machine: Yeah, you heard right.
- Quantum Jutsu: Sasuke leads you through the many possible futures in 'Naruto.'
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Post by Hater on Jun 22, 2007 13:06:56 GMT -5
code lyoko rules!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by sanlong on Jun 29, 2008 12:45:13 GMT -5
Maybe it does, Hater! Now on with the prohgrummin'!
OROCHIMARU'S ANSWERING MACHINE:
Episode 1: The Phantom Menace
(Zoom in on Orochimaru's answering machine. It beeps. The first message begins.)
Itachi: (In an important-sounding voice) Hello, this is Theodor McRealman with the Not-Prank Call Association. We're calling to offer 10,000 dollars to all long-haired anime freaks. All you have to do is walk into Konoha and scream that you're a pedophile. Your money will be promptly delivered.
(Beep)
Sasuke: Oh, hey, Orochimaru. So, uh... now that you're not a creepy ghost living in my body, I'd just, you know... like to apoligize for the whole killing you thing. That was completely uncalled for and I've done a lot of rethinking about the whole 'killing for revenge' thing since Itachi died. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to destroy the Leaf for making my brother kill my family.
(Beep)
Sam: Hello, Orochimaru? This is Sam from the 'Sam and Max' video games. Me and Max would just like to thank you for helping us with our last case.
Max: And for trying to eat me!
Sam: I'm sure he can't help it, little buddy; you do look fairly tasty.
Max: Don't remind me!
Sam: So, anyways, as a way of saying thanks, Max is going to let you be president for a day. We figured it couldn't be much worse then him as president.
Max: I've brought peace to all nations of the world!
Sam: Yes, by pointing a gun at all of the world-leaders and screaming 'Do you want some of this, fatty'.
Max: You've got your methods, I've got a big gun.
Sam: Right. Well, thanks again Orochimaru. Bye!
(Beep)
END OF EPISODE 1
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Post by Omiclock on Jun 29, 2008 12:47:26 GMT -5
DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
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Post by sanlong on Jun 29, 2008 12:54:38 GMT -5
New PROGRAM! Know Your Naruto Stars: Find out fun facts about the stars of the hit anime! KNOW YOUR NARUTO STARS Episode 1: The Phantom Menace (Itachi is sitting in a chair in the middle of a large, empty room. The theme song begins playing. The voice begins.) KNOW YOUR STARS...
KNOW YOUR STARS...
KNOW YOUR STARS...
UCHIHA ITACHI... EATS PUPPIES.Itachi: (Shocked) What? L-Look, I know I was evil for a while, but I-I never ate any-- UH-HUH... SURE.
UCHIHA ITACHI...
IS REALLY A WOMAN.Itachi: THAT'S DEIDARA-- I mean, no! Look, I'm a man! A manly man, you bastard! SURE YOU ARE... THEN HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN THE BOOBS?Itachi: What?! I have no bosoms! UCHIHA ITACHI...
IS THE LAST OF THE TIME LORDS.Itachi: I-I... what? That doesn't even make sense! DON'T TRY AND DENY IT; I FOUND YOUR TARDIS.Itachi: Okay, where are you? You're about to burn, you bastard. NOW YOU KNOW... UCHIHA ITACHI...(Doctor Who theme song begins playing) Itachi: What?! You made all of that up! They know nothing about me! (Camera begins pulling out) COME BACK HERE! You can't leve until you prove I don't eat puppies! END. |
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Post by Omiclock on Jun 29, 2008 12:59:06 GMT -5
Now I know. And knowing, is half the battle.
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