XS: The Movie Rated PG-13 Chapter 1: The Intro

[Josh Spicer]

For Use of Language, Violence, and Pure Randomness

*A scene in a room is seen with Josh (Me) (So you can't see his face) reading a book. The camera turns so you can see his face*

Josh (Me): Ah, welcome, one and all, to the tale of one quest, and of one forum. A tale, of wonders, magical, mystical, and very violent. A tale, of randomness with Cartoon Network, regular, and otherr random people/pokemon. A tale, of-

Josh (Me)'s Mom: Honey, Sanlong's here.

Josh (Me): Moooom. I'm doin our story. Just bring him up.

*Sanlong enters*

Sanlong: Where were we?

Josh (Me): Just started.

Sanlong: Good. *Clears throat* A tale, of lava, ice, thunder, light, and a bunch of other things that you will find.

Josh (Me): Be aware, that you will find complete randomness in this tale, so be aware, you son of a bitch.

*Sanlong spilt his coffee on Josh (Me)'s lap*

Sanlong: Sorry.

Josh (Me): Let's just start.

*The camera zoomed onto Josh's computer, into the forum, into the RPG section, into a land of randomness, into clouds, into California, into LA. A scene is then shown in Beverly Hill 90210 (Mick's place) with Mick, Nick, Anikam, and DD*

"So, guy's, here's the plan, we attack the place, then storm in, and get the goods," Mick said.

"Do we really have to go into that much trouble," Anikam asked.

"Yes, we're out of donuts, we need to restock," Mick said. "Any other questions?"

"Yeah, um, can mine by jelly filled," Nick asked.

"We'll worry about that later," Mick said.

"[glow=red,2,300]What happened [/glow]
to the good ol' days where we were alone," DD said.

"Don't you ever say that DD," Mick replied.

"Yeah, why do we even work for you," Anikam asked.

"Because I pay you good money."

"Then why do I only have 3 guns with the so called "money" you pay us," Nick asked.

"Calm down guys," Mick said.

"Alright no, I will not calm down, you give us shit for money," Nick said.

*Nick and Anikam got up as they walked towards Mick, DD just hung there*

"Now guys, calm down."

"No, we will show you, with the power, of music," Nick said.

Josh (Me): FREEEEZE! (Right after what Nick just said) Now, before we continue. Those who are watching, mainly the adults, you know this song very well. Oh, and-a by the way, Sanlong, get that coffee away from my computer.

*It goes back to normal as a scene with DD on mental drums, Anikam on Guitar, and Nick on vocals is seen*

The Song

www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-DooOdNiQs

Nick: OH WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT
NO, WE AIN'T GONNA TAKE IT
OH WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE

WE'VE GOT THE RIGHT TO CHOOSE AND
THERE AIN'T NO WAY WE'LL LOSE IT
THIS IS OUR LIFE, THIS IS OUR SONG
WE'LL FIGHT THE POWERS THAT BE JUST
DON'T PICK OUR DESTINY 'CAUSE
YOU DON'T KNOW US, YOU DON'T BELONG

OH WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT
NO, WE AIN'T GONNA TAKE IT
OH WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE

OH YOU'RE SO CONDESCENDING
YOUR GOAL IS NEVER ENDING
WE DON'T WANT NOTHIN', NOTHING FROM YOU
YOUR LIFE IS TRITE AND JADED
BORING AND CONFISCATED
IF THAT'S YOUR BEST, YOUR BEST WON'T DO

OH.....................
OH.....................
WE'RE RIGHT/YEAH
WE'RE FREE/YEAH
WE'LL FIGHT/YEAH
YOU'LL SEE/YEAH

OH WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT
NO, WE AIN'T GONNA TAKE IT
OH WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE

OH WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT
NO, WE AIN'T GONNA TAKE IT
OH WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE
NO WAY!

OH.....................
OH.....................
WE'RE RIGHT/YEAH
WE'RE FREE/YEAH
WE'LL FIGHT/YEAH
YOU'LL SEE/YEAH

WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT
NO, WE AIN'T GONNA TAKE IT
WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE

WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT, NO!
NO, WE AIN'T GONNA TAKE IT
WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE

JUST YOU TRY AND MAKE US
WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT
COME ON
NO, WE AIN'T GONNA TAKE IT
YOU'RE ALL WORTHLESS AND WEAK
WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE

*Nick, Anikam, and DD get out of there as the whole thing blows up. Mick is left standing there, pissed*

"damn," Mick stated.

[Josh Spicer]

*The monks are seen in the temple sitting*

"I'm bored," Joe said.

"You always are what else is new," Josh stated.

"Not shows," Cael said flipping the TV off.

"I'M SO BORED," Patch yelled.

"Ditto," Nathaniel said.

*A hole in the wall appeared as Zed appeared*

"Where is he," Zed demanded.

*Cael then made hell come to life as Zed kicked Cael in the balls*

"Where is Mick," Zed asked.

"Like we know," Nathaniel said making Mercury Chain come out.

*Zed grabbed it and tied up Nathaniel. Patch opened his mouth as Zed knocked him out. Joe then jumped at him but was hit with a wooden chair, KO'ing him. Zed then left as Josh came back in*

"Hey, whoa, what did I miss," Josh asked.

[Josh Spicer]

*DD, Nick, and Hydra are seen standing, bored*

"*Hydra yawned* I'm bored," Hydra stated.

"Ditt [shadow=red,left,300][glow=red,2,300]o[/glow][/shadow]," DD stated.

"Please. I have a plan," Nick said.

*He got out a green thing*

Nick: Evil Laugh.

[NICK]
In the dark of the night I was tossing and turning
And the nightmare I had was as bad as can be --
It scared me out of my light--
A man falling so right!
Then I opened my eyes
And the nightmare was...free!!

I was once the most mystical man in all SoL.
When they betrayed me they made a mistake!
My curse made each of them pay
But all got away!
Little monks, beware,
The 3 Jack-asses are awake!

[DD]
[shadow=red,left,300][glow=red,2,300]In the dark of the night evil will find her[/glow][/shadow]
[HYDRA]
In the dark of the night just before dawn!
Aah...

[NICK]
Revenge will be sweet

[NICK, DD, AND HYDRA]
When the curse is complete!

[ALL]
In the dark of the night

[NICK]
They'll be gone!
I can feel that our powers are slowly returning!
Tie my sash and a dash of cologne for that smell!
AS the pieces fall into place
I'll see them crawl out of chace!
Dasvidanya, monks, your grace, farewell!

[DD]
[shadow=red,left,300][/shadow][glow=red,2,300]In the dark of the night terror will strike her![/glow]

[NICK]
Terror's the least I can do!

[HYDRA]
In the dark of the night evil will brew.
Ooh!

[NICK]
Soon they will feel that their nightmares are real.

[ALL]
In the dark of the night

[NICK]
They'll be through!

[DD AND HYDRA]
In the dark of the night
Evil will find them
Find them!
Ooh!
In the dark of the night terror comes true.
Doom them!

[NICK]
My friends, here's a sign --

[NICK, DD, AND HYDRA]
It's the end of the line!

[ALL]
In the dark of the night...
In the dark of the night...

[NICK]
Come my minions,
Rise for your master,
Let your evil shine!
Find them now,
Yes, fly ever faster

[ALL]
In the dark of the night...
In the dark of the night...
In the dark of the night...

[NICK]
They'll be mine!

[ALL]
In the dark of the night!

[Josh Spicer]

*The Monks are at a donut shop, waiting for their donuts*

"Where's our donuts," Patch asked.

"Really dude," Joe stated.

*Josh was asleep*

"Ass," Nathaniel stated.

*Suddenly, green bat things flew in and one went into some donuts and the casheir gave them to the monks*

"Ugh, finally," Cael stated.

*Josh woke up and went for a donut. Suddenly, a loud revving was heard as a truck came driving in, crushing Patch and suddenly, a random portal opened and sent the donut to XS Hell*

"Son of a bitch," Josh stated.

*Suddenly, Mick jumped out and as Patch got out, Mick landed on Patch*

"Phew," Mick stated.

*Suddenly, Nathaniel Mercury Chained his ass and make Mick choke against the wall*

"Thanks alot, you wasted a donut," Nathaniel yelled.

"bitch," Josh stated.

"Wait, wait, wait," Mick choked/stated as Zed crashed through the wall and Mick landed into Nathaniel.

"You," Zed said pointing at Mick.

*Mick stood up as Zed then charged at Mick. Patch got up, cracked his back and then, Zed and Mick knocked Patch down as the went over the counter. Mick Monkey Flipped Zed into a wall*

"What the hell is your problem," Mick yelled.

"You, made my powers not work," Zed yelled.

"If your powers don't work, then my don't either," Mick yelled.

"SON OF A bitch," Josh yelled diving at Mick as Mick kicked Josh down.

"Good point," Zed said. "Then tell me, who's doing this, if not you. You're the one who has the green thing you got from Limbo."

"Oh no," Mick said as he repeadidly hit the counter with his head.

"What," Zed asked.

"Nick, Hydra, and DD betrayed me," Mick said. "I took everything from my house, but not from my warehouse."

*Zed thought*

"You forgot it!," Zed yelled.

"Yep," Mick stated.

"Son of a bitch," Zed yelled as he ran at Mick, only having Nathaniel use the Mercury Chain to seperate them.

"Stop it now," Nathaniel demanded. "Now Mick, what green thing?"

"Yes, what," Cael urged pulling Mick's collar.

*The Mercury Chain untied Mick*

"Fine, I'll tell you," Mick said, then sighing. "But you won't like it."

[MICK]

Back in my past I was once a young man.
I was wondering around as lonely as can be.
I was looking for food as much as I can.
Soon after, I turned 23.

Then I made a deal with an XS Hell.
They promised me food and shelter, with an exchange of power.
I told them, I don't, can't tell.
So they told me come back, or you'll cower.

Chorus 1:
Then I went to the surface, I saw the present.
I saw, a man you all know.

[JOSH]
That's where I come in my monks.
That's when I told him, where to go.

[MICK]
Then I became his loyal trustee
That's what I thought, I was wrong!
But now that this part is over
That's why the story, goes on

End Chorus 1

Now that I'm 23 I think of my future.
Now that I've got a home, clothes, and food.
I thought enought, of this feature.
And that all was good.

Then at the construction site, I saw hope.
I jumped in a black hole that was Zed's.
That gave me the power, like the 4th Pope.
But alas, I wasn't dead.

Then XS Hell or bust was I
To get the recognition I want.
They treated my like a King of the Eye
And man, did they haunt.

Now I explored a place called Limbo.
You know the edge of Hell-Hell
That's when I saw something that looked like Ringo.
I picked it up not knowing, what it tell.

Chorus 2:
I was working late one night wondering about this thing.
That's when I noticed the bats within.
That possessed your donuts, monks.
Thats when I saved you, from the gin.

Then I hid it away in a warehouse in LA.
Near a ways from my lawn.
But enought this part you know the rest
And so the story moves on.

End of Chorus 2

Bridge:
Now Nick, Hydra, and DD
Have that thing
But now, that we're going to see
If we can get just rebring

End of Bridge

We need to get that green thing back
If it's the last thing that we do
But it doesn't matter if you attack
It would only just go through

Chorus 3:
That's when I moved on to now and time.
I thought that you Monks would help.
Now I wonder back in my prime.
If I ever should of gone to XS Hell.

But the life of this story is yet to end.
Cause right now, it's going so wrong.
But my monks, the story is yours
And yet, my pathway is gone.
And yet, the story goes on.

AND YET, THE STORY GOES ON!

*Everyone is standing there*

"I asked where you got it not your life story," Nathaniel stated.

"Well fuck," Mick replied.

*Patch then low-blowed Mick*

[Josh Spicer]

*The 3 Jack-asses (Nick, Hydra, and DD) are seen standing in front of a green portal where Mick just got lowblowed. Suddenly, Nick's hand slammed down on the table The Green Thing was in*

"I really hate that Mick," Nick stated.

"Well, what ever happened to us going on our own," Hydra asked.

"Hydra, are you questioning me," Nick asked.

"Ye-," Hydra replied interuppted.

"Don't ever, ever, ever, question my plans," Nick demanded turning into a green skeleton like bat.

*He returned to normal as he fixed his shirt*

"Got it," Nick asked.

*Hydra looked at DD and DD turned towards Hydra. They both looked at Nick and nodded*

"Good," Nick said.

[NICK]
I remember a time
When our crime was sublime
There was plenty of wu in the lair
We'd plunder and sentle
And ransack the temple
With nary a worry or care
Then along came this Mick
Who was a big dick
But we turned on him in the end,
So rally the wu!
We were meant to regroup
And return to our roots once again!
Are you in or out?
Gotta know without a doubt
I'm the one you need for a thieving deed
I'm the best, success is guaranteed
Are you Jack-asses or Monks
Take a piece, of my luck
You want a fearless leader, one that's knows the bout
Better vote for me
Are you in or out?

[HYDRA]
We used to be smart, yes,
[DD]
[shadow=red,left,300][glow=red,2,300]Use to be, my heart
We're still smart, with a hint of class[/glow][/shadow]
[BOTH]
We knew what we did
When we did what we did
Then Mick made a deal out his ass
And we joined him that day
Not that I say
That we betrayed him once and for all
Now we'll reclaim our repu,
Our humble impetu,
In what we trust is the mo-onks will fall

[NICK]
Are you in or out?
Against me or devout?
Put your faith in moi,
Pretty soon you have saw
I'm the prince of the iron claw
Are you good or bad?
Here's the path that I would have
You want a ride to wu?
I've got the fastest route;
What's it gonna be?
Are you in or out?

[HYDRA]
We'll go stopping in all the right places,
[DD]
[shadow=red,left,300][glow=red,2,300]From the monks temple to the Cherry[/glow][/shadow]
[HYDRA]
Imagine the fear on their faces
[DD]
[shadow=red,left,300][glow=red,2,300]When we drop by for cookies and tea, bitches[/glow][/shadow]

[NICK]
Come along, boys!
Follow me!
Are you in or out?
You better with me, or you won't account (YAY! [Sarcastically])
I'll lead you all the way,
Into the glory days

[BOTH]
We'll begin a life of killthat pays
Are you out or in?

[NICK]
Make your choice now, lose or win!
You can stick with me, or stay behind and recount
What's it gonna be?

[DD]
[shadow=red,left,300][glow=red,2,300]I gotta pee.[/glow][/shadow]

[ALL]
Are you in or out?

[Josh Spicer]

*Mick, Zed, and the Monks were at a bar. Suddenly, Xiaxo starts to hit his bad and Maya gets up. Xiaxo whistled and slapped Maya's ass as Maya slapped Xiaxo as she was going to the card tables, and the guy Josh is, followed her*

"Should we stop him," Mick asked.

"We could, or we can just let him go," Patch said.

"And go to the slots," Nathaniel said.

"Then it's settled," Cael said.

"All in favor of going to the slots," Joe asked.

*All rose their hand*

"Yes," FFB said.

"Good," Joe said.

*They all did so, except Zed, who followed Josh*

"Is it just me, or does Maya look better," Josh said.

*Zed grabbed Josh's collar*

"I should have a right mind to kill you," Zed said.

"Gah, don't kill me," Josh said.

"Then stop following Maya," Zed demanded.

"Fine," Josh said as he kicked Zed in the balls and ran towards Maya's way.

"Son of a bitch," Zed stated.

BACKGROUND MUSIC

Turn it up some
All right boys, this is her favorite song, you know that, right
So, if we play it good and loud, she might get up and dance again
Ooh, she put her beer down, here she comes, here she comes
Left, left, left, right, left, whoo

Husslers shootin' eight-ball
Throwin' darts at the wall
Feelin' damn near ten feet tall
Here she comes, Lord help us all
Ol' T.W.'s girlfriend done slapped him out his chair
Poor ol' boy, it ain't his fault, it's so hard not to stare

At that honky tonk badonkadonk
Keepin' perfect rhythm: make you wanna swing along
Got it goin' on like Donkey Kong
And ooh ee, shut my mouth, slap your grandma
There outta be a law; get the Sheriff on the phone
Lord have mercy, how's she even get them britches on
That honky tonk badonkadonk
(Aw sorry)

Now, honey, you can't blame her
For what her Mama gave her
It ain't right to hate her
For workin' that money-maker
Band shuts down at two but we're hangin' out till three
We hate to see her go but love to watch her leave

With that honky tonk badonkadonk
Now, keepin' perfect rhythm, make you wanna swing along
Got it goin' on like Donkey Kong
And ooh ee, shut my mouth, slap your grandma
There outta be a law; get the Sheriff on the phone
Lord have mercy, how's she even get them britches on
With that honky tonk badonkadonk.
(Oh, that's what I'm talkin' bout right there, honey)

---- Instrumental Interlude ----

We don't care 'bout the drinkin', barely listen to the band
Our hands, they start a shakin' when she gets the urge to dance
Drivin' everybody crazy, you think you fell in love
Boys, you better keep your distance: you can look but you can't touch

With that honky tonk badonkadonk
Now, keepin' perfect rhythm, make you wanna swing along
Got it goin' on like Donkey Kong
And ooh-ee, shut my mouth, slap your grandma
There outta be a law, get the Sheriff on the phone
Lord, have mercy, how's she even get them britches on
That honky tonk badonkadonk

That honky tonk badonkadonk
Yeah, that honky tonk badonkadonk

*Josh was at the same table as Maya as a man was coming to play. Suddenly, unkowingly to everyone, the Green Bats went into him and took over him, as well as Nick who came up wearing a white mask*

"What are we playing," Josh asked.

"Texas Hold Em'," The Dealer said.

"Sweet," Josh stated.

"Wow Josh, never knew you gambled," Maya stated.

"Yeah, the strange thing is, niether did I," Josh stated.

*Josh looked at his cards as did Maya, the Man, and Nick. Josh threw in 5 as Maya checked and the man went all-in. Nick folded, as did Josh. Maya called, showing her cards to be 2 aces. The man had a 2 and a 3. A Ace, 2, and 3 popped up on the River, the Flow was then a 4, and the flop, was an Ace. The man was out as the Bat things then went into the dealer. Suddenly, Nick then put The Green Thing into the bottom of the table as the tables turned entirely green*

"Josh, what's going on here," Maya asked

"Um, bad things," Josh replied.

[dudegeo]

Name: Corkscrew
Age:16
Element:Strength
Shen Gogn Wu: Fistof Tebegong
Side: Xiolin
Enemy: Hecter

[Josh Spicer]

Um, sorry, but, you can't apply for the movie, you have to make to legend status for your characters to be in my movies, but, if you work your way up and stay active, you will be in the cycle. To make this, go to the character section in RPG2

[Josh Spicer]

*Suddenly, Nick takes off his outfit and evil laughs*

"Nick," Josh and Maya said in unison.

*Nick evil laughs*

"Yes, oh um, beware of tables to bats," Nick said.

*Suddenly, the now green poker table turned into a big green gorgoyle. It screeched*

"Oh shit," Josh stated.

*Suddenly, Maya tried to throw a chair at it, but the gargoyle blasted green flames at it, burning it*

"Silk Spinner," Josh said.

*The Silk went around the gargoyle. It then tore it to pieces. Nick then evil laughed*

"Please, like those things will actually work against him," Nick said.

"We'll stop you," Maya said.

"Actually Maya, he may have a point," Josh said walking back and hiding behind Maya.

*Maya sighed*

"Heed word Maya, he's right," Nick said.

"We will stop you," Maya stated.

"You," Josh said right afterwards.

"I will stop you," Maya said right afterwards.

"You, please," Nick said.

I must admit,
Your parlor tricks are amusing
I bet you've got a bunny
Under your hat!
Now here's your chance
To get the best of me,
Hope your hand is hot!
C'mon, clown,
Let's see what you've got!
You try to slam me
With your hardest stuff
But your double whammy
Isn't up to snuff
I'll set the record straight
You're simply out of date
You're only second rate!
You think your cat's a meanine,
But your tiger's tame
You've got a lot to learn
About the genie game
So for your information,
I'll reiterate
You're only second rate!
Men cower at the power
In my pinky
My thumb is number one
On every list
But if you're not convinced
That I'm invincible,
Put me to the test!
I'd love to lay this rivalry to rest!
Go ahead and zap me
With the big surprise
Snap me in a trap,
Cut me down to size
I'll make a big escape
It's just a piece of cake
You're only second rate!
You know, your hocus-pocus
Isn't tough enough
And your mumbo-jumbo
Doesn't measure up
Let me pontificate
Upon your sorry state
You're only second rate!
Zaba-caba-dabra!
Granny's gonna grab ya!
Alakazam-da-mus
And this thing's bigger than the both of us!
So spare me your tremendous scare!
You look horrendous in your underwear!
And I can hardly wait
To discombobulate
I'll send ya back and packing
In a shipping crate
You'll make a better living
With a spinning plate
You're only second rate!

*Josh and Maya are in an unbreakable cage at The 3 Jack-asses Lair*

"We gotta get out," Maya stated.

"Didn't you here the narrator," Josh said.

"Narrators," Sanlong exclaimed as it was at Josh (Me)'s house. "I am narrating too you know."

"Fine," Josh (Me) said.

"Didn't you here the narrator{dubbed in}s, it's unbreakable," Josh said.

"Thank you," Sanlong said.

"Ass," Josh (Me) said.

[Josh Spicer]

*Mick, Patch, Cael, Joe, and Nathaniel were at the slots as Cael had 3 big bags of gold. Joe had one*

"Dammit," Joe stated.

"Sweet," Cael stated.

*Zed walked mad as hell*

"Where is he," Zed asked.

"Who," Joe asked.

"Josh," Zed demanded.

"He was following Maya around," Cael said.

"I followed him and now they're gone," Zed said.

"Maybe he went to the bathroom," Mick said then thought. "Nevermind."

"Perhaps he just left the building and went back to China," Nathaniel said.

"Now that, I doubt," Patch said getting three cherry's on the slots.

"Guys, where is he," Zed asked very, very, very angrily.

"Mehankno," Joe mumbled.

God dammit guys, where the hell is he," Zed yelled.

*Zed went up to Joe. Mick saw that Zed had a tail*

"Um, Zed, why do you have a tail," Mick asked.

"What," Zed asked looking at the tail. "fuck."

*Zed then turned into a giant dragon, Hydra Josh*

"Whoa, didn't see that coming," Cael stated.

*No one said anything*

"Fine, I'll say it. *Sigh* Oh shit," Patch stated.

"You guys, really, have what it takes to be evil, you should join the Jack-asses," Hydra stated.

"Um," Patch stated.

"No," Everyone stated.

"To many stateds," Sanlong said.

"What," Josh (Me) asked as it went to Josh (Me)'s room.

"You said blank stated 5 times in a row," Sanlong replied.

"Oh, sorry," Josh replied.

"There are so many advantages to being evil, like," Hydra said.

[HYDRA]
*Starts playing a fiddle*
When I am just too busy
and God forbid too much.
They call on me by name you see
or my special touch.

To the gentlemen I'm misfortune
To the ladies I'm a suprise
but call me by any name
anyway it's all the same.

I'm the fly in your soup
I'm the pebble in your shoe
I'm the demon in your bed
I'm the bump on every head

I'm the hill on which you step
I'm the pin in every hem
I'm the thorn in your side
that makes you wiggle and ride.

Chorus
And it's so easy when you're evil
This is the life you see, the devil tips his hat to me
I do it all because I'm evil
And I'll do it all for free
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need

Verse
Too much children to make sad
Too much candy to be had
While there's pockets left to pick
Father's pennies left to trip

Now who says I'll be there
I'll be waiting round' the corner
It's a game I'm glad I'm in it
Cause there's one more every minute

Chorus
And it's so easy when you're evil
This is the life you see, the devil tips his hat to me
I do it all because I'm evil
And I'll do it all for free
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need

Bridge
I-pledge-my allegiance
Tooo, all things dark and die
On this sum damm-ed soul
To, do as I am told

For-fills the job has never seen
A soldier quite like me
Not-only does his job
but does it happily

Verse

I'm the fear that keeps you wake
I'm the shadows on the wall
I'm the monsters they become
I'm the nightmare in your skull

I'm the dagger in your back
An extra turn upon the rack
I'm the woodring up your heart
exstaticed pain the southern start

Chorus
And it's so easy when you're evil
This is the life you see, the devil tips his hat to me
I do it all because I'm evil
And I'll do it all for free
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need

And I'll do it all for free
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need

And I'll do it all for free
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need

It gets you lonely being evil
What I do to see you smile
Even for a little while
And no one loves you when you're evil

I'm lieing through my teeth
Your tears are all the comforting I'll need

*Finishes with fiddle*

*Joe, Nathaniel, Patch, and Mick sit there with their jaws dropped*

"*Smirks* I'm in," Cael stated.

*Cael and Hydra disappear*

"*Long silence* Fine, my turn. Oh shit," Nathaniel stated.

"Phhhhh, okay," Cheese said.

[Josh Spicer]

*Nick's dungeon is seen as DD is hanging, guarding as Hydra busts in with Cael by his side*

"I'll tell ya kid, you ain't never gonna forget about that experience," Hydra stated.

"[shadow=red,left,300][glow=red,2,300]What[/glow][/shadow]," DD asked.

"Oh, nothing," Cael replied.

*Josh and Maya were in the indestructable cage*

"Cael, get us out of here," Josh said.

"Um, no," Cael said.

"You son of a bitch, as soon as I get out you're gonna be dead," Maya yelled.

"And with every second, that gets hotter," Josh said.

*Nick enters*

"Ah, Cael, good to see you joined as planned," Nick said as he grabbed Cael and teleported him into the indestructable cage. "Told ya it'll work."

*Hydra throws Nick 5 buck while rolling his eyes*

"Needless to say, 3 down, 6 to go, and one seems to be missing," Nick said.

"[glow=red,2,300]Zed [/glow]is [shadow=red,left,300]gone[/shadow]," DD said.

"Good deduction, Captain Obvious," DD exclaimed.

"Right," Nick said.

"YOU ASS," Cael yelled at Hydra.

"I may of wasted a song, but it was worth it," Hydra said.

*Green demons flew in and went into a fireworks thing*

"And as promised, a celebration fire works show, to a strong guy, held down," Nick said he, Hydra, and DD toasted glasses.

*The fireworks was sent off into the sky as they were all green. The 3 Jack-asses didn't notice. Music started playing*

Verse
[NICK]
By day and night we reing through LA
We are the rules of the glorious CA
I know we aren't the nicest
but damn are we the finest
guys in all of the USA

[HYDRA]
Well I know it took a while for it come true
but man we played Mick all through it too
I know it took some guts
and a little bit of luck
but we finally got past that virtue

Chorus

[DD, NICK, AND HYDRA]
We are the people of nation
and all these generations
we rule with such an fist
We say we are what we are
We drive a super model car
All I know is that it's down to this
I know we aren't the greatest
and not the most debatist
but we rule all across the basses
and yet I feel a strange feeling
something that is reeling
That we are the 3 Jack-asses

Verse

[NICK]
Hell, life ain't what it used to be
That what's I've learned in history
and no I do not mind
if you ask me the time
I'll shoot your brain and say that's malarchy

[HYDRA]
I know we aren't the most famous
but man we are the most Matt Damous
and though we're scared of Zed
that territory we don't dread
it's all just a matter of trust

(To chorus)

Bridge
[HYDRA AND NICK]
And though we don't agree
with the monks decide
we don't we see
about their crappy ride

[DD in a normal singing voice]
But man do we say
that we rule all of America
Now I say today
that it's all just Hysterica

Cause see it through my eyes
our fear is a disguise *Really high. Hydra, Nick, Cael, Maya, and Josh look at DD*

(To chorus x2)

End
[CAEL]
Life ain't all it's cracked up to be
[MAYA]
and man this is not so sweet
[CAEL AND MAYA]
And through all this madness
[JOSH]
Sorry guys, but I gotta pee.

*Mick, Joe, Patch, and Nathaniel are seen outside of the casino when suddenly a green bat infested meteor comes out of the sky. It's green. A fiddle starts to play*

"Oh shit," Mick exclaims.

[Josh Spicer]

*A fiddle starts to play*

[GREEN METEOR]
Well hello there little boy.
Now don't be shy.
Step right up, I'm a reasonable guy.
Don't be frightened by the look in my eye.
I'm just your average evil meteor from outta the sky.
Well, I'm just shy and scared in this place
I'm just a fish outta water from outer space
You can see that the trip has left me tired and drained
So why don't you be a pal...

And bring me some BRAINS!


Go down to your neighbor's place
See the dull expression on his face
you'd be doing him a favor if you brought him to me
He aint using his brain he's just watching TV!
Go down to Mr. McGee's
He hasn't had a thought since '43.
His brain is the portrait of atrophy.
He ain't using it, why not give it to me?

BRAINS, BRAINS, I won't lie,
I'll eat their brains 'til they're zombified.
Sure they might think it's deranged
But they won't give it a thought
After I've eaten they’re brain.
BRAINS, BRAINS, It's okay.
It's not a matter if it isn't gray,
And if at first they thinks it's strange,
they won't think twice
If they don't have a brain!

Go down to the Wonton shop,
My fortune cookie says that I just can't stop
I'll suck the noodle right out of their heads
And half an hours later, I'm hungry again!
Creep into the donut stop
Sneak in, tip-toe past the cop.
Pick me up a cruller and a cupful of tea.
And any other sweetbreads you happen to see.

BRAINS, BRAINS, I won't lie,
I'll eat their brains 'til they're zombified.
Sure they might think it's deranged
But they won't give it a thought
After I've eaten they’re brain.
BRAINS, BRAINS, It's okay.
It's not a matter if it isn't gray,
And if at first they thinks it's strange,
they won't think twice
If they don't have a brain!


Brains, Brains, I love em, I need um...
My tummy jumps for joy when I eat um.
Big ones, fat ones, short ones, tall ones,
They're so delectable, especially the small ones.
No time to cook em in a skillet.
My belly's rumblin', I got a need to fill it.
I don't fry em, the heat will only shrink em,
i'll just grab my self a straw and I drink em!!!(ohhhhhhh...)

You've been swell to go around
And bring me every single brain in town
But with all these brains, I can't help but think
That there isn't one left out there to drink.
Now Fess up boy, come on, Heck!
Is there someone that you're trying to protect?
Bring her down here to meet her end
And i promise I'll be your bestest friend.

BRAINS, BRAINS, I won't lie,
I'll eat her brains 'til she’s zombified.
Sure she might think it's deranged
But she won't give it a thought
After I've eaten her brain.
BRAINS, BRAINS, It's okay.
It's not a matter if it isn't gray,
And if at first she thinks it's strange,
she won't think twice
If she don't have a brain!

BRAINS.....
Bring me her Brain.....
BRING ME HER BRAIN!!!!!!!! x2
Mwahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

"Yeah, um, evil meteor, why are you here," Mick asked.

"Well, I'm here to stop you," It said.

"Mercury Chain," Nathaniel yelled as it came out and grabbed the green bats.

[Josh Spicer]

*The 3 Monks Left and Mick are seen sitting/standing in a graveyard on a bench wondering what to do when Zed comes walking in*

"Where were you," Mick asked.

*Zed choked him*

"Personal issues," Zed said as he unchoked Mick.

"Gotcha," Mick said.

*DD comes in and snatches Joe from under their noses as he then vanishes*

"What," Nathaniel said.

*Nick and Hydra are seen playing cards as DD comes in with Joe. They put him in the indestructable cage and lock it*

"[glow=blue,2,300]WHOO[/glow]," DD yelled.

"WE WILL KILL YOU," Joe and Cael yelled.

"I'm sorry what," Josh said as the GTC fell out of his pocket.

"Josh," Maya, Joe, and Cael said.

*They backed Josh into a corner. DD took the GTC*

"Oh no no no no no no no no," Nick said. "There is no escape. In fact, you know the ol' saying, Nice Guys Finish Last."

[NICK]
*Evil Laugh*

[3 JACK-ASSES]

Nice guys finish last
You're running out of gas
Your sympathy will get you left behind
Sometimes you're at your best, when you feel the worst
Do you feel washed up like piss going down the drain

Pressure cooker pick my brain and tell me I'm insane
I'm so fucking happy I could cry
Every joke can have its truth but now the joke's on you
I never knew you were such a funny guy

Oh nice guys finish last, when you run out of gas,
Don't pat yourself on the back, you might break your spine

Living on command
You're shaking lots of hands
You’re kissing up and bleeding all your trust
taking what you need
Bite the hand that feeds
You lose your memory
and you got no shame

Pressure cooker pick my brain and tell me I'm insane
I'm so fucking happy I could cry
Every joke can have its truth but now the joke's on you
I never knew you were such a funny guy

Oh nice guys finish last, when you run out of gas,
Don't pat yourself on the back, you might break your spine

Oh nice guys finish last, when you run out of gas,
Don't pat yourself on the back, you might break your spine

Oh nice guys finish last, when you run out of gas,
Don't pat yourself on the back, you might break your spine

Oh nice guys finish last, when you run out of gas,
Don't pat yourself on the back, you might break your spine

"Damn, and I though I liked to sing," Josh said as Joe, Cael, and Maya began beating him up.

[Josh Spicer]

"WE ARE DOOMED," Patch yelled.

*Mick slapped him*

"Get ahold of yourself man," Mick said.

"Actually, he's pretty much right," Nathaniel said. "WE ARE DOOMED!"

"I tried, your turn," Mick said to Zed.

"SHUT-UP," Zed yelled. "You two need to suck it up. You may of lost your comic relief, your devilish guy, and your annoyance guy. But you need to suck it up. The world out there is full of mystery, hatred, vegeance, and other of those things. The world, is a very scary place."

[ZED]
The world is a very scary place, my dear
It's hurled and it's twirled
Through outer space, I fear
So many ways to lose your skin in it
The number of ways to die is infinite

[MICK]
The world is a very scary thing, I find
It curled all my toes and it's curling my mind
When I was young, my study was candies
But they attract tarantulas and bees
Some people act as if there were nothing wrong
Due to the fact they haven't heard this song

[BOTH]
The world is a very scary place to go
It's whirled and it's swirled
With death-like pace, you know
You may have found our views unorthodox
But now the wolf is at the door - it knocks...

[Josh Spicer]

*The 3 Jack-asses are seen in their lair by the indestructable cage, playing poker when suddenly, the monks left, Mick, and Zed break in the wall*

"Nick, Hydra, DD, time for revenge," Mick said as he dived towards them.

*Nick blasted Mick and he went into the cage*

"Damn," Mick stated

"TIME TO FIGHT," Patch yelled as Zed, Patch, and Nathaniel dove in.

*Suddenly, an explosion happened as Josh (Me) blew up his boombox*

"No, dammit," Josh (Me) yelled.

"What," Josh (Me) mom's yelled.

"Nothing mom," Josh (Me) yelled.

"Phew," Sanlong said.

"Now what, that was my only boombox," Josh (Me) said.

"Lucky for you," Sanlong said as he held out a CD player.

"Sweets," Josh (Me) said as they hooked it in.

*It went back to the movie. Patch, Nathaniel, and Zed dove in as music started to play and they started fighting*

They showed up on my doorstep just a couple weeks ago
They looked so sweet and harmless
Tell me, how was I to know
They got a little too close to the microwave and then much to my surprise
They grew to forty thousand times their original size
They started mutatin' right before my eyes
Oh my

Attack of the radioactive hamsters from a planet near Mars
A race from a distant place
They came in UFOs shaped just like cuban cigars
Man oh man, you oughta hear 'em squeal
Now the whole wide world is their exercise wheel
Attack of the radioactive hamsters from a planet near Mars

The president, he's is a panic
The pentagon, they're in shock
There's a team of research scientists They got 'em workin' 'round the clock
Now the National Guard is out in my back yard
And the Marines'll be comin' around
I hope they get this lousy rodents out of my town
'Cause the property values are goin' way down now

Attack of the radioactive hamsters from a planet near Mars
They're back and they're lookin' for a snack
And they're not that fond of Burger Kings or salad bars
I hope they're not plannin' to stay
Who invited them here anyway
Attack of the radioactive hamsters from a planet near Mars

Well, well, look at that hamster, he's as big as a blimp
And there's one the size of central park
They're using telephone pole to pick their teeth
They're evil and nasty and they glow in the dark
Oh, don't waste any more of your bullets, boys
You know it just makes 'em mad when you shoot
They're gonna stomp us into jelly and conquer the world
But you gotta admit, they're really kinda cute, now

Attack of the radioactive hamsters from a planet near Mars
What a racket they're makin', Jack
They keep me up at night playin' they're electric guitars
Listen to 'em squeal
They think the whole stinkin' world is their exercise wheel
Attack of the radioactive hamsters from a planet near Mars

*Mick teleported out of his cage*

Hey Jack, you better watch your back
Here come those hamsters from a planet near mars
Well, well, it's called the
Attack of the radioactive hamsters From a planet near Mars
A planet near Mars

*Patch was sent into the cage as Mick, Zed, and Nathaniel were out and ready to fight*