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Post by Josh Spicer on Jun 26, 2007 8:55:13 GMT -5
*Zed and DD are shown as they start fighting*
Zed: What is this feeling So sudden and new?
DD: I felt the moment I laid eyes on you...
Zed: My pulse is rushing…
DD: My head is reeling…
Zed: My face is flushing…
Both: What is this feeling? Fervid as a flame Does it have a name? Yes…
Loathing Unadulterated loathing
Zed: For your face...
DD: Your voice...
Zed: Your clothing...
Both: Let’s just say—I loathe it all! Ev’ry little however small Makes my very flesh begin to crawl With simple utter loathing There’s a strange exhilaration In such total detestation It’s so pure! So strong! Though I do admit it came on fast Still I do believe that it can last And I will be loathing Loathing you My whole life long
The Zedlin: Dear Lord Zed, you are just too good! How do you stand it? I don’t think I could! He’s a terror! He’s a tartar! We don’t mean to show a bias But, Lord Zed, you're a martyr
Zed: Well... These things are sent to try us
The Zedlin: Poor Lord Zed, force to fight With someone so disgusticified We just want to tell you: We’re all on your side! We share your Loathing
Both: What is this feeling So sudden and new?
The Zedlin: Unadulterated loathing
Both: I felt the moment I laid eyes on you
The Zedlin: For his face, his voice His clothing
Both: My pulse is rushing My head is reeling
Zedlin: Let’s just say: We loathe it all!
Both: Oh, what is this feeling?
Zedlin: (Singing along with Zed and DD) Ev’ry little trait However small Makes our very flesh Begin to crawl
Both: (With Zedlin Singing) Does it have a name? Yes…
All: Ahh… Loathing!
Both: There’s a strange exhilaration (Loathing) In such total detestation (Loathing) It’s so pure, so strong!
Zedlin: So strong!
Both: Though I do admit it came on fast Still I do believe that it can last And I will be loathing For forever loathing Truly, deeply loathing you (Loathing you)
My whole life long!
Zedlin: Loathing Unadulterated loathing
*Zedlin grabs DD and and throws him into a wall*
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Post by Josh Spicer on Jun 26, 2007 10:49:49 GMT -5
*Nathaniel and Hydra face off*
[BACKGROUND MUSIC] Wind me up Put me down Start me off and watch me go I'll be running circles around you sooner than you know A little off center And I'm out of tune Just kicking this can along the avenue But I'm alright
Cuz it's easy once you know how it's done You can't stop now It's already begun You feel it Running through your bones
And you jerk it out And you jerk it out
Shut up Hush your mouth Can't you hear you talk too loud No I can't hear nothing cause I got my head up in the clouds I bite off anything that I can chew I'm chasing cars up and down the avenue But that's ok
Cuz it's easy once you know how it's done You can't stop now It's already begun You feel it Running through your bones
So you jerk it out
Cuz it's easy once you know how it's done You can't stop now It's already begun You feel it Running through your bones
And you jerk it out And you jerk it out And you jerk it out And you jerk it out Oh baby don't you know you really gotta jerk it out When you jerk it out baby don't you know you really gotta jerk it out When you jerk it out baby don't you know you really gotta jerk it out
*Nathaniel wraps Mercury Chain around Hydra and throws him into a now on the floor DD*
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Post by Josh Spicer on Jun 26, 2007 10:56:01 GMT -5
*Mick and Nick squared off*
Once upon a time I think it was last Thursday A boy named Peter opened the gate And went out into the big green meadow
On the branch of a big tree sat a little bird "All is quiet," said the bird "Holy cow, a talking bird!" thought Peter
Just then, Bruce the Duck came waddling by Bruce was very happy that Peter hadn't closed gate And he decided to check out the deep pond in the meadow
Billy the Bird saw the Duck So he decided to fly down And pick an argument with him
"What kind of bird are you if you can't fly?" he said To which the Duck cleverly replied "I'm a duck, stupid"
They argued and argued The Duck swimming in the pond The little bird skipping along the shore *scratch* Sorry
Suddenly, something caught Peter's eye And you know how painful that can be It was Louie the Cat crawling through the grass
Louie the Cat thought, "If the Bird is busy arguing, I'll just grab him" So, quietly, Louie crept towards him on his velvet paws Well, his paws weren't really velvet They were, you know, kind of like velvet It's a, what do you call it Uh, a metaphor It's a metaphor, get it
Look out, look out, look out Look out, look out, look out Look out, look out, look out Advised Peter
The bird immediately flew up into the tree While Bruce the Duck quacked at Louie the Cat From the middle of the pond
Louie the Cat walked around the tree and thought "Is it worth climbing up so high Or should I just send out for pizza"
Grandfather came out He was all bent out of shape Because Peter had gone into the meadow
"It's a dangerous place If a Wolf should come out of the forest Then what would you do, huh" Peter did not answer because, after all It was a rhetorical question
Boys like Peter are afraid of a lot of things Like Nuclear annihilation and flunking algebra But they're not afraid of wolves
But Grandfather got Peter in a headlock And dragged him home telling him that he was grounded And that he couldn't watch any cartoons for three weeks
Just then, as luck would have it A big, mean, hairy, ferocious, snarling, carnivorous Wolf Did come out of the forest
But I guess we all knew that was coming I mean, the story is called "Peter and the Wolf"
We couldn't very well call it "Peter and the Wolf" If there wasn't any Wolf, could we Huh, that would be really stupid
The Cat was up the tree in a twinkling Which is about, oh, 2.3 seconds Bruce the Duck quacked so hard That he propelled himself backwards and up onto dry land
For those of you taking notes This is a fine practical example of Newton's First Law of Motion Which clearly states that for every action There is an equal and opposite reaction
But no matter how quickly Bruce tried to waddle away He couldn't escape Seymore the Wolf Who was wearing his best pair of tennis shoes
The Wolf was closing in on the Duck It was getting closer and closer and closer And then, and then
He got him, he got him Oh no, oh, it was terrible Oh, oh I can't believe it, oh The humanity, the humanity Oh my God, ah-ho, oh
And then with one big gulp Seymore wolfed him down *burp*
Um, let me recap the story briefly In case you just walked into the room Louie the Cat was sitting on one branch Billy the Bird was on another branch Not too close to Louie And Bob the Janitor was at home defrosting his refrigerator
The Wolf walked around the tree so many times That he made a small trench
Meanwhile, Peter was standing behind the closed gate Videotaping everything that was going on
Suddenly Peter got an idea He ran home and got a big spool of his Grandfather's unwaxed dental floss
One of the branches of the tree that the Wolf was circling Was conveniently stretched out over a high stone wall
Peter scaled the wall lickity-split Which is even faster than a twinkling Then he grabbed the branch and climbed onto the tree
Peter said to Billy the Bird, "I want you to fly down And circle around the Wolf's head to distract him But be very careful he doesn't catch you and bash your skull in And tear out your lungs and chew you up Into itsy-bitsy teeny-tiny little pieces"
"Okay" said the bird
Billy the Bird almost touched the Wolf's head with his wings While the Wolf snapped angrily at him "Go ahead," said the Wolf "Make my day"
"Come on, cut it out," snarled the Wolf "You're asking for trouble, punk" But Billy the Bird just kept on harassing him
Meanwhile, Peter made a lasso out of the dental floss And, carefully letting it down Caught the Wolf by the tail and pulled with all his might
Feeling himself caught, the Wolf got really ticked off And started jerking back and forth
Peter tied the other end of the dental floss to the tree And left the Wolf dangling in mid-air "Hey, Big Bad Wolf," said Peter "Why don't you come up here and get us now?" "I would," said the Wolf "But, well, I'm kinda tied up right now"
Just then, some members of the National Rifle Association came out of the woods Firing their magnums, oozies, and bazookas
But Peter yelled "Don't shoot Billy the Bird and I have caught the Wolf Now, let's take him to the Zoo" "Great idea," said the hunters "And if he likes that Next week we'll take him to Disneyland"
Just imagine the victory parade Peter was at the head *flush* But after a few minutes he was through And then the parade began with Peter at the very front
After him, the hunters, leading Seymore the Wolf Then Grandfather and Louie the Cat And finally, Bob the janitor Who had to sweep up the whole mess
Grandfather shook his head discontentedly "Well, Peter, what if you hadn't caught the Wolf? What then" "Well," said Peter "He probably would have ripped out my intestines with his teeth" *choking* said Grandfather "I know that, you idiot It was a rhetorical question"
Above them, Billy the Bird chirped proudly "Yeah, that's right We bad, we bad"
Grandfather decided that he'd had enough of the pond And the meadow and the whole stinking scene So he ran off to Los Angeles and joined a Heavy Metal band
And what about Bruce the Duck Well, the Wolf had been in such a hurry That he swallowed him alive Which means the gastric juices slowly dissolved his body And he died a long, painful death
However, you'll be happy to hear That, just a few years later, he was reincarnated As Shirley MacLaine
And the moral of the story is
Oral hygiene is very important Make sure you see your dentist at least twice a year
*Mick froze Nick's leg and threw him into Hydra and DD. Nick unfroze his legs*
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Post by Josh Spicer on Jun 26, 2007 11:11:10 GMT -5
*Josh, Maya, Cael, Joe, and Patch got out of the cage*
"YOU DID IT," Patch yelled.
"Yes we did," Nathaniel said.
"Well, I was in it for this, so, um," Zed said.
"What," Mick asked.
*Nick started evil laughing*
"Sorry to rain on your parade Nick," Joe said.
"Oh, I'll be mighty dry under my *presses button while saying next line* umbrella," Nick said as the Green Thing came out of the ceiling.
"Umbrella," All the Monks, Maya, Zed, and Mick said as they slowly looked at the Green Thing.
*Nick evil lauged. DD and Hydra soon followed*
[NICK] Momma told me, "Boy, you best behave, 'Cause Santa keeps a list of all his faves. And if you don't shape up, you ain't gettin' squat." But the devil on my shoulder's gettin' hot.
Hotter than Heaven, Cool outta sight. If I'm gonna do wrong, I'm gonna do it right.
[HYDRA] So he took me for a ride in his Cadillac, Stolen from a cleptomaniac, at a horse-race track. I said, "Sir, it's Christmas Eve I should be home in bed." Instead, he said, "You merry gentle men always bet on red."
The Duke of Deception, Malice, and Spite. If I'm gonna do wrong, I'm gonna do it right.
[DD in a very good singing voice] When you're done, you're really done. We look back and say, Hey, that was fun. When all you wanted was a BB gun, Santa Claus never did come.
{Interlude}
[ALL 3] When you're done, you're really done. We look back and say, Hey, that was fun.
So he took me for a ride in his big ol' sleigh. We flew around the world in just one day. Johnny Mathis sang.
I said, "Sir, what you got for me in that sled?" Instead, he said, "Boy, you been bettin' on a darker shade of red."
Hotter than Heaven, Cool outta sight. Duke of Deception, Malice, and Spite. Johnny is singin', (Johnny is singin',) "Remember tonight: If you gotta do wrong.
*Nick, Hydra, and DD made a whole lot of Green Bats come out of the Green thing and start to posses themselves forming a Green Dragon which then rips the roof off of Beverly Hills 90210*
"For the record, I blame you," Zed said as he vanished.
"bitch," Mick said.
"Green Dragon, destroy them," Hydra said.
"[shadow=red,left,300][glow=red,2,300]Yeah[/glow][/shadow]," DD said.
"Hold on a minute Green Thumb, let them say a word," Nick said.
"Really," Patch said.
"That was a word," Nick said as he snapped his fingers and a blast aimed for Cael.
*Nathaniel pulled Cael out of the way. Then a blast at Maya*
"Look out," Josh said as Josh's genie, Rocky came in and blocked it.
*The Time Dragon came in and ate Rocky, then went to a different time*
"Anyway," Nick said as he snapped his fingers and a blast went for Maya.
"You can't kill anybody," Josh said as he pushed Maya out of the way.
*The Blast hit him. He was covered in soot, and then coughed*
"Oh shit, Josh said as he went back, out cold.
"Oh man, there goes our comic relief again," Mick said.
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Post by Josh Spicer on Jun 26, 2007 11:27:41 GMT -5
"I would like to say something before you murder us," Mick said.
"*Sigh* Fine, go on ahead," Nick said.
"I've learned in the past 1 day, 4 hrs., 8 minutes, 14 and a quarter seconds, and 5 miliseconds, but what I've learned the most is that I'm an idiot, Josh is one too, Patch as well, Josh is also perverted, Maya's hot now, Zed's an ass, Nathaniel is Nathaniel, Joe is weird, and Cael is demonic, but most of all that I'm," Mick said.
"What's going on here," Nick said.
"I'm."
"What?"
"I'm."
"WHAT IS THIS A SCALLOP," Nick yelled.
[MICK] I'm a goofy goober *Joe and Cael were suddenly on guitar, Nathaniel on Drums, Patch on keyboard, and the now awake Josh on background singer* [JOSH] ROCK! [MICK] Your a goofy goober [JOSH] ROCK! [MICK] [JOSH] ROCK! [MICK] goofy goofy goofy goober [JOSH] ROCK [MICK] Put your beasts away. Well all i gotta say when you tell me not to play i say no way! [JOSH] NO! [MICK] Way no no fucking way I'm a leader you say when you say i'm a leader I say say it again and then i say thanks! [JOSH] THANKS! [MICK] Thank you very much. So if your thinkin that you'd like to be like me. Go ahead and try. The leader inside will set you free! I KNOW LIFE SUCKS AND LIKE A DUCK I SAY fuck AND PURE LUCK RUNS A MUCK AND JUST LIKE SUCH YOU ARE A BUCK AND NOW YOU'RE A DUCTCH WOMEN WHO NOW I'M GOING TO fuck! I'm a goofy goober. [JOSH] ROCK! [MICK] your a goofy goober [JOSH] ROCK [MICK] Were all goofy goober. [JOSH] Rock! [MICK] goofy goofy goofy goober. yeah!
*Patch closes with an excellent guitar solo*
"Thank you," Nick said. "Now attack."
*The Green Dragon was set to attack*
"Well we tried," Josh said as he fell back again.
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Post by Josh Spicer on Jun 26, 2007 11:37:17 GMT -5
*Suddenly, The Green Meteor comes crashing through the window, but the Green Dragon grabs him and sucks all the Green Bats out of him*
"Well, I tried," It said.
*The Green Dragon let go of it and turned back around. The meteor then dropped on the Dragon's tail as some Green Bats came back to him*
God thinks all blacks are obsolete farm equipment God thinks the Jews killed his son and must be punished God thinks the white man is Satan God, they know what God thinks
God thinks we should all convert to Judaism God thinks we must all be Christians and God thinks we should all embrace Islam God thinks the only true religion is Hinduism
And I I know what God thinks God thinks you're a waste of flesh God prefers an Atheist
God thinks all people like you are hateful God thinks all people like you are an embarassment to creation self-righteous, judgemental, first to throw the stone and use His name for your own protection
God thinks the sun revolves around the Earth God thinks there was something very wrong with Copernicus God thinks abortion is murder and God thinks everything that science gave us is wrong God thinks women deserve it God thinks AIDS is a form of punishment
I hate people who blame the Devil for their own shortcomings and I hate people who thank God when things go right
And I I know what God thinks God thinks you're an idiot God prefers a heretic
God God God thinks all people like you are hateful God thinks all people like you are an embarassment to creation self-righteous, judgemental, first to throw the stone and using His name for your own agenda
God is a liberal God is a democrat God wants you to vote republican never trust a man who puts his words in the mouth of god and says it's absolute truth its lies and it smells like death its all in a day's work taking money from the poor Why do you think that God would need your dirty money if he wanted to start a holy war?
self-righteous, judgemental, first to throw the stone and using His name for your own protection
God thinks puppies need to die and God thinks babies need to drown 'cause God is neither good nor bad God is you and me God is Everything
"BOO, fucking athiest," A Random audience member said.
*Nick then shot him*
"WHAT, NO," Nick yelled as Mick saw the opourtunity and speared Nick and took the Green Thing.
"NOOOO," Hydra and DD yelled.
"Patch, beast," Mick said as he threw it at Patch.
*Patch clawed it into fourths as the Green Dragon and everything else Green Batty made except for the Green Meteor, melted away*
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO," Nick, DD, and Hydra yelled.
"I WILL KILL YOU," Nick yelled as he jumped at Mick.
*Zed came in and kicked Nick out cold*
"Don't ask why I'm here, ask the narrarators," Zed said.
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Post by Josh Spicer on Jun 26, 2007 11:41:30 GMT -5
"No what," Mick asked.
"Only one thing left to do," Zed said as he kicked farted. "That wasn't it. That was the breakfast burrito. Beware the Goulda, but really."
*He threw Nick, Hydra, and DD out of the place and onto land near the lava*
"That wasn't it either," Zed said. "This is though."
"Josh and Zed background, Maya, dancer, no offense," Mick said.
"None taken," Maya said.
"Cael and Patch, Guitar, Joe, Drums, me, vocals," Mick said as he smiled and then put on sunglasses. "Hit it Joe."
[MICK] OH WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT NO, WE AIN'T GONNA TAKE IT OH WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE
WE'VE GOT THE RIGHT TO CHOOSE AND THERE AIN'T NO WAY WE'LL LOSE IT THIS IS OUR LIFE, THIS IS OUR SONG WE'LL FIGHT THE POWERS THAT BE JUST DON'T PICK OUR DESTINY 'CAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW US, YOU DON'T BELONG
OH WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT NO, WE AIN'T GONNA TAKE IT OH WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE
OH YOU'RE SO CONDESCENDING YOUR GOAL IS NEVER ENDING WE DON'T WANT NOTHIN', NOTHING FROM YOU YOUR LIFE IS TRITE AND JADED BORING AND CONFISCATED IF THAT'S YOUR BEST, YOUR BEST WON'T DO
[JOSH AND ZED] OH..................... OH..................... WE'RE RIGHT/YEAH WE'RE FREE/YEAH WE'LL FIGHT/YEAH YOU'LL SEE/YEAH
OH WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT NO, WE AIN'T GONNA TAKE IT OH WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE
OH WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT NO, WE AIN'T GONNA TAKE IT OH WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE NO WAY!
[JOSH AND ZED] OH..................... OH..................... WE'RE RIGHT/YEAH WE'RE FREE/YEAH WE'LL FIGHT/YEAH YOU'LL SEE/YEAH
WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT NO, WE AIN'T GONNA TAKE IT WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE
WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT, NO! NO, WE AIN'T GONNA TAKE IT WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE
JUST YOU TRY AND MAKE US WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT COME ON NO, WE AIN'T GONNA TAKE IT YOU'RE ALL WORTHLESS AND WEAK WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE
"Dammit, dammit, dammit, dammit, dammit, dammit, dammit, dammit, dammit, dammit, dammit, dammit, dammit, dammit, dammit, dammit," Nick yelled. "SO CLOSE!"
"Hey wait a minute, I thought you said if we helped you out, we would finally beat Mick," Hydra said.
"[shadow=red,left,300][/shadow]," DD replied.
"That was before I knew he had the balls to ask to team with the monks," Nick said.
"Bull shit," Hydra said as he cracked his knuckles.
"Yeah um, bye," Nick as he used the GTC's to get out of there.
*He appeared at his old lair*
"Glad I stole these from their cage," Nick said.
"Too bad he stole those from their cage," Hydra said.
*Josh hangs a towel over his shoulder sweating*
"See ya," Mick said.
"Bye," Josh said.
"You comin Josh," Joe said with Cael which they both had tux jackets over their shoulders and under tux stuff still on.
"Nah, I'll meet you at the temple," Josh said.
*Josh sighed*
"Thank you," Maya said.
"For what," Josh asked.
"Sacraficing yourself for me," Maya said.
"Nothin at all."
"If it wasn't for you, I would be dead."
"Your welcome."
*Josh looked forward as Maya kissed his cheek and she walked out. Josh was smiling and blushing. Zed is seen in the shadows pissed off*
"Josh, you will die," Zed said to himself.
*It goes to a black screen*
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Post by Josh Spicer on Jun 26, 2007 11:52:05 GMT -5
Hitler: Hold on a minute.
*All the random characters appeared on screen*
"It's our turn," Hitler said. "We will sing our favorite songs, nnnow."
Hitler: So long and thanks for all the fish So sad that it should come to this We tried to warn you but oh, dear
You may not share our intellect Which might explain your disrespect For all the natural wonders that grow around you
So long, so long and thanks for all the fish
The world's about to be destroyed There's no point getting all annoyed Lie back and let the planet dissolve around you
Despite those nets of tuna fleets We thought that most of you were sweet Especially tiny tots and your pregnant women
So long, so long, so long, so long, so long So long, so long, so long, so long, so long So long, so long and thanks for all the fish
Deadpool: I thought I'd seen it all, I thought I knew the score. But coming here, I've found a world I'd never seen before. Now I know Where I belong- A life of taste and class With culture and sophistication Pouring out my ass!
Gimme Great Big Stuff
This is how I gotta live-
Great Big Stuff
Uh-uh no alternative-
Great big stuff
I want my silver spoon. Don't need it right now But I better get it soon.
Hitlermon: Smile No one cares how you feel Be vicious, vain, and vile Everything’s your’s to steal if you just Smile
Have you no dignity? Have you no sense of style? You’ll never be pretty until you Smile
Weird Al: You make me wanna slam my head against the wall You make me do the limbo You make me wanna buy a slurpee at the mall You make me watch the Gong Show There's really something kinda strange about you, baby, but I can't exactly seem to put my finger on it
You make me You make me You make me That's what you do to me
You make me wanna hide a weasel in my shorts You make me wanna phone home You make me wanna write a dozen book reports Then pack myself in Styrofoam Sometimes you make me want to build a model of the Eiffel Tower out of Belgian waffles
You make me You make me You make me That's what you do to me
(You make me) That's what you do (You make me) That's what you do (You make me) That's what, what you do to me
Homsar: (Barely understandable) Vrei sa pleci dar nu ma, nu ma iei, Nu ma, nu ma iei, nu ma, nu ma, nu ma iei. Chipul tau si dragostea din tei, Mi-amintesc de ochii tai.
Te sun, sa-ti spun, ce simt acum, Alo, iubirea mea, sunt eu, fericirea.
The President: I've paid my dues Time after time I've done my sentence But committed no crime And bad mistakes I've made a few I've had my share of sand kicked in my face But I've come through (And we need to go on, and on, and on, and on)
We are the champions, my friends And we'll keep on fighting till the end We are the champions WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS! No time for losers 'Cause we are the champions Of the worl—
Chimchar: (Shoves President aside; Mario theme begins playing as the MH begins moving his head as if singing)
Deadpool: He’s—he’s not singing.
Weird Al: Hey, you—you’re supposed to sing!
Deadpool: ... he’s not singing.
Yak: (Shoves Chimchar aside) My life is brilliant Your life's a joke You're just pathetic You're always broke Your homemade Star Trek uniform Really ain't impressin' me You're sufferin' from delusions of Adequacy
You're pitiful You're pitiful You're pitiful, it's true
Never had a date That you couldn't inflate And you smell repulsive too What a bummer bein' you
Brain-Eating Meteor: BRAINS, BRAINS, I won't lie, I'll eat their brains 'til they're zombified. Sure they might think it's deranged But they won't give it a thought After I've eaten their brain. BRAINS, BRAINS, It's okay. It's not a matter if it isn't gray, And if at first they thinks it's strange, They won't think twice If they don't have a brain!
SKRORSH!: Closing time Open all the doors and let you out into the world Closing time Turn all of the lights on over every boy and every girl Closing time One last call for alcohol so finish your whiskey or beer Closing time You don't have to go home but you can't stay here
I know who I want to take me home I know who I want to take me home I know who I want to take me home Take me home
Fred Fredburger: My turn, yes!
Fred Fredburger: (In completely different voice) The world's about to be destroyed There's no point getting all annoyed Lie back and let the planet dissolve around you
Despite those nets of tuna fleets We thought that most of you were sweet Especially tiny tots and your pregnant women
So long, so long, so long, so long, so long So long, so long, so long, so long, so long So long, so long and thanks for all the fish
Hitler: Wha-what?
Weird Al: Didn’t you...
Fred Fredburger: Chillin' in the city, Sittin' pretty in the Caddy With P. Daddy or Puff Diddy
-or whatever! I'll change my name too! I'll get my hatchback all pimped-out.
The Islands in the winter The Hamptons in the summer, The fashion plate I date'll give me Hummers in my Hummer.
Smile No one cares how you feel There's a world to be got You can make this world kneel If you'll just Smile
Always the best disguise A license to defile Everyone you despise will die So Smile
Everybody!
All: You make me wanna hang out in a trailer park Then take my hamster to the beach You make me wanna do my laundry in the dark And use a recommended bleach When I'm with you I don't know whether I should study neurosurgery or go to see the Care Bears movie
You make me You make me You make me That's what you do to me
Vrei sa pleci dar nu ma, nu ma iei, Nu ma, nu ma iei, nu ma, nu ma, nu ma iei. Chipul tau si dragostea din tei, Mi-amintesc de ochii tai.
Te sun, sa-ti spun, ce simt acum, Alo, iubirea mea, sunt eu, fericirea.
I've taken my bows And my curtain calls - You brought me fame and fortune and everything that goes with it I thank you all -
But it's been no bed of roses No pleasure cruise I consider it a challenge before the whole human race And I ain't gonna lose! (And we need to go on, and on, and on, and on)
We are the champions my friends And we'll keep on fighting till the end We are the champions WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS! No time for losers 'Cause we are the champions Of the world!
(Mario theme plays as they do a quick dance number)
Well, you just can't dance And forget romance Everybody you know still calls you... Farty-Pants But you'll always have a job - well, I mean... As long as you still can work that Slurpee machine
You're pitiful You're pitiful You're pitiful, it's true
You're half-undressed Eatin' chips off your chest While you’re playin' Halo 2 No one's classier than you
BRAINS, BRAINS, I love ‘em, I need ‘em My tummy jumps for joy when I eat ‘em Big ones, fat ones, short ones, tall ones They’re so delectable, especially the small ones
No time to cook ‘em in a skillet My belly’s rumblin’, I got a need to fill it I don’t fry ‘em, the heat’ll only shrink ‘em I just grab myself a straw and I drink ‘em!
Where is the moment we needed the most You kick up the leaves and the magic is lost They tell me your blue skies fade to grey They tell me your passion's gone away And I don't need no carryin' on
You stand in the line just to hit a new low You're faking a smile with the coffee to go You tell me your life's been way off line You're falling to pieces every time And I don't need no carryin' on
Cause you had a bad day You're taking one down You sing a sad song just to turn it around You say you don't know You tell me don't lie You work at a smile and you go for a ride You had a bad day The camera don't lie You're coming back down and you really don't mind You had a bad day You had a bad day
I remember when rock was young Me and Suzie had so much fun Holding hands and skimming stones Had an old gold Chevy and a place of my own But the biggest kick I ever got Was doing a thing called the crocodile rock While the other kids were rocking round the clock We were hopping and bopping to the crocodile rock
Well crocodile rocking is something shocking When your feet just can’t keep still I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will Oh, lawdy mama those Friday nights When Suzie wore her dresses tight And the crocodile rocking was out of sight
Give me something to believe in Cause I don't believe in you anymore Anymore I wonder if it even makes a difference to try (Yeah) So this is goodbye
Another turning point; A fork stuck in the road. Time grabs you by the wrist; Directs you where to go. So make the best of this test And don't ask why. It's not a question but a lesson learned in time.
It's something unpredictable But in the end it's right. I hope you had the time of your life.
What comes up must come down Hear my feet don't touch the ground See the world spinning upside down A mighty trance without a sound!
I can feel your every rage Step aside I'll turn the page, Breaking through your crazy maze, Like a lazer beam, my eyes on you!
Watch me throw the night away, watch me save the day, Feel my strongest gettin' close, Heading your waaaaay!
SONIC HEROES! SONIC HEROES!
Find you, confide you, dividing a blaze!
Yo, listen up here's a story About a little guy that lives in a blue world And all day and all night and everything he sees Is just blue like him inside and outside Blue his house with a blue little window And a blue corvette And everything is blue for him and hisself And everybody around Cos he ain't got nobody to listen to
I'm blue da ba dee da ba die...
Hey there Delilah What's it like in New York City? I'm a thousand miles away But girl tonight you look so pretty Yes, you do Times Square can't shine as bright as you I swear it's true
Hey there Delilah Don't you worry about the distance I'm right there if you get lonely Give this song another listen Close your eyes Listen to my voice it's my disguise I'm by your side
I never asked for this Or planned it in advance I was merely blown here By the winds of chance I never saw myself As a Solomon or Socrates I knew who I was: One of your dime a dozen Mediocrities
Then suddenly I'm here Respected - worshipped, even Just because the folks in Oz Needed someone to believe in Does it surprise you I got hooked, and all too soon? What can I say? I got carried away And not just by balloon:
Wonderful They called me "Wonderful" So I said "Wonderful" - if you insist I will be "Wonderful" And they said "Wonderful" Believe me, it's hard to resist
How Do You Document Real Life When Real Life's Getting More Like Fiction Each Day Headlines - Bread-Lines Blow My Mind And Now This Deadline "Eviction - Or Pay" Rent
How Do You Write A Song When The Chords Sound Wrong Though They Once Sounded Right And Rare When The Notes Are Sour Where Is The Power You Once Had To Ignite the Air
Closing time Every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end
*It goes to another black screen*
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Post by Josh Spicer on Jun 26, 2007 12:02:14 GMT -5
Evolution is a mystery Full of change that no one sees Clock makes a fool of history Yesterday's too long ago Dont agree with what I know Tomorrow is the place to be
I see the line in the sand Time to find out who I am Looking back to see where I stand Evolution Evolution
See my reflection change Nothing ever stays the same But you know the names The Game We all know what it means Nothings ever what it seems Unforgiven, unforseen
I see the line in the sand Time to find out who I am Looking back to see where I stand Evolution Evolution
Take it back home...
During this
Directed by Josh (Me)
Produced by Josh (Me)
Created by Josh (Me)
Casted by Josh (Me), Sanlong, Omiclock, and Cael
Written by Josh (Me) and Sanlong
James Woods as Mick Leyfo Jim Cummings as Nick Brighter
Danny Cooksey as Josh Spicer and Jsh-Spicer
Jason Spisak as Nathaniel
Clancy Brown as Cael
Frankie Muniz as Joe
Richard Horvitz as Patch
Steven Blum as Zed and Hydra
Kate Higgins as Maya
John Kassir as DD
Voltaire as Green Meteor
Crumpton Krabby Pictures presents (My Thing)
Sanlong Entertainment productions
XS + GM: The Movie
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Post by Josh Spicer on Jun 26, 2007 12:07:17 GMT -5
I dont wanna know your name And I, do want your private number, baby All I know is that to me You look like you're lots of fun Open up your loving arms whats sup,whats sup!
I set my sights on you, and no one else will do And I,I, I, I, I've got to have my way now, baby All I know is that to me You look like you're lots of fun Open up your loving arms Watch,out here I come
You spin me right round baby, right round, Like a record baby, right round, round, round, You spin me right round baby, right round, Like a record baby, right round, round, round
I,dont want to be your friend now baby, but I,I wanna move in just a little bit closer All I know is that to me, You look like you’re lots of fun, Open up your loving arms Watch out here I come
You spin me right round baby, right round, Like a record baby, right round, round, round, You spin me right round baby, right round, Like a record baby, right round, round, round,
All I know is that to me, You look like you’re lots of fun, Open up your loving arms Watch out, here I come
You spin me right round baby, right round, Like a record baby, right round, round, round, You spin me right round baby, right round, Like a record baby, right round, round, round.
*Lists cast members and everything else important lasts till end of song*
"I WILL DESTROY YOU ALL," Nth-Nathaniel said.
"All you really need are hugs," Jsh-Josh said.
*Nth-Nathaniel pushes him away*
"Ah," Jsh-Josh said.
"Look out," Patch yelled as Patch flew in on a jetpack and then made Nth-Nathaniel's and Jsh-Josh's heads go into the camera.
*Now it's cracked. Their heads slide off as it's full of blood and it cuts off*
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Post by sanlong on Jun 26, 2007 14:43:02 GMT -5
Yay.
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Post by Josh Spicer on Jun 26, 2007 15:47:51 GMT -5
Comments, requests.
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Xiaolin Showdown 1 fan
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Post by Xiaolin Showdown 1 fan on Aug 19, 2007 12:07:40 GMT -5
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Post by Josh Spicer on Aug 20, 2007 21:22:28 GMT -5
Thank you.
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