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Post by Omiclock on Mar 17, 2007 5:18:05 GMT -5
A show full of entertaining TV Shows such as:
The Joe Show: A sitcom/adventure show chronicling the lives and adventures of Joe and the rest of the XS crew
Spelling with Sanlong: Sanlong teaches you how to spell good
You can't do that in Konoha!: Naruto pulls hi-larious pranks on fellow ninjas and films it
CSI: Xiaolin: A brand new spin-off series!!!!!!!!!!!! On a temporary leave from the Xiaolin Temple; Sammy bumps into Patch and the two form a detective team. Now they investigate suspicious, magic related crime scenes with clues that only they can decipher
XS: The Next Generation: Another Xiaolin Showdown spin-off series. This show tells the tale of the Xiaolin Warriors' adventures; 1000 years into the future. Space! Lasers! Aliens! Laffs! PIE!
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Post by Omiclock on Mar 17, 2007 5:18:52 GMT -5
(Sorry for the double post but I have to catch up on the episodes of the Joe Show)
The Joe Show
Episode 1: All Cats go to Jersey
*Theme song plays*
*Xiaolin Temple, morning*
Joe: *Enters kitchen; applause and whistles from "Live" studio audience* So tired..... *Yawns*
Leo: *Drinking from insanely large cup of coffee* Hey Joe!
Joe: Hi Leo. What's up?
Leo: Nothing much. Oh except that I need you to come to Jersey with me *Laugh Track*
Joe: Oh OK *Drinks coffee, spits it out in shock* wait what!??! *Laugh Track*
Leo: Yeah; I have to go visit my Mom in the hospital in Jersey
Joe: Well why do I have to go?
Leo: I'm not allowed in Jersey un-supervised any more...
Joe: What? Why?
Leo: It's a long story involving coakroaches, whipped cream and a tuba I don't wanna talk about it. *Laugh Track* So will you come with me?
Joe: Sigh! I guess....
Leo: ALRIGHT!!! *Puts on sunglasses* ROAD TRIP! *Laugh Track*
*Scene change to a red sports car driving down desert road; licence plate says "J031" Suddenly hood of sports car begins to come down. The driver is.....Not Joe*
Leo: *Looking down at car from the sky; riding on Dojo* Man I wish we were driving in that... *Laugh Track* Anything's better than the Unjulator Express here...
Dojo: Hey leave me alone! I don't have to take you to Jersey ya know!
Joe: Settle down you guys I'm trying to play "Pokemon Mystery Dungeon Here"; Leo stop being so retarded *Laugh Track*
Leo: Oh I'm retarded am I!?!?! Well at least I'm not obsessed with Nintendo!
Joe: At least I'm not obsessed with Kimiko... *That really annoying "Woo-woo" love whistle audience reaction plays*
Leo: Lies! LIES!!!
Joe: She's beaten you up at least 200 times for sneaking into her room at night
Leo: Hey one time I did it during the day!
Joe: Yes.....Disguised as a lamp *Laugh Track*
Leo: It was ingenius!
Joe: You put a lampshade on your head and said "click" when Kimiko tried to turn on the light *Laugh Track*
Leo: I also said it before passing out after Kimiko had hit me with a flaming piano! *Laugh Track*
Dojo: Uh guys...
Joe: Whatever. Listen Leo stop being so annoying or I'm turning this dragon around and taking us home *Laugh Track*
Dojo: Guys....
Leo: Oh yeah well you're stupid! *Laugh Track*
Dojo: Guys....
Joe: Is that the best you can come up w-
Leo: Oh yeah well you're stupid! *Laugh Track*
Dojo: You guys....
Joe: I hadn't even finished talking yet stupid!
Leo: HA! Calling me stupid eh? Is that the best you can come up with? *Laugh Track*
Dojo: GUYS!
Joe+Leo: What!?!
Dojo: Cliff! *Laugh Track; Dojo flies into cliff and is knocked out; he falls to the ground an reverts to normal size*
Leo: OW....That hurt. Like "Kimiko just found my webcam in her underwear drawer and is know burning my door down preparing to destroy me" hurt... *Laugh Track*
Joe: Ah where the hell are we?
Leo: *Reads a sign* Oh this sign says we're at a Comfort Inn! *Laugh Track*
Joe: Jagged rocky floor, dirty, baron landscape, scorpions everywhere. Yep this is a Comfort Inn alright *Audience says a shocked "Ahhhh" asi if to say "Low blow man...Distasteful* Aw screw you
Leo: People just can't appreciate good comedy
Joe: Well anyway there is no sign Leo you were hallucinating. Now come on we gotta get to Jersey and Dojo's out cold so we'll walk instead
Leo: Aw cool! We'll be just like travelling pioneer hitchhikers!
Joe: Yeah and you know what pioneering hitchhikers did Leo?
Leo: What?
Joe: They kept their freaking mouths shut and didn't bother Joe *Laugh Track*
*Scene change to Jersey*
Leo: *Signing* The Krusty Krab Pizza, is the pizza for you and me... Hey we're here!
Joe: OH THANK YOU GOD! *Laugh Track* So what hospital is your mom staying in?
Leo: My mom? She's dead *Laugh Track* I just came to buy the newest edition of "X-Box Gamer Monthly"! They don't sell it in China *Laugh Track*
Joe: *Eye Twitches; Laugh Track* You know what they do have in China?
Leo: *Coming out of store with the Magazine* What?
Joe: Restaurants with strange food; and I'm sure the Red Dragon will pay a pretty penny for one shaved Leo Leonardo A la King!!! *Laugh Track*
Leo: AH! *Runs around like crazy, Laugh Track*
Joe: *Chasing Leo* Dragging me all the way to Jersey to buy a magazine; and a freaking Xbox magazine at that! Liking Xbox is a crime on its own! *Laugh Track, Joe chases Leo off into the horizon*
EPISODE END *Ending credits*
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Post by Omiclock on Mar 17, 2007 5:19:50 GMT -5
The Joe Show
Episode 2: The Bald and the Joshicus Part 1-Xiaolin Riders
Key
LT=Laugh Track
WO=That Love "Whoop whoop" noise
AP=Applause
*Jack Spicer's lair; Jack is working on a Jackbot, human Wuya is reading a magazine and John is cleaning the lab whilst wearing an apron*
Wuya: Jack what on Earth are you doing?
Jack: I'm working on my newest type of Jack-bot; the Go-Bot. It can be used as a super robotic Go-Kart! Isn't that awesome!
Wuya: NO*LT*Why do you need a super robotic Go-Kart anyway?
Jack: Because; I'm holding a super racing contest to win the Mantis Flip Coin, Helmet of Jong and Silk Spinner!
Wuya: Jack you have all of those Shen Gong Wu already *LT*Do you mean to say that you're holding a contest to win them....When you already have them?
Jack: No! .....Wait I mean yes *LT* So what?
Wuya: That's just pointless and stupid; like what Eggman did in Sonic Riders *LT*And besides; knowing you you'll lose anyway! *LT* Oh wait I get it.... Jack you crafty genius you...
Jack: I'm a crafty genius now? *LT* Uh I mean yeah! Yeah I am! Glad you're finally acknowledging it Wuya! *LT* So uh just to test you; why am I a crafty genius? *LT*
Wuya: Wait you mean to tell me that you're not going to trap the warriors during this contest and steal their Wu?
Jack: Yes! I mean no....*LT*
Wuya: AGH! YOU'RE A MORON! *LT*
Jack: Calm down Wuya I'll just do that and make sure I win; no problem
Wuya: But how are you going to beat the monks? They're all a lot better at driving Go-Karts than you are
Jack: Not all of them....I bet I could beat old "Non-techno" Omi in a Go-Kart race any day. I'll just make it that only one of the warriors can enter and Omi's huge ego and annoyance will make sure that he's the one! Then I'll cream that cracker! *LT*
Wuya: Cream that cracker? *LT*
Jack: Yeah cos he's like cheese head and like crackers and creamed cheese..ANd I'm gonna cream hi- aw forget it *LT*
Wuya: Well I must admit Jack this is the best plan you've come up with in weeks
Jack: Of course Wuya. What else do you expect from... *Spotlights on Jack; Jack is lifted onto platform* Jack Spicer, Evil Boy Genius! *LT, AP*
John: Uh master
Jack: Yes John?
John: Can you drive?
Jack:..............Oh, shit *LT*
?: Hey! That's my line! *LT*
Jack: What the!??! Who's there!??!
?: *Comes out of shadows; it's Josh and Joshicus* I have a proposition for you Jack....
*Scene change; Xiaolin Temple. Dojo is reading the poster for Jack's race aloud to the other monks*
Omi: Oh a racing competition! I will most definitely be the winner as I always am! Therefore I will be the one to enter!
Kimiko: But Omi you don't know the first thing about Go-Karts
Omi: No Kimiko I do not. And I do not know the third, fourth or fifth things about them either *LT* But I do know that I am the greatest Xiaolin Dragon of all time; and a great Xiaolin Dragon like me must be able to overcome any challenge!
Raimundo: Any challenge except the ability to speak without sounding like a hampster with a melted brain....*LT*
Omi: Whatevering Raimundo; I do not care for this sling-
Raimundo: SLANG *LT*
Omi: SLANG *LT* you speak of. I care only for battle and advancement as a Xiaolin Warrior!
*Utter silence*
Omi:...........
Kimiko:.......
Raimundo:......
Clay:.......
Dojo:.......
Joe:........
Sammy:......
Master Fung:.......
Leo:......
Nathaniel:........
Fred Fredburger:...........Yes *LT*
Omi:......................
Raimundo:...........
Fred Fredburger:........*runs away, LT*
*More utter silence*
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Who can teach me how to drive a Go-Kart? *LT*
TO BE CONTINUED IN.....
The Bald and the Joshicus Part 2: Xiaolindega Nights!
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Post by Omiclock on Mar 17, 2007 5:21:03 GMT -5
The Joe Show
Episode 2: The Bald and the Joshicus Part 1-Xiaolindega Nights
Key
LT=Laugh Track
WO=That love "Whoop Whoop" noise
AP=Applause
Previously on The Joe Show......
Wuya: Jack what on Earth are you doing?
Jack: I'm working on my newest type of Jack-bot; the Go-Bot. It can be used as a super robotic Go-Kart! Isn't that awesome!
Wuya: NO why do you need a super robotic Go-Kart anyway?
Jack: Because; I'm holding a super racing contest to win the Mantis Flip Coin, Helmet of Jong and Silk Spinner!
Wuya: Jack you have all of those Shen Gong Wu already do you mean to say that you're holding a contest to win them....When you already have them?
Jack: No! .....Wait I mean yes so what?
John: Uh master
Jack: Yes John?
John: Can you drive?
Jack:..............Oh, shit
?: Hey! That's my line!
Jack: What the!??! Who's there!??!
?: *Comes out of shadows; it's Josh and Joshicus* I have a proposition for you Jack....
Omi: Oh a racing competition! I will most definitely be the winner as I always am! Therefore I will be the one to enter!So.......................................................................................................
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Who can teach me how to drive a Go-Kart?
And now....The Joe Show!
*Theme Tune plays; scene change to Xiaolin Temple. Sammy is building a Go-Kart for Omi and Joe is showing him how to drive*
Omi: So I press this to go forward?
Joe: No Omi that changes gears *LT* Changing gears randomly whilst driving is a bad idea *LT*
Omi: Oh.....So I press this?
Joe: No Omi that is the brake *LT* That STOPS the car *LT*
Omi: Oh.....So I press this?
Joe: Omi that's a cup holder... *LT*
Omi: Oh...My badness *LT*
Sammy: Finished!
Omi: Oh my Go-Kart is ready?
Sammy: What? No *LT* I finally finished "Lost Magic"! *LT*
Joe: Stop playing DS and get back to work!
Sammy: OK! OK! Jeez! Isaac never had to put up with this....*LT*
Joe: Sigh! OK Omi now let's show you how to move to the left.....*LT*
*Later, they are at the race track*
Omi: Oh thank you for the Go-Kart Sammy! It is most pointy!
Raimundo: Um I think you mean sharp.... *LT*
Omi: That too *LT*
Joe: Did you just modify the Silver Manta Ray and give it a Go-Kart form?
Sammy: Yes.......It needed a new form anyway
Joe: Sammy, the Silver Manta Ray already has 162 forms *LT* 161 of which are custom built by you and you've still modified the default form anyway
Sammy: Hey those modifications were totally neccessary!
Joe: It has a fish burger form! *LT* Why does it have the ability to transform into an ocean creature flavoured snack!? *LT*
Sammy: Well if an insane, man-eating vegitarian giant was chasing us we could force him away with a meet filled fish burger *LT*
Joe: Why would a vegitarian giant be a man-eater!? *LT*
Sammy: I dunno I haven't quite got round to that yet....*LT*
Joe:......................Play some "Mystery Dungeon Blue" and shut up...*LT* *Throws Sammy his DS*
Sammy: YAY! *LT* *Turns DS on and starts playing*
*Jack, Wuya, Josh and Joshicus arrive with the Go-Bot*
Omi: Ah Jack Spicer, the holder of this event which I am sure to win. I assume you and your frail upper body will be entering this race and losing as usual? *LT*
Jack: Wrong! Me and my frail upper body are gonna stay out of this instead of losing as usual! *LT*
Wuya: Honestly were you born without a brain or something What is that? *LT*
Omi: Ha! Now I am a Sock-Out to win! *LT*
Raimundo: *Shouting from the stands* SHOE-IN OMI! *LT*
Omi: Where!?! *Turns around* *LT*
Josh: Don't be so confident there Xiaolin Short Stuff *LT* I've got another racer entering for me
Joshicus: get ready to lose Omi
Omi: Not if you lose first
Joshicus: But I won't
Omi: But I am far superior!
Joshicus: Oh yeah? Well.......You smell! *LT*
Omi:............That was not called for *LT*......*Gets in Silver Manta Kart*
Jack: *Speaking through Megaphone-Bot* Racers take your positions
Kimiko: They're already in position doofus! *LT*
Jack: Shut up! *LT* Aw just go already....*LT*
Omi+Joshicus: *Drive off*
All the other racers: *Tires are popped* Lame.....*LT*
Joe: Hey all their tires are popped.....Something isn't right here...
Sammy: Shut up! *LT* The General of the Gravelstone requires complete concentration! *LT*
Joe: *Takes stylus and presses screen once, General loses* *LT*
Sammy:....................Don't talk to me *LT*
Kimiko: I thought you finished that game anyway
Sammy: I did.....I got bored of "Mystery Dungeon Blue" and wanted to play it again. Leave me alone! *LT*
*Meanwhile, Jack is setting loads of "Wacky Races" type tricks so Omi will lose and Joshicus will win. However they constantly back-fire on Jack. Finally it's neck and neck between Omi and Joshicus*
Omi: You will not defeat me Joshicus!
Joshicus: *Gets out a spear and stabs the Silver Manta Kart with it. It stops completely* *LT*
Omi:............Or maybe you will....*LT* *Silver Manta Kart starts up and Omi jets forward*
Joshicus: Silk Spinner! *Shoots webbing at Omi, which he evades*
Joe: Ha! That's how to drive!
Sammy: BE QUIET! *LT*
Joe: *Takes stylus and taps the screen twice; the final boss is defeated* *LT*
Sammy: NO!!!!!!!! *LT*
Omi: Wudai Neptune Water! *Throws Water at Joshicus, it hits the back of his head*
Joshicus: Ah my hair! I'm not supposed to get water in it! *LT* *Falls behind*
Jack: He's losing! If baldy boy wins this race Josh I'm not giving you John as your personal servant!
John: You're not really going to hand me other for three Shen Gong Wu you already have are you Master?
Jack: I TOLD YOU JOHN IT'S NOT YOUR DECISION! *LT*
Josh: Grr.... Let's see what your robot can do Spicer...*Presses a button. The Go-Bot grows into a huge robot and starts blasting at Omi*
Omi: Use the wheel to move left and right *Dodges blasts* Use the brake to stop *Stops with brake and skids past a blast* Push down on the acellerator to go forward *Drives forward and dodges a blast* And last but not least.... *Opens cup holder* *LT* *Puts cup of water in cup holder, twangs the cup holder which catapults the cup at the Go-Bot. The water messes up its cirsuits and destroys it* Cup-holders are most dangerous weapons.... *LT* *Wins the race*
Wuya: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jack: *Takes fingers out of ears* Must you do that every time? *LT*
*Omi is congratulated, Jack sneaks away*
Josh: Hold on! Where do you think you're going Jack? We had a deal
Jack: Yeah if you won! And you didn't! Plus you destroyed my robot! I'll see you in court!
Joshicus: *Cracks Knuckles*
Jack: Or you know at another random time *LT* Just dropping any charges that works too *LT* See ya! *Flies away with Wuya and John*
Joshicus: Do you think that fool will ever learn?
Josh: *Takes out beeping remote* Nah....*Presses remote; Jack's heli-pack explodes* *LT*
Jack: OH SON OF A-*Falls into tree* *LT*
Sammy: SHUT UP YOU MADE ME DIE! *Blasts Jack with Thunderbolts* *LT*
Joe: Oh sure Jack made you die *LT*
Sammy:...............Really don't talk to me *LT*
THE END!
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Post by Omiclock on Mar 17, 2007 5:28:34 GMT -5
So (Final double post) What shall I broadcast next?
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Post by sanlong on Mar 17, 2007 7:31:59 GMT -5
I don't know; something involving awesomeness.
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Post by Omiclock on Mar 17, 2007 15:48:54 GMT -5
How ambiguous. Care to be more specific?
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Post by sanlong on Mar 17, 2007 16:24:52 GMT -5
I don't know; the Konaha thing?
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Post by Omiclock on Mar 19, 2007 11:20:27 GMT -5
Moe-K
And now it's time for....
You can't do that in Konoha!
With everybody's favourite host, the kid you just gotta love, he's an orphan who's been friendless and alone for 12 years because of an evil fox spirit inside of him; ladies and gentleman Naruto Uzumaki!
*AP*
Naruto: Hey everyone! It's time for some hi-larious ninja related pranks! Right after this commercial break!
Audience: *Groans*
Naruto: Oh shut up this is how we make money... Shuriken don't grow on trees you know! Well except on shuriken trees...
You can't do that in Konoha will be right back!
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Post by sanlong on Mar 19, 2007 17:19:40 GMT -5
Ugh.
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Post by Omiclock on Nov 4, 2007 9:19:35 GMT -5
The Joe Show
Episode 3: Joe meets the Harlem Globetrotters
Key
LT=Laugh Track
WO=That love "Whoop Whoop" noise
AP=Applause
*Theme Song Plays*
*Joe and Sammy are playing Wii*
Sammy: No! Left! LEFT! ARGH FUCKING DRAGON DASH! *LT*
Joe: Must we play this all day? I've beaten you 15 times in a row now *LT*
Sammy: Damn Goku won't go where I tell him to!
Joe: Yeah sure that's the reason *LT*
Sammy: Screw you! *Throws Wii remote down and walks off*
Joe: Hey! These things are delicate you know!
*Suddenly a ghost appears*
Joe:..........Sorry what? *LT*
Ghost: Leave this place.... Leave this place!
Joe: Um no .*LT* I sort of like, live here *LT*
Ghost: Then you shall be haunted forever more....
Joe: Why?
Ghost: If I told you that would be spoiling the story *LT* You'll have to solve the mystery yourself... *Dissapear*
Joe: Well that was stupid
Sammy: *Leans into the room* Did somebody say, mystery? *LT*
*Transition scene featuring a magnifying glass*
*Sammy is in a detective outfit, standing over a table where the other monks are sitting*
Sammy: I have called you all here today, because we have a mystery on our hands
Kimiko: A mystery?
Clay: What kind o' mystery?
Sammy: The Xiaolin Temple is.....*Lights go off and Sammy illuminates his face with a flaslight* HAUNTED! *LT*
Kimiko:......That's just retarded *LT*
Raimundo: Yeah. Where the hell did you get this from?
Sammy: Me and Joe saw a ghost! Tell him Joe!
Joe: *Sigh* Unfortunately it's true....
Sammy: Thank you! So to solve this mystery, I have recruited the most brilliant mystery solvers of all time... The Harlem Globetrotters! *LT*
Harlem Globetrotters: 'Sup brothers *LT*
Sammy: Now, let's divide into groups and do some serious mystery solving!
Kimiko:.....This is still really, really retarded *LT*
Sammy:....Shut up!
*Transition scene featuring Sammy with a black eye*
(I made up some Globetrotter names)
Curley Steve: Sweet momma you guys! *LT* There's some kind of clue here!
Nathaniel: Jinkies! *LT*
Joe: Stop saying that! *LT*
Curley Steve: *Investigates* It looks like the ghost has left behind some sort of white substance... It must be ecto-plasm!
Joe: That's just flour! *LT*
Nathaniel: You're right Curley Steve! And look over there, it's one of the Ghost's evil undead spawn babies!
Joe: That's a gopher! *LT*
Nathaniel: Not if I can help it it's not! *Smashes gopher with Mercury Chain* *LT*
Curley Steve: Nice arm Emmanuel!
Nathaniel: Nathaniel
Curley Steve: Whatever *LT*
*Transition scene featuring gopher*
Sammy: Hey Dropwell Adams! *LT* Check out this clue I found! It's a flaslight, and a piece of sand paper!
Kimiko: Isn't that the same flashlight you had earlier and a piece of sand paper you stole from Patch? *LT*
Sammy: Of course not! *LT*
Dropwell Adams: Who carries sand paper on their person? *LT*
Sammy: Evidently a ghost! *LT* I think I've got this mystery all figured out. To the batcave!
*Transition scene featuring batcave*
Sammy:.........Nothing happened *LT*
Kimiko: Well duh just shouting "To the batcave!" Won't actually take us t-
*Transition scene featuring batcave*
*Everyone is in the batcave*
Kimiko: Oh... *LT* As you were
Sammy: Lady-spoons and Gelly-ladles, I believe I have solved this mystery!
*Ghost appears*
Jazzset Flightmanual: Sweet Appleteens! The ghost is here!
Curley Steve: Cheese it! *LT*
Sammy: No! Wait! *Picks up a watermelon*
Ghost: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Falls down*
Raimundo: Was that a watermelon? *LT*
Sammy: Now to see who the ghost really is! *Unmasks to reveal Master Fung*
Everyone: Master Fung?
Sammy: That's right! You see, Master Fung was using the temple to mine for diamonds in a secluded area beneath us. He used the ghost to scare us away!
Raimundo: That still doesn't explain why you picked up a watermelon *LT*
Sammy: Yep! This mystery is solved! *LT*
Dropwell Adams: And what about all those clues? The flour, the sandpaper, the flashlight, what did they have to do with anything? *LT*
Sammy: Everything turned out A-OK! *LT*
Joe: And why in the deep reaches of hell would Master Fung dress up like a ghost to scare us away from Diamond Mines? *LT*
Sammy: Yesiree! We're back to the status quo! *LT*
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Sammy: To the end credits!
*Transition scene featuring credits*
The Joe Show is filmed in front of a live studio audience, and by live we mean dead. And by audience we mean three pidgeons. And by filmed we mean looked at through a can. Good night everybody!
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