The Crossover Channel

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Yes, the crossover channel; including such hit shows as...

• One Piece Runner: After a huge explosion, the Straw-Hats are apparently killed. However, they weren't supposed to. So, until the Grim Alliance can sort this out, they're staying in another dimension; tune in for laughs!
  
• Eye for the Cartoon-Guy: Tune in as Goku, Weird Al, and Adam West help cartoon-types improve their shows!
  
• Days of Their Lives: The sope opera with the mostest! Tune in for suspense, drama, bad acting, and drama!
  

One Piece Runner

Episode 1:
The Day We Might Have Died

LT=Laugh Track
WO=That Love "Whoop whoop" noise
AP=Applause

*On the Thousand Sunny; Luffy is trying to break into the locked fridge with a crowbar*

Luffy: Come, on; I need food! *LT*

Sanji: *walks in* Luffy!

Luffy: AHHH! *drops crowbar; LT*

Sanji: What are you doing?!

Luffy: Um... trying to open the fridge with a crowbar? *LT*

Sanji: I'm surprised you don't just eat the fridge! *LT*

Luffy: I hadn't thought of that. *Louder LT; applause*

*scene change; a nearby island's lab*

Scientist: 'Sup, my dawgs? *LT*

Guest Star George Lopez: *pops up from behind brick wall; AP* What is it, moron?! *LT*

Scientist: I just invented something that blows junk up! *LT*

George Lopez: Why?

Scientist: Because! *LT*

George Lopez: Will, where is it?

Scientist: *looks around; whispers* It's in my lungs. *LT*

George Lopez: Why would you put something that powerful in your lungs?!

Scientist: Because! *LT* It's triggered whenever I breathe.

George Lopez: What?! Then shouldn't stuff be blowing up by now?!

Scientist: Nope; I haven't breathed for nigh on two hours. *LT*

George Lopez: ...You know, that probably means you're going to die.

Scientist: Oh, crap! *LT; takes a breath*

*scene change; the Thousand Sunny; Ussop and Chopper are playing cards*

Ussop: Chopper, do you have... any 4's?

Chopper: Nope.

Ussop: Any 2's?

Chopper: No.

Ussop: Any 42's?! *LT*

Chopper: Ussop, those don't ex-- *explosion kills them all midsentance; LT*

*scene change; the Aftuh-Life. A bunch of Grim Reapers are gathered around, playing cards*

Reaper 1: Any 42's?! *LT*

Reaper 2: Dude, those don't ex-- *Straw-Hats fall from sky and crush him; LT* Ow... you broke my most of me. *LT*

Zolo: Where the hell are we?

Monster: Hey, man, you're, like, in the Aftuh-Life! *LT*

Robin: Don't you mean the Afterlife? *LT*

Monster: Maybe where you're from. *LT*

Luffy: No, I can't be dead! I'll never be King of the Pirates... and I'll miss too many meals. *LT*

Reaper 3: Hmm... *checks book* I don't think you were scheduled to die...

Reaper 4: Doesn't matter; they died, now let's kick them into Hell. *LT*

Reaper 1: Don't you mean Heaven or Hell?

Reaper 4: No. *LT*

Franky: Uh, what about--

Reaper 90: Listen, we'll decide whether you're dead or not later; until then, you can stay in another dimension. Bye.

Ussop: But--

Reaper 90: BYE! *thunder sends the Straw-Hats away; LT* Alright; now whose turn was it? *LT*

*scene change; by the stick. Strong Bad is in the middle of a conversation with the Cheat*

Strong Bad: Nah, they'll never find the DNA evidence, if you ask me. *Straw-Hats appear* What in Crap's crap?! *LT*

Sanji: Hey, I'm the crap-sayer! *LT*

Strong Bad: Who the heck are you guys? Some sorta interdimensional Girl Scouts... *LT* and their pet racoon? *Louder LT*

Chopper: I'm a rein-- *sees the Cheat* what the heck is that?! *LT*

The Cheat: *Cheat-noises; LT*

Chopper: What a weirdo, right Ussop?

Ussop: That depends... which one are you? *LT* I can't really tell you apart. *Louder LT*

Strong Bad: It is uncanny, isn't it? *LT*

Homestar: *walks in backwards; box on head* Hi, Strong Bad; Hi, the Cheese. *LT; Homestar sees Luffy* Hey, Coach Z; *LT; Homestar sees Franky* Hi, Bubs; *Homestar sees Chopper* Hi, the Cheese. *Louder LT*

End of Edipodes Escpidope The First Show



Whadda y'all wanna see next?

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OMG EPISODE 2!

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Fine! Maybe I will!

One Piece Runner

Episode 2:
Gettin' Used to Crap 'Round Here

LT=Laugh Track
WO=That Love "Whoop whoop" noise
AP=Applause


*behind Bubs' Concession Stand; the Straw-Hats are busy setting up newspapers to be their houses*

Ussop: Remind me why we can't just stay at a real house?

Nami: Because those cost real money! *LT*

Sanji: *Love-mode* Listen to Nami! She's always right! Even when she's wrong! *LT; WO*

Bubs: *not seen* Hey! *pops out of the back of the concession stand; LT* Flirting with peoples costs five dollars. Fifteen dollars! TWENTY DOLLARS! *LT; AP*

Nami: Do you charge people for everything?

Bubs: If I answer that question it'll cost ya five dollars. *LT*

*scene change; Luffy, Zolo, Homestar, and Coach Z are in the locker room*

Coach Z: Homestar, these are your new teammates on the torm. *LT* This is Zolo... and that's Lorfy. *LT; AP*

Zolo: It's 'Luffy.'

Coach Z: Yeah, atta boy there, Zolo. *pats Zolo's butt; LT*

Zolo: HEY! *LT*

Luffy: So what sports do you guys play?

Homestar: Oh, you know; ball-sports. *LT*

Zolo: So... you play sports with balls?

Homestar: I know! Can you believe it? *LT*

Luffy: *whispering to Zolo* This guy's kinda dumb. *LT*

Zolo: *to himself* You know someone's a moron if our captain thinks he is... *LT*

Homestar: *overhearring what Zolo said* Yeah, you're probably right. *LT* So, guys... I was thinkin' I'd head over to Generic Night Club tonight. Wanna join me? It's ladies' night! They've got fake palm trees! *LT*

*scene-change; Franky's gotten lost and is standing around the Stick*

Franky: Man... *looks at stick* Is this the only thing out here? *LT; Homsar walks up; AP* Oh, hey, man; I don't suppose you know if there're any houses or buildings anywhere nearby, would you?

Homsar: AaAAaaAAaaAAaa! If you build it, they will come. *LT*

Franky: So... you're saying I should build a giant hotel/ casino and charge people admission to get in?! *LT*

Homsar: AaAAaaAAaaAAaa! Your face is a semitone apart! *LT*

Franky: Thanks, short-man! *LT*

*Time-skip; Franky has built a giant building with the words 'Franky Inn' as the name*

Strong Bad: *walks up* Hey, freak. *LT* What're you... um... doing?

Franky: I've built a--

Homestar: *suddenly jumps in* Di-Da-Do, Di-Da-Do, Di-Da-DEEEE! *LT* Hey, guys. *Looks at the Franky Inn* What is that?

Franky: This is--

Homestar: What is that?! *LT*

Franky: *waits a bit* This is the Franky Inn.

Strong Bad: So? *LT*

Franky: So it's th only building I can see! *LT*

Strong Bad: So? *LT*

Homestar: I like it-- I'm going to go dance in it! *LT; Homestar runs into the Inn*

Franky: No, the support frames'll collapse and you'll-- *Inn carshes down; LT*

Strong Bad: *laughing* Oh, that was priceless; man. *LT*

Franky: *angrily punches Strong Bad into the rubble; LT*


End of the 2nd Thing

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One Piece Runner

Episode 3:
Dangeresque 3.9

LT=Laugh Track
WO=That Love "Whoop whoop" noise
AP=Applause

*Dangeresque theme plays in the background throughout; title-screen reads 'Dangeresque 3.9: The Kingpin Limit'*

*Scene change; the Gremlin. Strong Bad is behind the wheel, pretending to drive it, dressed as Dangeresque. Bubs can be heard making driving SFX*

(Note: All characters, when acting, speak dryly*

Strong Bad: *imitating phone ringing* Ring, ring. *LT* That sounds like my cell-u-lahr phone. Someone's probably calling me. *takes out a milk carton and holds it to his ear; LT* Hello?

*Split screen; Coach Z, dressed as Renaldo, is in Dangeresque's office on a phone*

Coach Z: Bad news, Dangeresque; it seems your evil twin brother, Doctoresque, has escaped from prison. He's stolen the Pantsifier! *LT* With it, he can power his Dorms-Day device *LT* and take over the world!

Strong Bad: Doctoresque?! This is bad news, Co-- Renaldo! *LT* Put on Jahob!

*Coach Z is replaced by Ussop, who is wearing a false mustache and standing behind Bubs' concession stand and talking into a walkie-talkie; LT*

Ussop: *to the camera-man* Okay, now? Now? *LT* Alright. Uh... *In ridiculous Russian accent* Hello? *LT*

Strong Bad: Jahob; it's my evil twin, Doctoresque. He's stolen the... the thing! *LT*

Ussop: Oh, no, that's terrible! I'll get Dangeresque Too and meet you in... uh... S-Seattle. *LT*

Strong Bad: Seattle, eh? Alright, Jacob-- Jahob. I'll meet you there. *LT* And bring some Goldifsh! *LT*

*scene change; Strong Bad, Ussop, and Homestar (Dressed as Dangeresque Too) are gathered around the stick, which has a sign on it that reads "Istanbul Seattle"*

Homestar: So youw evil twin has escaped fwom pwison, eh Stwong Bad?

Strong Bad: *whispering* It's Dangeresuqe, stupid! *LT* *Not whispering* That's right, Dangeresque. Doctoresque will probably use that doomsday device of his to take over the world, and make all girls wear one-pieces!

Sanji: *From behind the camera* NO! *LT*

*Cut*

Strong Bad: -- wear one-pieces! *LT*

Ussop: He must be stopped at all costs!

Strong Bad: That's right; but first we need to find out where he is.

Homestar: *halfway into Strong Bad's sentance* Fiwst we need to find out whewe he is. *LT* Oh, sowwy, man. My bad. *LT*

*Cut*

Strong Bad: --where he is.

*camera moves to include Strong Sad in the shot; he is reading and obviously not involved in the movie*

Ussop: *points at Strong Sad* Look! It's one of Doctoresque's henchmen; let's interrogate him. *LT*

*they walk up to Strong Sad, who doesn't notice them and continues reading*

Strong Bad: *loudly* Where's Doctoresque hiding out?

Strong Sad: *screams and drops book. LT. He runs offscreen in a panic*

Strong Bad: *looks at camera nervously* Uh... c-cut.

END OF PART 1!

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Go One Piece Runner Go

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Part 1's done.

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Wahoo!