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Post by Leo Leonardo on May 14, 2006 5:54:35 GMT -5
This is where you can do funny Xiaolin Showdown Quotes Example:
(The boys are already dressed but Kimiko isn't)
Omi: I shall see what is keeping her.
Rai: I wouldn't do that if I were (Notices Omi is already gone) of course.
*Scean Change: Doorway to Kimiko's room*
Omi: Kimiko we would like you to join (His eyes widen in wonder and confusment)
Kimi: What was that Omi... I wasn't listening (Sees Omi staring at her) GET OUT OF MY ROOM YOU LITTLE PERV!
(Back with Rai and Clay)
Omi: (Muttering) That must be why girls swim so well they have built in floatation devices! And what in the name of Shen Gong Wu is a perv?
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Post by twilighttrinity on May 14, 2006 7:29:39 GMT -5
OK that's just WRONG!!!!!!!!
Slightly funny I suppose, but WRONG!!!!!!!
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Post by Omiclock on May 14, 2006 8:17:06 GMT -5
WRONG!
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Post by Leo Leonardo on May 14, 2006 8:41:23 GMT -5
Heres another:
(Kimiko is using the Eye of Dashi and Shadow of Fear to look into the villain's dreams.)
Wuya's:
Announcer: And now presenting the new Miss China...Wuya!
(In the audience jungle cats are eating Chase)
Bean: Wuya! You're a doll!
Wuya: Thank you, thank you!
Bean's:
(A piece of brocoli wearing lipstick is sitting on a beach, the lipstick is not moving and has no humanoid features. It is however wearing a swim-suit.)
Chase:
(Wuya, Jack and Bean are running around, all of them are on fire.)
Jack:
(Jack is having a speech of his plan of world domination to a huge crowd of people)
(4 HOURS LATER)
Jack:......AND THATS WHY I SHOULD BE THE RULER OF THE WORLD!!!
(Crowd Cheers)
(Omi runs across stage and takes his trousers showing only boxers with rainbows and butterflys on)
Man:LOOK AT THAT KIDS SHORTS HA HA HAAAA
Another Man:GET HIM!!!
Jack:AAAHHHHHHHHHH!!
(Crowd chases Jack with torchs and pitchforks)
(Jack runs with tears in his eyes)
Jack:DAMN YOU OMI,DAMN YOU!!!!!!
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Post by Leo Leonardo on May 14, 2006 9:00:05 GMT -5
......And Another ENJOY:
*It is the final fight. The setting is a barren battlefield. Chase, Wuya, Master Monk Guan, Omi, Kimiko and Raimundo have already been knocked down, the only ones left standing are Clay, Hannibal Bean and Jack(by pure dumb luck). Clay and H.B. are facing off against eachother. Jack's watching and wimpering.*
H.B: Is this the best the mighty xiaolin monks could do? All their warriors down except one weak cowboy.
Clay: Ah am not weak!
H.B: That may be true dear boy, but you'll never be as powerful as me!
Omi(weakly): You can do it Clay! Distract him with one of your colourful metaphors!
H.B: This is the end! Moby morphor!
*H.B. transforms into a giant version of himself, and easily swats Clay to the side into a bolder. Clay tries to get back up, but falls to the ground, too weak to fight anymore. H.B. transforms back to his normal bean-sized self.*
H.B: Mwahahaha! Now the world belongs to me!
*Jack looks at H.B. frowning, then smirks as he gets an idea. He walks over to H.B. and looks down at him.*
H.B: What do you want little momma's boy, come to grovel at my fe-ARGGGHHHH!!!!
*Jack raises his foot and brings it down hard on H.B. with a comical 'Squish'. He raises his foot to look at the bottom of his shoe, all that remains of H.B. is a red spattery mess.*
Kimiko: Did Jack just?
Wuya: He just defeated Hannibal Roy Bean!
Raimundo: ...Why didn't we think of doing that?
*Jack grins and gives a thumb up*
Narrator: And once again, the day is saved by Jack Spicer, Evil Boy Genius! Or is it genious?...
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Post by Omiclock on May 14, 2006 9:07:09 GMT -5
OK then....
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Post by Leo Leonardo on May 14, 2006 9:10:18 GMT -5
Thank You Thank You I am the Quote Master
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Post by Josh Spicer on May 14, 2006 15:58:59 GMT -5
The last one wasn't funny, the first one was just kinda' perverted, the 2nd one is just stupid.
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Post by bahamut1993 on May 14, 2006 17:55:17 GMT -5
This is pretty bad, but whatever...
Omi and Raimundo are playing chess.
Rai: My rook takes your pawn.
Omi: (First time playing chess) How dare you attack my comrade! I must avenge him! Water! *Omi blasts Raimundo with dish water.*
Rai: *Grunting* Watch out Omi, or you'll get the bad end of the Bishop! *Rai pokes Omi with the Bishop alot.*
*Kimiko walks in.*
Kim: What are you guys doing?
Omi: Do not attempt to help Kimiko, for if my mighty upper-body strength could not defeat the great, yet immobile rook, then surely yours could not!
Kim: WHAT?! *Kimiko grabs chess pieces and starts hurling them in Raimundo and Omi's direction.*
Rai: HUMAN SHIELD, HUMAN SHIELD! *Rai grabs Omi and holds him up to protect himself.*
Omi: *Gets hit in the groin.* Oh... My waist is in much pain... *Gets hit in the ear hard.* However, thankfully I do not remember the definition of the word pain...
Yes everyone, you may boo now.
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Post by Omiclock on May 15, 2006 10:38:24 GMT -5
Boo
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Post by Leo on May 15, 2006 12:20:15 GMT -5
Got another one:
XS American Idol Partners
Judges: Chase, Dojo, Jack
Rai&Kim: I ain't ever had nobody show me all the things that you do, show me in a special way I feel when you hold me, we will always be together baby that's what you told me and I believe it, cause I ain't ever had nobody do me like you.
Jack: Aw isn't tyhat lovely, Kim and Rai, sitting in a tree K-I-S-S
Kim: Wudai Mars Fire
Jack: (burnt to a crisp)
Chase: I think he's dead. (Jack craps himself) Yep he's dead.
Wuya: I believe in dreaming, and shooting for the stars
Omi: Baby to be number one, you've got to raise the bar.
Wuya: Kicking and scratching, driving out my best
Omi: Anything it takes to climb the ladder of success
Chase: That was better than exspected
Jessie&Clay: Some people want it...
Chase: Next
Clay: Why do you keep doing this to me.
Chase: Cause Red-neck hicks like you, can't sing for squat. You take every song you sing and just step on it.
Clay: Wudai Crator Earth(Sends giant rock spikes at Chase)
Dojo: They're dead, both of the judges are dead. that means I'm the only one. YES!!! There can be only one( pulls out a sword and is struck by lightning)I'm okay(drops dead)
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Post by twilighttrinity on May 15, 2006 13:55:16 GMT -5
That one was kinda funny. Here's mine
(Raimundo is watching football on tv. Omi walks in)
Omi: What are you regarding, raimundo?
Rai: I'm WATCHING the football. It's not Brazil playing though, so I'm voting for the next best.
Omi: So who's playing?
Rai: Trinidad and Tobago
Omi: And which one are you supporting?
Rai: ... Trinidad and Tobago.
Omi: Ah, I see... bushing your bets as usual! Don't worry, Raimundo, this just proves that you are not worthy to be xiaolin leader, as I keep telling Master Fung...
Rai: No, I don't think you get it, you see, the team is called Trinidad and Tobago.
Omi: ...so who are the ones in white?
Rai: That's Trinidad and Tobago...
Omi: And who's in green?
Rai: That's their goalkeeper...
Omi: And the man in yellow...
Rai: ... is the referee.
Omi: So remind me again, why are you supporting the people with two names?
Rai: A. they don't have two names. Well they do but then so does eveyone. B. I'm supporting them because they're the only decent team in this group.
Omi: What's a group?
Rai: *sigh* Never mind...
Omi: So who else is playing?
Rai: Some new team called 'Old Caperville'... go figure.
Omi: Go figure what?
Rai: *sigh* Do you even realise that the match has finished?
Omi: Ah, I thought there was a reason that they were all taking of their shirts. They are silly, it is raining!
Rai: *sigh again* Do you even know how to play football?
Omi: They were playing football?
Rai: *sigh* This could take some time...
Omi: *picks up TV mag* So, can we watch the International Soccer Championship: TT vs OC now?
Rai: ... *turns off TV and walks away*
Omi: Ha! Now Raimundo is gone I can take his place as Xiaolin Leader!! Hahahaha!!
Rai: *shouts back* I would point out that I can still hear you, but it would make that plan any less pathetic. I'm gonna go snatch the Golder Tiger Claws and go beat up Spicer for a while, you comin' Kim?
Kim: Yeah sure, why not!
Rai&Kim Fanboy: Ha! I knew it! Rai&Kim 4 eva- *gets blasted into oblivion by the sensible people of the world*
Not that funny I know, but hey I tried
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Post by bahamut1993 on May 15, 2006 14:05:01 GMT -5
funnier than mine
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Post by Omiclock on May 15, 2006 14:07:38 GMT -5
Thank you for that final line of intelligence TT
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Post by Leo on May 16, 2006 15:26:25 GMT -5
Me again:
(in a mini-van, Chase (driving), Jack (passengers seat), and the Warriors (in back) go to the Drive Thru at McDonalds)
Speaker Person: May I take your order?
Chase: I'll have a Big Mac with a Diet Coke! (turns to others) Make it quick! (everyone tells him what they wanted, he gives order)
Jack: I WANNA TALK IN THE SPEAKER THING!!
Chase: (to speaker) Make that Double Cheeseburger into just a Cheeseburger.
Jack: (lunges toward Chase's window) LET ME!!
Chase: (pushes with one hand on Jack's face, keeping him away from the window) I'm sorry, did I say a Cheeseburger? I meant a four piece McNugget Happy Meal.
Jack: YOU SUCK!!
Chase: With a small orange drink. No fries and a Barney Toy.
Speaker Person: That'll be (indistinct babble). Drive to the second window.
Chase: (does so, smirking)
Jack: (folds arms, glares at Chase) I hate you.
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