Post by Leo Leonardo on Jun 16, 2006 10:00:08 GMT -5
Me: ok before I tell the dark secret, let’s have a reunion with your inner selves’ xiaolin monks!
Xiaolin monks: huh?
Me: using the tiger claws, I will bring a couple of interesting characters for a family reunion
Everyone:?
Me: TIGER CLAWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! First up Kimiko’s inner self!
Mandy from the Billy Adventures of Billy and Mandy, Raven from Teen Titans, Vicky and Tootie from the Fairly Odd Parents, Sam from Danny Phantom and Yumi from HiHiPuffi AmiYumi come out
Kimiko: ok…… this is weird
Mandy: you said it, where the heck am I?
Raven: uh…. This isn’t the Titan’s Tower
Everyone except Kimiko’s innerselfs:
Me: Next, Raimundo!!!! Spongebob Squarepants, and Eduardo from Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends come
Kimiko: I knew it! Raimundo did sound like Spongebob Squarepants when he laughs!
Spongebob: bahahaha
Rai: shut up dude!
Eduardo: I like potatoes
Me: ok Clay!
Twinkle the Marvel Horse from Barbarian, and Raj the Elephant from Camp Lazlo come
Raj: Lazlo?!!!!!!! Where am I AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Twinkle: hey I was going to the bathroom in my kennel
Me: ok I don’t have time to export everyone else’s inner selves, but I will tell you Jack Spicer is also Dave the Barbarian, now what you have all been waiting for… TIGER CLAWS!!!!!!!! Omi! Stewie from Family Guy, Timmy Turner from the Fairly Oddparents, Princess Clara from Drawn Together, and Bubbles from the PowderPuff Girls come
Me: well everyone have you figured it out?
Everyone: -_-
Omi: Oh My God!
Me: (smirking evilly) yes Omi the dark secret!
Omi: Oh My God!
Me: Yes! Yes! You figured it out! MUHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
Omi: Oh my god……….. A penny!
Rai: (smacks Omi) retard, so what’s the secret?
Me: you’re kidding right? OMG I’m not even going to answer that
Jack: (screams as everyone turns around to face him) OH MY GOD! OMI IS A GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone except Omi’s innerselves: o_0…… AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rai: ok that is the most messed up thing in my life
Wuya: nothing will ever surprise me ever again
Bubbles: hehehe
Jack: ha! I was the only one who figured it out, see Wuya? In your face! (Singing) I’m a genius!
Me: or because you used the mind reading shen gon wu on me you retard (I slap him)
Omi: aww man now I can’t make Kimiko like me
Kimiko: o_0……. I WOULD NEVER LIKE YOU ANYWAY YOU SICK PERVERTED LESBIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone else: (scared) uh yeah what she said
Me: ok enough sickness for today, who’s up for karaoke?
Everyone: WE ARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TO BE CONTINUED…
Me: ok let's go xiaoli- I mean American Idol!
This week: the best week ever- COUPLES!
Your host, me! Judges, Mandy, Stewie and Spongebob lets get this thing started! First off, Jack the “evil genius” and Wuya
Jack/Wuya: Where'd you go?
I miss you so
Seems like its been forever that you've been gone
She said some days I feel like ****
Somedays I wanna quit and just be normal for a bit
I don't understand why you have to always be gone
I get along but your trips always feel so long
And I find myself trying to stay by the phone
Because your voice always helps me when I feel so alone
But I feel like an idiot, working my day around a call
And when I pick up I don't have much to say, so
I want you to know it's a little **** up that
I'm stuck here waiting, at times debating
Telling you that I've had it with you and your career
Me and the rest of the family here singing
Where'd you go?
I miss you so
Seems like it's been forever that you've been gone
Where'd you go?
I miss you so
Seems like it's been forever that you've been gone
Please
Come back home
You know, the place where you used to live
Used to barbeque our burgers and ribs
Used to have a little party every halloween
with candy by the pile but now
you only stop by every once in a while
And I'll tell you
I'm stuck here waiting, at times debating
Telling you that I've had it with you and your career
Me and the rest of the family here singing
Where'd you go?
I miss you so
Seems like its been forever that you've been gone
Where'd you go?
I miss you so
Seems like its been forever that you've been gone
Please Come back home
Please Come back home
Please Come back home
Please Come back home
Please Come back home
Mandy: (after she is done twitching) u guys suck HARD
Stewie: when I rule the world amateurs like you will be dead! You too mother!
Spongebob: YOU GUYS ARE NOT READY!!!!!!!
Me: Next
Clay/ Jesse: We are Barbie girls in a…
Stewie: ok stop it right there before I am forced to puke all over the stage, drag you by you tacky clothing, take you to my room and-
Mandy: I think what he is trying to say is…. You SUCK
Stewie: (mumbling) yeah whatever
Clay: I knew I should have gone back to Broke Back Mountain, but nooooooooooo
Jesse: That’s because that movie is only for Barbie obsessed gay freaks!
Clay what’s your point?
Omi/ Dojo: I ain’t never had nobody show me all the things that you show me in that special way I feel when you hold me baby we will always be together that the truth, I ain’t never had nobody do me like you
Judges: (twitching and Stewie barfing)
Omi: what? I’m a girl remember?
Dojo: yea what’s wrong with me liking him, her, I mean him, I mean really what are you Omi?
Spongebob: homosexual
Me: before I kill myself after that experience, SECURITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Security takes Omi and Dojo away)
Kimiko/Rai:
Kimiko: Am I throwing you off?
Rai: Nope
Kimiko: Didn’t think so
Rai: How you doin’ young lady
That feelin’ that you givin’ really drives me crazy
You don’t haveta play about the joke
I was at a loss of words first time that we spoke
Kimiko: Looking for a girl that’ll treat you right
You lookin’ for her in the day time with the light
You might be the type if I play my cards right
I'll find out by the end of the night
You expect me to let you just let you hit it
But will you still respect me if you get it
Rai: All I can do is try, gimme one chance
What’s the problem I don’t see no ring on your hand
I be the first to admit it, I’m curious about you, you seem so innocent
Kimiko: You wanna get in my world, get lost in it
Boy I’m tired of running, lets walk for a minute
Chorus- (Dojo and Omi)
Promiscuous girl
Wherever you are
I’m all alone
And it's you that I want
Kimiko : Promiscuous boy
You already know
That I’m all yours
What you waiting for?
Rai: Promiscuous girl
You're teasing me
You know what I want
And I got what you need
Kimiko: Promiscuous boy
Let's get to the point
Cause we're on a roll
Are you ready?
Roses are red
Some diamonds are blue
Chivalry is dead
But you're still kinda cute
Rai: Hey! I can't keep my mind off you
Where you at, do you mind if I come through
Kimiko: I’m out of this world come with me to my planet
Get you on my level do you think that you can handle it?
Rai: They call me Thomas
last name Crown
Recognize game
I'm a lay mine's down
Kimiko: I'm a big girl I can handle myself
But if I get lonely I’ma need your help
Pay attention to me I don't talk for my health
Rai: I want you on my team
Kimiko: So does everybody else.
Baby we can keep it on the low
Let your guard down ain’t nobody gotta know
If you with it girl I know a place we can go
Kimiko: What kind of girl do you take me for?
Rai: Don't be mad, don't get mean
Kimiko: Don't get mad, don't be mean
Rai: Hey! Don't be mad, don't get mean
Kimiko: Don't get mad, don't be mean
Rai: Wait! I don't mean no harm
I can see you with my t-shirt on
I can see you with nothing on
feeling on me before you bring that on
Bring that on
Kimiko: You know what I mean
Rai: Girl, I’m a freak you shouldn't say those things
I’m only trying to get inside your brain
To see if you can work me the way you say
Rai: It's okay, it's alright
I got something that you gon' like
Rai: Hey is that the truth or are you talking trash
Is your game M.V.P. like Steve Nash
Chorus-
Promiscuous Girl
Wherever you are
I’m all alone
And its you that I want
Kimiko: Promiscuous Boy
I'm calling your name
But you're driving me crazy
The way you're making me wait
Rai: Promiscuous Girl
You're teasing me
You know what I want
And I got what you need
Kimiko: Promiscuous Boy
We're one in the same
So we don't gotta play games no more
Mandy: that wasn’t half bad! Finally a song that is not from High School Musical
Stewie: you’re just saying that because she is your inner self, amateur
Mandy: SAY THAT TO MY FACE B*TCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Spongebob: guys guys, (singing the F-U-N song) F is for friends who do stuff together
Mandy: F is for shut the F**** up!
Stewie: hey how can he breathe when he is out of water?
Mandy: I don't know but should that stop him from us strangling him?
Stewie: ;D
Me: yo guys! Take this outside!
Stewie: sorry, ok you did great Kim Possible, see ya in my crib later?
Kimiko: It’s Kimiko and who the hell is Kim Possible?
Rai: and I better not hear you ask her that again you bast**d
Me: that’s it shows over. This has been one weird episode
Kim Possible: hey what’s the sich?
(everyone looks at her since she came out of nowhere)
Me: KILL HER
(just as everyone is about to attack) Stewie: can I rape her too?
Everyone except me: o_0
Me: OK!!!!!!!!!!!
Xiaolin monks: huh?
Me: using the tiger claws, I will bring a couple of interesting characters for a family reunion
Everyone:?
Me: TIGER CLAWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! First up Kimiko’s inner self!
Mandy from the Billy Adventures of Billy and Mandy, Raven from Teen Titans, Vicky and Tootie from the Fairly Odd Parents, Sam from Danny Phantom and Yumi from HiHiPuffi AmiYumi come out
Kimiko: ok…… this is weird
Mandy: you said it, where the heck am I?
Raven: uh…. This isn’t the Titan’s Tower
Everyone except Kimiko’s innerselfs:
Me: Next, Raimundo!!!! Spongebob Squarepants, and Eduardo from Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends come
Kimiko: I knew it! Raimundo did sound like Spongebob Squarepants when he laughs!
Spongebob: bahahaha
Rai: shut up dude!
Eduardo: I like potatoes
Me: ok Clay!
Twinkle the Marvel Horse from Barbarian, and Raj the Elephant from Camp Lazlo come
Raj: Lazlo?!!!!!!! Where am I AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Twinkle: hey I was going to the bathroom in my kennel
Me: ok I don’t have time to export everyone else’s inner selves, but I will tell you Jack Spicer is also Dave the Barbarian, now what you have all been waiting for… TIGER CLAWS!!!!!!!! Omi! Stewie from Family Guy, Timmy Turner from the Fairly Oddparents, Princess Clara from Drawn Together, and Bubbles from the PowderPuff Girls come
Me: well everyone have you figured it out?
Everyone: -_-
Omi: Oh My God!
Me: (smirking evilly) yes Omi the dark secret!
Omi: Oh My God!
Me: Yes! Yes! You figured it out! MUHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
Omi: Oh my god……….. A penny!
Rai: (smacks Omi) retard, so what’s the secret?
Me: you’re kidding right? OMG I’m not even going to answer that
Jack: (screams as everyone turns around to face him) OH MY GOD! OMI IS A GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone except Omi’s innerselves: o_0…… AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rai: ok that is the most messed up thing in my life
Wuya: nothing will ever surprise me ever again
Bubbles: hehehe
Jack: ha! I was the only one who figured it out, see Wuya? In your face! (Singing) I’m a genius!
Me: or because you used the mind reading shen gon wu on me you retard (I slap him)
Omi: aww man now I can’t make Kimiko like me
Kimiko: o_0……. I WOULD NEVER LIKE YOU ANYWAY YOU SICK PERVERTED LESBIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone else: (scared) uh yeah what she said
Me: ok enough sickness for today, who’s up for karaoke?
Everyone: WE ARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TO BE CONTINUED…
Me: ok let's go xiaoli- I mean American Idol!
This week: the best week ever- COUPLES!
Your host, me! Judges, Mandy, Stewie and Spongebob lets get this thing started! First off, Jack the “evil genius” and Wuya
Jack/Wuya: Where'd you go?
I miss you so
Seems like its been forever that you've been gone
She said some days I feel like ****
Somedays I wanna quit and just be normal for a bit
I don't understand why you have to always be gone
I get along but your trips always feel so long
And I find myself trying to stay by the phone
Because your voice always helps me when I feel so alone
But I feel like an idiot, working my day around a call
And when I pick up I don't have much to say, so
I want you to know it's a little **** up that
I'm stuck here waiting, at times debating
Telling you that I've had it with you and your career
Me and the rest of the family here singing
Where'd you go?
I miss you so
Seems like it's been forever that you've been gone
Where'd you go?
I miss you so
Seems like it's been forever that you've been gone
Please
Come back home
You know, the place where you used to live
Used to barbeque our burgers and ribs
Used to have a little party every halloween
with candy by the pile but now
you only stop by every once in a while
And I'll tell you
I'm stuck here waiting, at times debating
Telling you that I've had it with you and your career
Me and the rest of the family here singing
Where'd you go?
I miss you so
Seems like its been forever that you've been gone
Where'd you go?
I miss you so
Seems like its been forever that you've been gone
Please Come back home
Please Come back home
Please Come back home
Please Come back home
Please Come back home
Mandy: (after she is done twitching) u guys suck HARD
Stewie: when I rule the world amateurs like you will be dead! You too mother!
Spongebob: YOU GUYS ARE NOT READY!!!!!!!
Me: Next
Clay/ Jesse: We are Barbie girls in a…
Stewie: ok stop it right there before I am forced to puke all over the stage, drag you by you tacky clothing, take you to my room and-
Mandy: I think what he is trying to say is…. You SUCK
Stewie: (mumbling) yeah whatever
Clay: I knew I should have gone back to Broke Back Mountain, but nooooooooooo
Jesse: That’s because that movie is only for Barbie obsessed gay freaks!
Clay what’s your point?
Omi/ Dojo: I ain’t never had nobody show me all the things that you show me in that special way I feel when you hold me baby we will always be together that the truth, I ain’t never had nobody do me like you
Judges: (twitching and Stewie barfing)
Omi: what? I’m a girl remember?
Dojo: yea what’s wrong with me liking him, her, I mean him, I mean really what are you Omi?
Spongebob: homosexual
Me: before I kill myself after that experience, SECURITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Security takes Omi and Dojo away)
Kimiko/Rai:
Kimiko: Am I throwing you off?
Rai: Nope
Kimiko: Didn’t think so
Rai: How you doin’ young lady
That feelin’ that you givin’ really drives me crazy
You don’t haveta play about the joke
I was at a loss of words first time that we spoke
Kimiko: Looking for a girl that’ll treat you right
You lookin’ for her in the day time with the light
You might be the type if I play my cards right
I'll find out by the end of the night
You expect me to let you just let you hit it
But will you still respect me if you get it
Rai: All I can do is try, gimme one chance
What’s the problem I don’t see no ring on your hand
I be the first to admit it, I’m curious about you, you seem so innocent
Kimiko: You wanna get in my world, get lost in it
Boy I’m tired of running, lets walk for a minute
Chorus- (Dojo and Omi)
Promiscuous girl
Wherever you are
I’m all alone
And it's you that I want
Kimiko : Promiscuous boy
You already know
That I’m all yours
What you waiting for?
Rai: Promiscuous girl
You're teasing me
You know what I want
And I got what you need
Kimiko: Promiscuous boy
Let's get to the point
Cause we're on a roll
Are you ready?
Roses are red
Some diamonds are blue
Chivalry is dead
But you're still kinda cute
Rai: Hey! I can't keep my mind off you
Where you at, do you mind if I come through
Kimiko: I’m out of this world come with me to my planet
Get you on my level do you think that you can handle it?
Rai: They call me Thomas
last name Crown
Recognize game
I'm a lay mine's down
Kimiko: I'm a big girl I can handle myself
But if I get lonely I’ma need your help
Pay attention to me I don't talk for my health
Rai: I want you on my team
Kimiko: So does everybody else.
Baby we can keep it on the low
Let your guard down ain’t nobody gotta know
If you with it girl I know a place we can go
Kimiko: What kind of girl do you take me for?
Rai: Don't be mad, don't get mean
Kimiko: Don't get mad, don't be mean
Rai: Hey! Don't be mad, don't get mean
Kimiko: Don't get mad, don't be mean
Rai: Wait! I don't mean no harm
I can see you with my t-shirt on
I can see you with nothing on
feeling on me before you bring that on
Bring that on
Kimiko: You know what I mean
Rai: Girl, I’m a freak you shouldn't say those things
I’m only trying to get inside your brain
To see if you can work me the way you say
Rai: It's okay, it's alright
I got something that you gon' like
Rai: Hey is that the truth or are you talking trash
Is your game M.V.P. like Steve Nash
Chorus-
Promiscuous Girl
Wherever you are
I’m all alone
And its you that I want
Kimiko: Promiscuous Boy
I'm calling your name
But you're driving me crazy
The way you're making me wait
Rai: Promiscuous Girl
You're teasing me
You know what I want
And I got what you need
Kimiko: Promiscuous Boy
We're one in the same
So we don't gotta play games no more
Mandy: that wasn’t half bad! Finally a song that is not from High School Musical
Stewie: you’re just saying that because she is your inner self, amateur
Mandy: SAY THAT TO MY FACE B*TCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Spongebob: guys guys, (singing the F-U-N song) F is for friends who do stuff together
Mandy: F is for shut the F**** up!
Stewie: hey how can he breathe when he is out of water?
Mandy: I don't know but should that stop him from us strangling him?
Stewie: ;D
Me: yo guys! Take this outside!
Stewie: sorry, ok you did great Kim Possible, see ya in my crib later?
Kimiko: It’s Kimiko and who the hell is Kim Possible?
Rai: and I better not hear you ask her that again you bast**d
Me: that’s it shows over. This has been one weird episode
Kim Possible: hey what’s the sich?
(everyone looks at her since she came out of nowhere)
Me: KILL HER
(just as everyone is about to attack) Stewie: can I rape her too?
Everyone except me: o_0
Me: OK!!!!!!!!!!!