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Post by Leo Leonardo on Jun 16, 2006 14:24:01 GMT -5
( everyone is at a kareoke party at chases place) Jack: this next song is very close to my heart ........my mother used to sng this to me once a year so please be very silent as i recite it.....*Clears Throat* Happy Birthday to Jack,Happy Birthday to Jack,Happy Birthday dear Jack....... Rai: Just when you thought he couldn't get any stupider Jack comes out with this. Chase: I agree Rai: You agree? Chase: Yes because my songs much better......... i'm to sexy for millan to sexy for milan, new york and japan.... Rai: This is not happening Omi: Yeah Rai: ? Omi: That's my song Rai: Kim: Whats up? Rai: Every one has lame songs Kim: I know Rai: Finally someone who aggrees with me Kim: Come on Clay it's time for our duet of Swan Lake( mutters to rai) i'm the prince isn't that great!!!(runs off with clay who is wearing a tutu) Rai: That's it i'm moving back to Brazil TADAAAAAAA!!!
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Post by Josh Spicer on Jun 16, 2006 14:42:28 GMT -5
That was somewhat funny, but mostly creepy.
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Post by Leo Leonardo on Jun 16, 2006 14:52:25 GMT -5
Ummmm Yeah I know
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Post by sanlong on Jun 16, 2006 15:01:36 GMT -5
That's right. Dance, GIR. Dance.
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Post by bahamut1993 on Jun 16, 2006 17:04:19 GMT -5
okay, I'm gonna take another crack at it.
Me and the four original monks are in a room. Me: Hey, ever wonder what your great-grandparents were like? Omi: Slightly, as I had never met any family of mine. Kimiko: Yah, sure. Clay: Why not? Rai: Nah, I'm not much for old folk. Me: Too bad. REVIVE! *All of the monks great-grandparents appeared before them* G-Omi: *looks exactly like Omi but wrinklier.* What? What is this? Where am I? Omi: It is I, oh great one, your great grandson. Omi G-Omi: Isn't that humorous? We have the same name. Estabon: (A.K.A. Rai's ggp) Hey? Wha? Who are you people? Rai: Hey geezer, I'm your great grand son. Now, if you'll excuse me, the soccer game is on. Estabo; n: WAIT JUST A MINUTE! *Inspects Raimundo.* You're a Pedrosa... I can tell. I can also tell you're a total slacker! Akikko: (Kim's ggm) In my day, we didn't have "electricity". We didn't even have HD entertainment stereo systems! Kim: O...K... Clay: Hey, where's my great grand pappy? Me: Sorry Clay, you were adopted, I can't find your great-grand-parents.
TBC.
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Post by Josh Spicer on Jun 16, 2006 17:25:45 GMT -5
The last part with Clay, I chuckled.
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Post by bahamut1993 on Jun 16, 2006 19:54:30 GMT -5
yay!
Part 2: Clay: What do ya mean I'm adopted? Me: Clay, ever notice that your mom told you the story that she named you Clay because she found you in a barrel of wet clay because she was explaining how she found you? And even then she never even called you Clay, she just said Bob, or Billy, or even Buckminsterfullerene? Clay: I thought theys were terms of endearment... Me: Also, did you ever notice the fact that your dad looks nothing like you? Clay: Well- Me: and that you have, on your birth certificate, a note saying ADOPTED, in big red letters? Omi: Okay, we get the point. Me: Who are you to talk? Your great-grand-pa was a proffessional bowling ball back in the day. G-Omi: It was a high paying job back then! Me: Riiiiiight... Anyway, the only normal oldperson here is Estabon. He was a member of A.S.S. the Anti Slave Society. Kim: What was wrong with Akikko? Me: Can't you see it? She has more facial hair than Estabon, and he was a member of B. A. S. T. A. R. D. the Beards Are So Totally Awesomly Righteous Denomination.
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Post by Josh Spicer on Jun 17, 2006 7:42:06 GMT -5
That one, was more funny than the first one, I gotta admit.
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Post by bahamut1993 on Jun 17, 2006 8:51:53 GMT -5
yah, I hoped so.
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Post by x on Jun 21, 2006 14:47:06 GMT -5
I feel bad for Kimiko.
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Post by bahamut1993 on Jun 21, 2006 15:36:31 GMT -5
heh
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