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Post by Josh Spicer on May 16, 2006 15:46:33 GMT -5
Thank you for that final line of intelligence TT That Intelligence is a lie, let the man who burned him be burned. *Courtesy of the Beginning of Monty Python: And the Holy Grail*
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Post by twilighttrinity on May 20, 2006 7:02:04 GMT -5
....um yeah the drive through one was funny
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Post by Omiclock on May 20, 2006 10:03:27 GMT -5
Yes that was funny
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Post by twilighttrinity on Jun 3, 2006 8:15:23 GMT -5
quite
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Post by x on Jun 10, 2006 16:33:43 GMT -5
The first one was.... WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by sanlong on Jun 10, 2006 16:57:26 GMT -5
Right... well, here's mine! It's Kimiko's answering machine!
Machine: Hi, this is Kimiko. I'm probably kicking Raimnudo's butt in Goo Zombies. Leave me a message. *beep*
Raimundo: Hi, Kimiko. This is Detective Nobody. *giggles* We're just calling to tell you, that we have your dad... down here at the police station. And he's dead. See, we shot him... because he was funny looking... and we shot him so he wouldn't get any more funny looking. So, if you could come down to the station and ID the body... there's not much left of him, cause we shot him with, like, thirty-six really big bullets. So, like I said... he's dead. *beep*
Omi: Hello Raimundo. I was just with Clay... and he said this funny joke. You see, he said this joke... and it was funny... and Clay said it... this funny joke... and it went... um... *beep*
Jack: Hi, Kimiko? I was just calling you to see what I should get my GIRLFRIEND, that's right, I... have one. She lives in... other country. Anyways, you've never met her and probably never will. And I was wondering if I should get her, like, flowers, or, I don't know, stolen works of art, cause I've got those lying around. And, anyways, she's my girlfriend and she's real. Not fake. Totally real. And I'm real. *beep*
Omi: Hello Kimiko. Clay just told me this funny joke. Clay said it... and, um, it was a joke... and I actually got it. And, I can't remember how it went, but, I will. I'll call you back. Beep! *beep*
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Post by Omiclock on Jun 11, 2006 7:36:30 GMT -5
Lol; Sanlong's was funny; the Raimundo one was the best "We shot him like 36 times with really big bullets"
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Post by sanlong on Jun 14, 2006 10:29:22 GMT -5
Kimiko: Hi, this is Kimiko. Leave me a message and I'll get back to you. Probably.
Raimundo: Hello, Kimiko. *giggles* This is Dr. Everybody. We just got your results back from the lab, and we regret to inform you... that you have problems. These are really serious problems, man. Anyways, you don't have much time left, so I suggest that you start giving away some of your stuff to people you know. Like, I don't know, your friends, or your Xiaolin Leader. Anyways, this was Dr. Everybody. *burst out in laughter* *beep*
Jermaine: Hey, Kimiko? It's Jermaine. Anyways, I was thinking that... well, it gets kind of lonely here in New York... and I was wondering if maybe you could come hang out sometime. Or maybe get something to eat, I don't know. Anyways, no need to tell Josh about this, right? *beep*
Josh: Hello, Kimiko. I just ran into Jermaine and he was acting really weird. He was asking me for your phone number, and if you're a deep thinker. Anyways, just felt like telling you he's probably going to call you. *beep*
Omi: Hello, Kimiko. I just called you to ask... maybe you'd like to go to a fast-food resteraunt with me. Maybe see a movie. Anyways, there is no need to tell Josh about this, right? *beep*
Josh: Hey, it's me again. Get this: Omi asked me for your number. I don't really know what's going on here, but... am I still your husband? *beep*
Raksha: MARRY ME. MARRY ME. MARRY ME! MARRY ME! *beep*
Raimundo: *trying to sound like a bunch of people at once* Hey, Kimiko! Hey, Kimiko! Hey, Kimiko! This is all your friends. This is all your friends. We're all your friends. We're just calling to say we hate you! We hate you! We hate you! You owe us all money! You owe us all money! You owe me ten bucks. She owes me twelve bucks! You said you'd bake us a cake. You said you'd bake us a cake. You said you'd bake us a cake. You said you'd bake us a cake. *rythmic clapping* You said you'd bake us cake. You said you'd bake us a cake. You said you'd bake us a cake. You said you'd bake us a cake. You said you'd bake us cake. You said you'd bake us a cake. You said you'd bake us a cake. You said you'd bake us a cake. You said you'd bake us cake. You said you'd bake us a cake. You said you'd bake us a cake. You said you'd bake us a cake. Bye! *beep*
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Post by Josh Spicer on Jun 14, 2006 11:12:57 GMT -5
Right, not funny.
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Post by Leo Leonardo on Jun 15, 2006 12:48:48 GMT -5
*the monks are looking at the make up quotes page* Rai: Why do they keep doing this to us? I mean that *points at me* has like, 300 posts. THAT'S worship! Kimiko: But wait look *points at Sanlong* that Sanlong has over 700 posts! Clay: Someone needs to get out more.... Omi: We should go to their houses and open up a can of whack-butt on them. Others: Rai: I think you mean whoop-a$$. Omi: That too. *the monks go to my house* Me: Yello? Omi: Why do you make such humiliating posts of us? Me: Cuz it's fun. You know what I can make you guys do? *Kimiko starts making out with me* Kim: *muffled* Hey! He's tonguing me!! Me: See? And I can also.... *Argent from Teen Titans appears and starts making out with Clay* Argent: *muffled* WTF? Omi: *starts bowing and kissing my feet* You are the master of all you survey! Me: ;D
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Post by Josh Spicer on Jun 15, 2006 12:50:37 GMT -5
Bite me
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Post by Leo Leonardo on Jun 15, 2006 12:53:18 GMT -5
At the Xiaolin temple, the monks are training as I walk in
Me: Hi guys
Omi: he has come into the temple, let us get him while he is on our worth
Raimundo: thats turf omi
the monks attack suddenly four of me appear knocking the monks back
Clay: What happened?
Me: this
I pull out the gemini blade
Dojo: the gemini blade allows the user to breifly be in several places at the same time
Kimiko: no fair!!
Master Fong walks in
Master Fong: what has happened here?
Raimundo: we just got our butts kicked by this guy
Master Fong: There no shame in a battle well fought
Me:(interupting) however the greatest victory is a battle not fought
Long pause
Raimundo: Dude! Leo just Fonged Master Fong
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Post by Josh Spicer on Jun 15, 2006 12:54:50 GMT -5
That one was could, and it's Master fUng
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Post by Leo Leonardo on Jun 15, 2006 13:28:34 GMT -5
kimiko: the internet is great' jack: for porn kimiko: I've got a fast connection so I dont have to wait jack: for porn kimiko: theres always some new sites jack: for porn kimiko: I browse all day and night jack: for porn kimiko: its like im surfing at the speed of light jack: for porn...the internets for porn kimiko: Jack!! jack: the internets for porn kimiko: what are you doing?! jack: why do you think the internet was born porn porn porn kimiko: JACK!!!!!!! jack: oh hi kimiko kimiko: you are ruining my song jack: oh sry I didnt mean too
kimiko:Well if you wouldnt mind please being quiet for a minute so i can finish? jack: me no talkie kimiko: good....I’m glad we have this new technology jack: for porn *puts his hands over his mouth* kimiko: Which gives us untold opportunity jack: for por.....opps sry kimiko: Right from you own desktop jack: for...*turns head* kimiko: You can research browse and shop Until you’ve had enough and your ready to stop jack: FOR PORN!!!! kimiko: JACK jack: The internet is for porn! kimiko: nooooooooooo jack: the internets for porn kimiko: jack jack: Im up all night honking me horn to porn, porn, porn! kimiko: that gross your a pervert jack: ah sticks n stones kimi kimiko: NO really, your a pervert Normal people don’t sit at home and look At porn on the internet jack: oooh? kimiko: what? jack: You have no idea Ready normal people? chase: ready rai: ready omi: ready clay: ready jack: okay let me hear it jack and the guys: The internet is for porn! rai: sorry kim jack and the guys: The internet is for porn! rai: I masturbate!
jack and teh others: All these guys unzip their flies For porn, porn, porn! kimiko: The internet is not for porn!! jack and the guys: PORN!, PORN, P--- kimiko: HOLD ON A SECOND! Now i know for a fact that you, chase, check your portfolio and trade stocks online chase: that correct kimiko: And clay, you buy things on Amazon.com clay: sure! kimiko: And omi, you keep selling your possesions on Ebay omi: yes I do kimiko: And rai, you sent me that sweet online birthday card rai: true jack: Oh, but Kim- What you think he do . . .after? hmm? rai:...yeah ^-^' kimiko:EEEWWWWW! jack and guys: The internet is for porn!
kimiko: Gross! jack and guys: The internet is for porn! kimiko: I hate porn jack and guys: Grab your dick and double click kimiko: I hate you men!! im leaving*storms off* jack: For porn, porn, porn! (harmonizing) porn, porn, porn, porn
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Post by Leo Leonardo on Jun 15, 2006 14:30:46 GMT -5
*kimiko, clay, me, and rai are watching jack and omi in a battle rap*
Kimiko: I bet 5 bucks on jack.
Me: i bet another 10 with ya on jack.
Rai: 20 more on jack.
Clay(with shades on):50 on omi.
Kimiko, me, and rai: your funeral.
*omi wins and jack crys like a baby*
kimiko: howd you know thatd happ... *takes off shades and shows crystal glasses* Knew it!
Me, rai, and kimiko: *start attacking clay*
Kimiko: Ok this is old.
Rai: Yeah you said it.
Me: Ok what now?
*we all beat up jack and omi next*
Kimiko to rai: Hey wait isnt this guy the same guy that makes fun of us all the time?
Rai: Yeah, but not as much as Sanlong...
*kimiko and Rai go and kill Sanlong*
Me: I miss sumthing?
Kimiko: No not really why?
Me: Uh, idk. *runs off and hides in room until rai and kimiko run in on me*
Kimiko: Are you ok?
Me: Idk why you ask? Rai: Because you ran off, duh.
Me: Oh yeah. good point.
Kimiko: So why did you run off?
Me: Because, ok you deserve the truth here, because... *goes pale* l... look b.ehin...d yo.....u!
*Kimiko and Rai look to see Wuya, Chase, HRB, amongst many other heylin warriors, oh yeah, and jack spicer and katnappe*
the three Xiaolin warriors: Ok attack!
*all three go after the heylin warriors and after a grueling fight not suited for normal kids TV, they are seen battered and bruised, except for kimiko*
Kimiko: Whyd you to fight them, I wanted to fight one!
Rai: Were just protecting you.
Kimiko: Why?
Me: Because if someone gets hurt, it should be us.
Rai: Hey Leo, I wanna have a short word with you.
*Rai and I go behind the temple. Kimiko hears some wispers and walks over trying to listen*
Rai: Stop acting all macho dude.
Me: Im not acting macho, Im just being myself.
Rai: Thats a load of bull man. I know your just trying to impress kimiko so shell like you.
Me: Yeah sure blame your plans on me. Very origional.
*Kimiko walks away and waits to see them again and after 5 mins, Im beaten and Rai comes out holding me up*
Kimiko: What happened?
Rai: I dont know. Something happened, jack spicers robots attacked, it was all a blur...
Me(weak and trying to talk): It was... it was...
Kimiko: What? Who was it?
Rai: Get up Leo. Ill help ya.
*picks me up as a get pulled away*
Me: (mouthing) It was Rai who attacked me. (goes unconsious)
*10 mins later*
Rai: You dont belong here man. I dont even know how you got here. *punches me*
Me: Silver manta ray!
*Trys to fly away, but Rai climbs on and attacks me until I fall to the ground. Kimiko stops me from hitting the ground and uses the mantis flip coin to see whos in control*
Kimiko: Just like I thought.
Rai: wait! Its not what It looks like!
Kimiko: Yes it is.
Rai: It doesnt matter. Ill win you even if it cost me my li...
Me: I wouldnt say that If I were you.
*shows me standing heroicly on the edge with my pet bird morphious on my arm and has one arm pointing at Rai*
Me: Your going down!
Rai: Your going to beat me? *laughs evily* No chance in heck!
Me: Morphious, i dont want you seeing this. Go!
*morphious leaves*
Me: Ok. Kimiko, I dont think you should watch this either.
Kimiko: I dont care. I want to see Raimundo get destroyed after what hes done to you.
Me: Thanks. That means alot to me.
*jumps in the air and pulls out sword and puts in rais face*
Rai: Sword of the storm!
*creates a huge storm and I get sucked in*
Me: Whooooaaaa! Heeeelllllpppp meeeeeee!
*kimiko picks up the sword*
Kimiko: Ahhhhhhh!
*attacks Raimundo in the ear and a monstorious demon thing comes out*
Rai: W-What happened?
*I fall to the ground*
Kimiko: Leo!
Rai: We gotta get help!
*lands plane and both catch me in their arms*
Kimiko: Are you ok?
*im unconsious*
kimiko: Rai, do you know CPR?
Rai: nope.
Kimiko: Guess its up to me then.
*Kimiko does CPR to me*
Kimiko: It isnt working!
*I see death*
Death: Come on time to go.
*i kick him in the leg and walk back in my body. Rai and kimiko, thinkin im dead, are crying*
Me: I think Im ok..
Kimiko: Hey rai, hes alive!
Me:Yeah... I guess I am...
*the demon slug thing climbs back in Rais ear. He picks up kimiko and flys off in the silver manta ray*
Me: Morphious, Fly!
*I fly off on my pet eagle. Kimiko trys to jump on but Rai stops her and almost drops her off the ray. I fly below and pick her up*
Kimiko: Thanks.
Me: No problem.
Kimiko: Well thanks for saving me again.
*rai flys back to the eagle and trys to get kimiko from the eagle*
Kimiko: Let go!
Rai: Never! Ill never let go of you!
Me: Eye of dashi!
*zaps Rai in the arm*
Me: That'll stop him.
Kimiko: (blushes) uh, thanks.
*kimiko and I kiss and fly off on morphious back to the Xiaolin temple*
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